..Begam ka belan...

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«Reply #435 on: January 20, 2006, 10:07:34 AM »

Cooker bola kadayi se,
cooker bola kadayi se,
Re tu kitni kaali re,
woh boli tabhi to dekh mujhe
tuney seeti bajayi re...

an incident from gesu's kitchen!!!!!!!!


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«Reply #436 on: January 20, 2006, 10:30:08 AM »

Thanks Pooja :D and very nice ones Gesu and John !

Seeti ki aawaz sun HumTum ki begam phir bhaagi aayi re…
HumTum ko kamla bai ke saath kitchen mein dekh usne phir belan chalayi re… :D


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«Reply #437 on: January 20, 2006, 11:17:25 AM »

Quote from: "Rajbir"

Begam ke belan khane mein tum mahir ho
Yoindia per shayari likhne waale tum "Sahir" ho :D

Gud one Big B !!

shayri nhi big b yeh meri zindgi ki kahani hai
lagta hai umr bhar ab biwi se maar khani hai !!!


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«Reply #438 on: January 20, 2006, 11:19:17 AM »

Quote from: "Rajbir"

Kal raat Star News par Chandigarh ke ek mard ne apni biwi se pitne ki film dikhai (it’s true man)
HumTum kahin woh tum he to nahi the jisne apni begam ke belan ke atyacharon ki dee duhai :D

hahahahaha ..... big b dekha yhi hal hota hai :D

rehega jo kuwara to zindgi mein mouj udayega
karega jo shaadi to biwi se belan hi khayega !! sad5


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«Reply #439 on: January 20, 2006, 11:28:03 AM »

Quote from: "Pooja"

ha ha ha bahoot khoob Rajbeer Veer ji!!!

HumTum ka naam dekhaty hi balen najar atta hai
Muje to ab HumTum ke avtaar mai bhi balen hi najar atta hai!!

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HumTum@balen.wife ka kaya kahna hai
ajkal Chakla bana humtum ji ka bachaav gahna!!!

hahahaha niceone@poojaji.com

office se hum yoindia to aa jate hai
aap ko kya pta ghar ja ke kitne belan khate hai sad5


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«Reply #440 on: January 20, 2006, 11:29:26 AM »

Quote from: "gesu_kapoor"

Cooker bola kadayi se,
cooker bola kadayi se,
Re tu kitni kaali re,
woh boli tabhi to dekh mujhe
tuney seeti bajayi re...

an incident from gesu's kitchen!!!!!!!!

Post something new :?


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«Reply #441 on: January 20, 2006, 11:35:48 AM »

Quote from: "Rajbir"

Thanks Pooja :D and very nice ones Gesu and John !

Seeti ki aawaz sun HumTum ki begam phir bhaagi aayi re…
HumTum ko kamla bai ke saath kitchen mein dekh usne phir belan chalayi re… :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

kamla bai ke sath kitchen mein bna rha tha achhaar
na kuch pucha begum ne guma ke diye belan char sad5


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«Reply #442 on: January 20, 2006, 11:48:38 AM »

Ek to tumhari begam hai umr mein tum se badi
Ooper se deti hai khane ko basi kadi
Kamla bai ka daala achhaar bhi chatak jaati hai
Phir bhi wo belan chalane se baaz kyun nahi aati hai :D


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«Reply #443 on: January 20, 2006, 11:59:20 AM »

hahahahahahaha now dat is a real beauty :lol: :lol:

baaz na aane ki shayaad usne kasam khai hai
kya btau Big B kitni zalim yeh meri lugai hai
office se aata hoon to belan se karti hai swaagat
jane meieny kis zulm ki yeh sazza pai hai


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«Reply #444 on: January 20, 2006, 12:09:52 PM »

Nice going Little B..... :D

Begam ke belan ka atyachar dekho kaise din-b-din badhta jaata hai
Ab to Daakiya, Maali, Driver, Doodh wala, Dhobi bhi ghar aane se ghabrata hai :D


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«Reply #445 on: January 20, 2006, 12:14:06 PM »

mein kudh gabrata hoon aaj kal ghar jane mein Big B sad5

chahata hoon ke office mein hi ghar ban jaye
aur bazu wali gori ke sath mamla fit ho jaye
lekin haye ri meri kismat, asia na hoga kabhi
aa rhi hogi afaat, apna belan le ke abhi


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«Reply #446 on: January 20, 2006, 02:33:44 PM »

Wo dekho HumTum ki lugai belan lekar jhoomti hui aayi
Chalo phoot lo sare yahan se, warna apni bhi shamat aayi :D


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«Reply #447 on: January 20, 2006, 02:40:52 PM »

Aree HumTum gori se mamla fit kar ke tum kya paoge
Abhi to ek se belan khate ho, phir do do se khaoge :wink:


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«Reply #448 on: January 20, 2006, 04:55:52 PM »

HumTum ko begam ke belan khana bahut bhaata hai
Tabhi to dekho us pitai ka zikr karne yahan roz chala aata hai :D :wink:


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«Reply #449 on: January 23, 2006, 06:38:00 AM »

ha ha ha bahoot khoob Rajbir veer ji!!!!

HumTum ke sath yah balen bhi chala atta hai
HumTum kare koi bhi baat, paplu ki tarah biwi ka jikar kiye jaata hai!!!