Bholi si surat..!

by nishita on January 12, 2005, 01:04:25 PM
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«Reply #45 on: January 22, 2005, 08:04:38 PM »
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lolzz...gud one...

dete hain aapko ek mashwara ....
aap aisi galatfehmi mein naa rahiye....
naa toh hum hain aashiq naa hi kisi ke deewaane..
isliye ye sab baatein kisi aur se jaakar kahiye......
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«Reply #46 on: January 22, 2005, 08:09:01 PM »
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LOL....

Ubh keh diya so keh diya....
Jaiye aap apne dosto de keh dijiye....
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«Reply #47 on: January 22, 2005, 08:48:01 PM »
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lolzzz.....

abhi abhi hum apne sab dosto se kah kar aaye hain....
unhone bhi hume aap jaiso  se bachne ke nuskhe bataye hain...
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«Reply #48 on: January 23, 2005, 08:18:08 AM »
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lol bond jee.....

Hum to woh hai Jo Nazaro ka pata dete hai....
Chaand Taaro Ka, sitaro ka, pata dete hai....

Zid pe aajaye to sholo ko bujha dete hai....
Hum to pani mein bhi ek aag laga dete hai....

Aise aashiqo ko hum ungli pe nacha dete hai....
Sirf kehte hi nahi karke dikha dete hai....

Tum ko is tarah mitaayenge nishaani na mile....
Tum ko aisi jaga maare jahan pani na mile....

Hum ko maasoom na samjho ke hum chalak bhi hai....
Jitne bhole hai utne hi khatarnaak bhi hai....


wah namkeen ji...
hum aaj aapki zid ko bhi deekhna chahte nhai,
paani me bhi aag dekhna chahte hai,
aap ki maasumiat ki chaalaki bhi dekhenge,
hum bhi apne aap ko khatarnaak samajhte hain,
isiliye aap jaise khatarnaak se khelnaa chahte hain.
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«Reply #49 on: January 23, 2005, 10:38:32 AM »
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dosto ne nuskhe to bataye honge filmi ,aap par shaan maarne ko
or hass kar  piche se keh rahe honge "bacha kya hai iske paas bachaane ko "...........LOL
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«Reply #50 on: January 23, 2005, 01:16:51 PM »
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LOLZZZ...

aap sab ki inn baatoo se hai hum anjaan...
lagta hai kisi ne khli hai yahan chai ki dukan...
aur shayad dukan par pandu kar rahe hai kisi ko pareshaan...
pandu ko maar rahi hain hamaari nishi pehalwaan...


lolzzzzzzzzzzz bond kadardaan
aap bhi baniye humaare mehmaan
aap ko bhi peet peetke main
td dungi haath pair aur kaan Winking  :lol:


nishita ji
bond to abhi naya hai,uspar to aap jama lenge apnee dhaak,
but hamare gale pad kar to dekhiye huzuur,kaat lenge aap ki naak. tongue3  :?


pandit ji zara apni joining date aur hamari joining date dekhiye aapko pata chal jayega naya kaun hai aur puraana kaun........lolzzz

aur jaaduwaali nish ye tumhaare liye.....

maar pitai danga fasad karne se kiska kya fayda hoga...
maar to doge tum hume par haath to tumhaara bhi dard hoga....
aur mein to tumhaari tarah nahi hoon jo auroon ko dard doon....
par mere karan tumhe dard hoga to mujhey bhi dard hoga........

 tongue3


arre waah bond.. Usual Smile

chalo hume jo inni mushil se inna pyaara dost jo mila hai
jisse milke humaare chaaro aur phool khila hai
hum usse nahi maarenge
dosto ke liye rules badal dalenge Winking
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«Reply #51 on: January 23, 2005, 01:36:29 PM »
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LOLZZZ...

aap sab ki inn baatoo se hai hum anjaan...
lagta hai kisi ne khli hai yahan chai ki dukan...
aur shayad dukan par pandu kar rahe hai kisi ko pareshaan...
pandu ko maar rahi hain hamaari nishi pehalwaan...


lolzzzzzzzzzzz bond kadardaan
aap bhi baniye humaare mehmaan
aap ko bhi peet peetke main
td dungi haath pair aur kaan Winking  :lol:


nishita ji
bond to abhi naya hai,uspar to aap jama lenge apnee dhaak,
but hamare gale pad kar to dekhiye huzuur,kaat lenge aap ki naak. tongue3  :?


