BEWADA.....

by Ninaah on February 28, 2005, 08:10:11 AM
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Ninaah
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«Reply #480 on: June 22, 2005, 11:28:44 AM »
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DEKHO SHAKEEL APNE DAANT DIKHATA HAI,
ROZ APNE DAANTO MEIN WO KOYLA LAGATA HAI,
USKA SOCHNA HAI KI SAFED DAATON MEIN KIDA NAHI LAGTA,
PUR WOHIN USKA SAMJHDAR KIDA BAZI MAAR JAATA HAI.....





Quote from: "shakeel_saif"
hamari kahani aap ko kya pata hai
roz ek dhoka milta hai
larkiyon se to ab nafrat si ho gayi hai
kyunki yeh hoti hi aisi hai
main to hoon ek shaitaan
karounga tumhara bhi apmaan
tum apni kahani to dekho
us mein sirf drama hai
nautanki hai us mein
tum ho nartaki us mein

Quote from: "Ninaah"
AREEEE SHAKEEL KI BAATON MEIN NA AAO,
YE TO HAR KISI KO RULATA HAI,
HAR PUPPY APNI JAAN BACHA KE BHAGTA HAI,
KYONKI YE UNHE BHI APNE SAATH SULATA HAI,
SHAKEEL KI APNI KAHANI HAI,
JISME DRAMA HAI, SUSPENSE HAI, TRAGEDY HAI,
THODA SA ACTION HAI TO THODI SI COMMEDY HAI,
HAR LADKI USS SE GHABRATI HAI,
SAMNE DEKHTE HE USSE WO BHAG JAATI HAI,

SORRY SHAKEEL PUR MUJHE TUMSE HUMDARDI HAI,
PUR KYA KAREIN HUM HAR LADKI YAHAN BEDARDI HAI,
HUM BHI DUA KARENGE KI TUMHE BHI KOI MIL JAAYE,
CHALO GULAB NA SAHI PUR GOBHI KA HE PHOOL KHIL JAAYE....

(DONT MIND...............)

Quote from: "firekiss"
yaad mein aap ke sath hum marenge


Kuchh na kisi se bolenge
tanhaaii mein ro lenge
hum be-rahabaron ka kyaa
saath kisi ke ho lenge
Khud to hue rusvaa lekin
tera bhaid na kholenge.........
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shakeel_saif
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«Reply #481 on: June 22, 2005, 03:40:05 PM »
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tum apne baal to dekho jaan
lagte hai yeh lomdi ki khaal
tumhari bndriya ki hai chaal
ab bhi hai koi sawaal
bahut bura hai tumhara haal
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sashe75
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«Reply #482 on: June 23, 2005, 01:38:57 AM »
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arre tum sab itne ruswa kyu ho
muskurakar mohobbat se mila to karo
zindagi ka mirasim esi se to hai
phir kal yeh zindagi ho na ho...
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Ninaah
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«Reply #483 on: June 23, 2005, 06:03:16 AM »
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shakeel ji naraz kyon hote ho,
arrreee ye to diniya ka dastoor hai,
chidaya usse he jata hai,
jo humse betha kafi door hai,...

chalo mana bandariya jaisi meri chaal hai,
aur bahot bura mera haal hai,
pur tum apne baare mein bhi to sab ko batao,
ki tumhara apne baare mein kya khayal hai....

chalo ye bhi hum he bata dete hain,
tumhare zakhmon pe marham laga dete hain,
doston shakeel ka dil kisi gadhi pe aaya hai,
pur shakeel se pehale he ek doosra gadha proposal le aaya hai.....

aajkal shakeel ji dukhi hain,
inhe kuch nahi samjh mein aata hai,
jahan kahin bhi dekhte hain,
inhe wohi gadha nazar aata hai.....

tab danda le kar sab ke peeche bhagte hain,
jab koi inhe jor se thappad maare tab jaake ye neend se jagte hain,
hume shakeel ji aapse badi humdardi hai,
pur kya karein gadhon ki community he badi bedardi hai....

(Take care shakeel).....

Quote from: "shakeel_saif"
tum apne baal to dekho jaan
lagte hai yeh lomdi ki khaal
tumhari bndriya ki hai chaal
ab bhi hai koi sawaal
bahut bura hai tumhara haal
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Ninaah
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«Reply #484 on: June 23, 2005, 06:06:02 AM »
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good one sashe.......

hum nahi hai ruswa iss jahan mein,
hum to har kisi ko unke chehre se bhampte hain,
pur kya karein shakeel jaise logon ka,
jo hum ladkiyon ko dekhte he jor-jor se kaampte hain.....




