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Adaab Arz hai ...DostooN.. apka bahut bahut shukriya jo aapney meri "Halat-e-pati" wali gazal ko sraha !! aap sab ne bhi wha apney apney alfazoo mein begum ke zulmo ko byaan kiya ... shukr guzar hoon aap sab ka !! ab ussi gazal ko update kiya hai miney bahut se sher nye hongey usmein aap ke liye jo meiney pehley byaaN nhi kiye they .... sher to nhi keh saktye aap unhey biwi ke zurm hi kheiye ... so pesh-e-kidmat hai ..... Alatreen Gazal ....
Gazal shurru karney se pehley ik sher kehna chunga ... Arz hai !!
Biwi ke karcho ne kabhi chen se rehney na diya
meiney bhi apney sab armanno ka gla dba hi diya
jab kabhi biwi ne gussey se banaya murga mujhey
meiney bhi sharam se ankhoon ki trah sir bhi juka hi diya !!
Gazal pesh hai !!! " Sahayar hai Janab HumTum"
chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh jamana yaad hai
doppher ki dhoop mein kapdey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey panv jana yaad hai
Aa gya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai
saas sasur ki dostoN ab kya sunao dastaaN
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai
daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana pda mujhey
woh mera dantooN taley, ilaichi chbana yaad hai
dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai
wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai muikhey
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai
secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai
Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir fudwana yaad hai
Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai
Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tera munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai
haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai
khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai
yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey pitna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai
aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga bnana yaad hai
shukr hai 'HumTum' teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadi shuda YarooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !!
Aap sab ke jawab ka mutzir !!
HumTum
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«Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 06:51:21 AM » |
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"shukr hai 'HumTum' teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadi shuda YarooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !! " haha........hey great but these last two lines just wonderful.........good one......hahhaaa
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tushar_4u_im
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«Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 06:52:49 AM » |
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Adaab Arz hai ...DostooN.. apka bahut bahut shukriya jo aapney meri "Halat-e-pati" wali gazal ko sraha !! aap sab ne bhi wha apney apney alfazoo mein begum ke zulmo ko byaan kiya ... shukr guzar hoon aap sab ka !! ab ussi gazal ko update kiya hai miney bahut se sher nye hongey usmein aap ke liye jo meiney pehley byaaN nhi kiye they .... sher to nhi keh saktye aap unhey biwi ke zurm hi kheiye ... so pesh-e-kidmat hai ..... Alatreen Gazal ....
Gazal shurru karney se pehley ik sher kehna chunga ... Arz hai !!
Biwi ke karcho ne kabhi chen se rehney na diya
meiney bhi apney sab armanno ka gla dba hi diya
jab kabhi biwi ne gussey se banaya murga mujhey
meiney bhi sharam se ankhoon ki trah sir bhi juka hi diya !!
Gazal pesh hai !!! " Sahayar hai Janab HumTum"
abbe ye kya kar raha hai,....
purana naya mix karker suna raha hai,...
chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh jamana yaad hai
doppher ki dhoop mein kapdey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey panv jana yaad hai
Aa gya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai
saas sasur ki dostoN ab kya sunao dastaaN
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai
daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana pda mujhey
woh mera dantooN taley, ilaichi chbana yaad hai
dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai
wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai muikhey
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai
secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai
Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir fudwana yaad hai
Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai
Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tera munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai
haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai
khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai
yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey pitna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai
aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga bnana yaad hai
shukr hai 'HumTum' teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadi shuda YarooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !!
Aap sab ke jawab ka mutzir !!
HumTum
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Talat
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«Reply #3 on: May 25, 2005, 07:55:01 AM » |
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ye yahan par kya begum ka naam laga rakha hai
achchi khaasi begumo ko pareshaan kar rakha hai
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«Reply #4 on: May 25, 2005, 08:00:10 AM » |
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Talat ji kuch aur arz hai ... suniye ... !!
Shadi se pahlay main Sher(lion) tha
shadi ke baad main khargoosh hogaya
Kal shab begum ne itna peeta
ke main behosh hogaya
batoon batoon mainay aap ne padosan ko darling Kahgaya
Bus yahi begum ke nazar main khusoor hogaya
phir begum ne itna peeta ke main laal peela hogaya
Adaab !!
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«Reply #5 on: May 25, 2005, 08:03:02 AM » |
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Talat ji kuch aur arz hai ... suniye ... !!
Shadi se pahlay main Sher(lion) tha
shadi ke baad main khargoosh hogaya
Kal shab begum ne itna peeta
ke main behosh hogaya
batoon batoon mainay aap ne padosan ko darling Kahgaya
Bus yahi begum ke nazar main khusoor hogaya
phir begum ne itna peeta ke main laal peela hogaya
Adaab !!
ye to thik hai magar purana wala kyu miX kiya hai pelhe wale sher me,.. |
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«Reply #6 on: May 25, 2005, 08:03:27 AM » |
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wah wah...
begum ne itna peeta ke main laal peela hogaya
begum ne itna peeta ke main laal peela hogaya
upar se jo dimaagh tha wo bhi dheela ho gaya !!
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«Reply #7 on: May 25, 2005, 08:05:21 AM » |
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Miyaan tushaar .. woh isliye ke jo aoney nye bandu hai jinhoney nhi dekhi woh post woh bhi dekh le !!
aur talat ji ... kuch arz hai ....
begum ne itna peeta ke main laal peela hogaya
begum ne itna peeta ke main laal peela hogaya
khaney ko kuch nhi deti , dekho pajama bhi deela ho gya !!
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«Reply #8 on: May 25, 2005, 08:08:49 AM » |
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begum ne itna peeta ke ye laal peela hogaya
begum ne itna peeta ke ye laal peela hogaya
ghar ke bahar nikaal diya..thand se neela ho gaya !!
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«Reply #9 on: May 25, 2005, 08:10:13 AM » |
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begum ne itna peeta ke ye laal peela hogaya
begum ne itna peeta ke ye laal peela hogaya
baal noch daley mere sare aur mein takla ho gya !!
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«Reply #10 on: May 25, 2005, 08:17:19 AM » |
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baal noch daale iske saare aur ye takla ho gya
baal noch daale iske saare aur ye takla ho gya
mohalle ke saare bachcho ka mama ban gaya
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«Reply #12 on: May 25, 2005, 08:24:26 AM » |
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iski begum hai isse umar main badee
iski begum hai isse umar main badee
saath chale to lagti hai wi isiki nanee !!
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«Reply #13 on: May 25, 2005, 08:27:02 AM » |
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meiney kha begum se yu na apni umr chupao
meiney kha begum se yu na apni umr chupao
bachoon ko kehti hai mujhey baaji keh ke bhulao
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«Reply #14 on: May 25, 2005, 08:35:19 AM » |
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bachon ko kehti hai mujhe baaji keh ke bulaao
bachon ko kehti hai mujhe baaji keh ke bulaao
aur apne abba ko bhaijan pukaare jaao !!!
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