pandit ji zara apni joining date aur hamari joining date dekhiye aapko pata chal jayega naya kaun hai aur puraana kaun........lolzzz

aur jaaduwaali nish ye tumhaare liye.....

maar pitai danga fasad karne se kiska kya fayda hoga...
maar to doge tum hume par haath to tumhaara bhi dard hoga....
aur mein to tumhaari tarah nahi hoon jo auroon ko dard doon....
par mere karan tumhe dard hoga to mujhey bhi dard hoga........

 tongue3


arre waah bond.. Usual Smile

chalo hume jo inni mushil se inna pyaara dost jo mila hai
jisse milke humaare chaaro aur phool khila hai
hum usse nahi maarenge
dosto ke liye rules bad

wah nisita ji...
aap mahaan hai jo kisi pe raham to farmaa rahi hain,
warna hum to samjhe the ki aap sirf beeraham hain. :oops:  tongue3













al dalenge Winking
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«Reply #52 on: January 23, 2005, 06:58:01 PM »
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dosto ne nuskhe to bataye honge filmi ,aap par shaan maarne ko
or hass kar  piche se keh rahe honge "bacha kya hai iske paas bachaane ko "...........LOL


hehehe....
hamaare toh nahi par aapke dost jaroor aisa karte honge....
galat nuskhe dete honege aur peeeth pichey aisa hi kehte honge......
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«Reply #53 on: January 24, 2005, 10:02:11 AM »
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LOLZZZ...

aap sab ki inn baatoo se hai hum anjaan...
lagta hai kisi ne khli hai yahan chai ki dukan...
aur shayad dukan par pandu kar rahe hai kisi ko pareshaan...
pandu ko maar rahi hain hamaari nishi pehalwaan...


lolzzzzzzzzzzz bond kadardaan
aap bhi baniye humaare mehmaan
aap ko bhi peet peetke main
td dungi haath pair aur kaan Winking  :lol:


nishita ji
bond to abhi naya hai,uspar to aap jama lenge apnee dhaak,
but hamare gale pad kar to dekhiye huzuur,kaat lenge aap ki naak. tongue3  :?


pandit ji zara apni joining date aur hamari joining date dekhiye aapko pata chal jayega naya kaun hai aur puraana kaun........lolzzz

aur jaaduwaali nish ye tumhaare liye.....

maar pitai danga fasad karne se kiska kya fayda hoga...
maar to doge tum hume par haath to tumhaara bhi dard hoga....
aur mein to tumhaari tarah nahi hoon jo auroon ko dard doon....
par mere karan tumhe dard hoga to mujhey bhi dard hoga........

 tongue3


arre waah bond.. Usual Smile

chalo hume jo inni mushil se inna pyaara dost jo mila hai
jisse milke humaare chaaro aur phool khila hai
hum usse nahi maarenge
dosto ke liye rules badal dalenge Winking


wah wah wah kya baat kahi hai aap ne...
aisa laga kenchuli utaari hai kisi saanp ne....
tha jo kal HITLAR aaj GANDHI  ban gaya hai....
lagta hai bhang kha rakhi hai janaab ne..... lolzzzzz

ONE MORE FOR U NISH ( JAADUWAALI....SRY...JHAADUWAALI...LOLZZZ)

khaiyr woh dosti ki ahemiyaat toh jaanti hain...
uspe khuda ki inaayat ke woh hume dost manti hain....
aisaa hi hota hai yaaroon dosti kaa asar....
ban jaate hain GANDHI  bade bade HITLAR.....
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nishita
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«Reply #54 on: January 25, 2005, 09:28:40 AM »
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzz bond.. hitler hu main?
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Qutubuddin
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«Reply #55 on: January 25, 2005, 09:45:05 AM »
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Well sai bond....

Ques...
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bond
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«Reply #56 on: January 25, 2005, 02:44:32 PM »
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzz bond.. hitler hu main?


lolzzz ....hitler ho nahi thi..... aab to gandhi ho gayi ho shayad....
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«Reply #57 on: January 26, 2005, 06:13:31 AM »
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nisita hai hitler to tum bhi kam nahi
vo hai male to kehdo hum bhi female nahi :wink:
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«Reply #58 on: January 26, 2005, 07:34:55 AM »
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz panks... kya matlab tha iska??


ye ladke yoindia ke thode se ghanchakkar hai
abhi abhi aaye hai mental hospital se shock treatment khakar ye
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«Reply #59 on: January 26, 2005, 07:59:07 AM »
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ye nish jo kehti sabko ghanchakkar hai...
sock treatment karwaane ka aab iska number hai.....
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