Quote from: "sashe75"
arre tum sab itne ruswa kyu ho
muskurakar mohobbat se mila to karo
zindagi ka mirasim esi se to hai
phir kal yeh zindagi ho na ho...
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shakeel_saif
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«Reply #485 on: June 23, 2005, 06:37:02 AM »
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aap ko kaise pata main proposal karne gaya tha
kya aap ko ek gadhe ne propose kiya tha

aap kar lena tha accept proposal us ka
jodi no.1 , aur aatwa ajooba hota duniya ka

bndriya ki shaadi gadhe se hui hai
dono ka kya karein larkon tum bolo
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Ninaah
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«Reply #486 on: June 23, 2005, 07:25:37 AM »
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shakeel ji ab aap kyon itna itrate ho,
ufff aap apne ko he gadha batate ho,
mein bandariya sahi,
pur tum baki gadhon ko kyon satate ho.....

meri shaadi to bandar se ho jaayegi,
pur tumhari shamat bhi jaldi aayegi,
jab gadhi tumhare ghar dulhan ban kar aayegi,
aur tumse he saare ghar ka kaam karayegi.....

uss waqt tumhara bura haal hoga,
tumhari zindagi mein na sur hoga na taal hoga,
jo tumhari tarafdari karega,
uska tumhari gadhi ke hathon bura haal hoga....



Quote from: "shakeel_saif"
aap ko kaise pata main proposal karne gaya tha
kya aap ko ek gadhe ne propose kiya tha

aap kar lena tha accept proposal us ka
jodi no.1 , aur aatwa ajooba hota duniya ka

bndriya ki shaadi gadhe se hui hai
dono ka kya karein larkon tum bolo
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«Reply #487 on: June 23, 2005, 07:35:24 AM »
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meri shaadi to ho hi nahi sakti
kyun ki mujhe har ladki gadhi hai lagti
tum karlo gadhe se shaadi
phir woh karega tumhari barbaadi
tumhari bandar se bhi shaadi kareinge
tum se khoob kaam karveinge
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sabreena
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«Reply #488 on: June 23, 2005, 07:39:40 AM »
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shakeel ji toh hain faltu insaan
inke pass nahi hai koi kaam
issliye kerty rehty hain sabko badnaam
khud toh hain bechary gumnaam
rahty  hain hamesha yeh pareshaan
banta hai yeh khud ko nadaan
bahot bura hoga inka anjaam..............
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shakeel_saif
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«Reply #489 on: June 23, 2005, 07:42:07 AM »
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anjaam ki fikr hum nahi karte
hum kisi se bhi nahi darte
tum bulao apni larkiyon ki fouj ko
ek hi haath se saaf kar dounga sab ko
tum dono aaye hai mujh se phatta karne
kyun aa rahe ho marne
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Ninaah
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«Reply #490 on: June 23, 2005, 07:44:35 AM »
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ha ha ha shakeel sahab kya baat hai,
har ladki tumhe gadhi nazar aati hai,
pur hum ladkiyon ka kuch aur khayal hai,
hum ladkiyon ki zindagi to shadi karte he sanwar jaati hai....

kyonki har ladka bada bevkoof hota hai,
jara pyar se unse baat karo, to wo apna aapa khota hai,
tum jaise ghadon ko khuda ne humare liye banaya hai,
isiliye to aap jaisa ghadha phir humare darr pur aaya hai....

Kyon kya khayal hai...


Quote from: "shakeel_saif"
meri shaadi to ho hi nahi sakti
kyun ki mujhe har ladki gadhi hai lagti
tum karlo gadhe se shaadi
phir woh karega tumhari barbaadi
tumhari bandar se bhi shaadi kareinge
tum se khoob kaam karveinge
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«Reply #491 on: June 23, 2005, 07:48:31 AM »
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aap ke dar pe hum nahi aaye
aap hi hamare beech mein ghus ke aaye
tum chahti kya ho saaf saaf batao
warna jao kahin dub mar jao
agar hum se pyaar hai to bolo
apne dil ke raz tum bhi kholo

ab bolo aap ka kya khayal hai..........
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Ninaah
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«Reply #492 on: June 23, 2005, 07:53:22 AM »
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bilkul theek sabreena.....

shakeel ko ab tak akal nahi aayee,
ye khuda bhi kitna hai harjayee,
har koi akalmand ho gaya,
pur akal shakeel ke pass tak na ayee.....


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shakeel ji toh hain faltu insaan
inke pass nahi hai koi kaam
issliye kerty rehty hain sabko badnaam
khud toh hain bechary gumnaam
rahty  hain hamesha yeh pareshaan
banta hai yeh khud ko nadaan
bahot bura hoga inka anjaam..............
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shakeel_saif
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«Reply #493 on: June 23, 2005, 07:56:12 AM »
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apne dimaag ka ilaaj karao
paise chahiye to mujh se le kar jao
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sabreena
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«Reply #494 on: June 23, 2005, 07:57:06 AM »
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apni bevakoofi kii tareef khud kerta hai yeh
gadha hai per khud ko pagal samjhta hai ye
fook maroongi toh udd jayega yeh
ruyi fekoongi toh mar jayega yeh
deemak hai shakkel khud ko machher samajhta hai yeh.........................
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