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is shayeri (kavita) ke sabhi patr wo ghatnaye kalpanik hai. inka vastavik jeevan se koi sambandh nahi hai, ager aisa hota hai to ise matr ek sanyog kaha jayega
ji is bande ko waise to abu dawood kahte hai
bahut se maherban pyar se abdul mardood kahte hai
mere papa ramgadh ke mashoor daaku the
tihar jel ka thana mere nana ne luta tha
wo 15 kilo ka tala usi bande se toota tha
nahi tha chor koi shaher me dada ke paye ka
chura ke gher se le aaye the wo kutta visraye ka
mere mamu ke jali note america me chalte the
hazaro chor daku unki nigrani me palte the
mere mawsa ji cahte badmaash the apne zamane ke
khuda bakhshe bahut shokeen the wo jelkhane ke
mere khalu newyark me jeb katarte the
ek hi saath wo 11 aurto se ishk karte the
mere nana ke bhai nakli sona banate the
haseen bewao ko ro ro ke wo seene se lagate the
sasur saheb jhansi ki rani bhaga ke laye
meri umer ki uski teen bahno ko utha laye
chacha mere bade mashoor the fan-e-rajalat me
mukadma harker wo nange naache the adalat me
mere bhai ne ki four-twenty cheaf justice se
wo jab bigda to jala di uske moonche apni machis se
bade wo log the lekin ye banda bhi nahi kuch kum
khuda ka fazl hai mujh pe nahi mujhko bhi koi ghum
izazat ho to banda ishare hi ishare me
batade aapko kuch tafseel se apne baare me
main raja aur maharajao ki jebe bhi katarta tha
charas, ganja aur chandan ka dhanda bhi karta tha
mere mamuli shagirdo ne 14 bank lute the
meri koshish se ba izzat bari hoke wo chute the
na income tax deta hu na super tax deta hu
apni saari income pe main sarkar se tax leta hu
jo din main ne guzare shan-o-shoukat se guzare hai
zara kuch in dino hi mere gardish me sitare hai
mujhe kar le jo shamil chori aur daako me
yakeenan aap bhi kheloge do din me lakho me
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«Reply #1 on: May 30, 2005, 09:46:37 AM » |
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wah badi aachi kahani hai...
magar kya thi yeram kahani..
abhi tak nahin jani hai ...
magar bhai ki kahani hai to aachi kahani hai..
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samnoj
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«Reply #2 on: May 30, 2005, 09:48:39 AM » |
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bina kahani ko samjhe hi tareef bhi kardi
are meri pyari si salma rani tune ye kya kardi
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«Reply #3 on: May 30, 2005, 09:55:46 AM » |
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mein to aise he hun samnoj saiyane...
bina padhe he tareef kar deti hun ...
kyunki mein lambi cheezein nahin padhti hun...
waise aachi he thi ab dubara b yahi bolti hun... :p
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«Reply #4 on: May 30, 2005, 09:59:50 AM » |
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bina padhe hi tareef karne ki aadat hai tumhari
badi badi shayeri na padne ki hai kaisi ye kahani
shukriyaa aapka jo bin padhe hi tareef ki humaari
lekin pedh ke dekh to lete ek baar bhai ki kahanai
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«Reply #5 on: May 30, 2005, 10:02:46 AM » |
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bina padhe he tareef humne aise kardi...
lambi lambi padhne k liye waqt ki hai kami...
aaj kal humne waqt ki express hai pakadi...
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«Reply #6 on: May 30, 2005, 10:05:32 AM » |
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aap ke pas bhi ab wakt ki hai kami
koi baat nahi padh lege ise hum hi
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«Reply #7 on: May 30, 2005, 10:11:24 AM » |
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padh kar iss pe aap aamal na karna...
warna aapko b kisi don ke basti mein hai nazar aana...
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«Reply #8 on: May 30, 2005, 10:15:05 AM » |
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don ki basti me ho ya ho basti se baher
hum to rah lege, tum sunao kuch apni khaber
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«Reply #9 on: May 30, 2005, 10:19:17 AM » |
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humari kabar to humein khud nahin hai kabar...
aap sunaye aap ke kya hain haal chaal ...
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«Reply #10 on: May 30, 2005, 10:20:36 AM » |
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aap ki kahber ki khud aap ko nahi hai khaber
are kuch to pani khaber rakh o be khabar
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«Reply #11 on: May 30, 2005, 10:29:36 AM » |
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rehte hain hum khud aur duniyan walon se be-kabar...
aise he jeete hain hum aaj kal tanhayon ke andar...
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«Reply #12 on: May 30, 2005, 10:30:54 AM » |
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tanhai ke ander rahte hue bhi rakhni chahiye khabar
main bhejta hu akhbaar to ho jayegi sab ki khaber
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«Reply #13 on: May 30, 2005, 10:35:49 AM » |
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akhbaar mein to wohi gisi piti politics ki kahani suna hai...
lagata hai aaj kal mere D bhai kahin aur ghoom aaya hai ...
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«Reply #14 on: May 30, 2005, 10:37:55 AM » |
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aapka naya bhai bhi aaya hai
mubarak ho
per aapne hume itni der se batay hai
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on eTI community..
