BIRYANI:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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kuch din phele yahan briyani ki bahut baath ho rahi thi ..biryani k naam se ek post....
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BARSEE KI BIRYANNI

""WOH BARSEE KI THEE BIRYANI BANEE THEE JO MASALAY MAIN",
"CHUNAY THAY JISS KAY CHAWAL BAITH KER DIN KAY UJALAY MAIN",
"NAA JANAY KIUN CHALAY AATAY THAY KANKAR HAR NIWAALAY MAIN?",
"KHUDA BAKHSHAY BARI KHOOBIYAAN THEEN MERNAY WAAALAY MAIN ".

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sawaal ye hai k maar koun ?

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sufi to phele se hi maara huva hai .ab ye biryani kya khaye ga, :D
waheed ko to khana chaiye..khane main kuch bi chale ga , :lol:
nikaama to ab maarna hi hai ...ab woh hi maara huva hai.., :wink:
meri briyani aur remix se usse aetiraaz hai iss liye woh hi maar hai,
kyun bay nikaama maar gay na tu bol warna yahan likh doongi tera naam, :wink:
immi to maarne aur maar khane ki adat hai ...shayaad ye bi maar hai, :lol:
sam miyan ko to briyani chaiye ..kounsi bi shaddi ki ho ya barsee ki hai na sam miyan :wink:


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«Reply #1 on: December 16, 2004, 11:04:11 AM »

ameen.....marne waale ko jannat mile.............mujhe barsi ki biryaani nahin chahiye paagal........... Usual Smile

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #2 on: December 16, 2004, 11:06:41 AM »

mujhe to chahiye . . koi bhi chalegi . . shadi ki ho ya barse ki. .
waise waheed tu kab . . . mera matlub teri biryani kab khane milegi


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«Reply #3 on: December 16, 2004, 11:11:48 AM »

haan waheed ki briyani jaldi hi mili gi,
abhi main usse goli se udda deti hoon :mgun:
sam miyan tum wait karna jaldi ye briyani bi khalena :lol:


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«Reply #4 on: December 16, 2004, 11:15:26 AM »

sharam nahi aati tujhe waheed ko marne ki bat karti ho
are pagal main uski shadi ki baat kar raah tha


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«Reply #5 on: December 16, 2004, 11:23:24 AM »

sharma ko maine raka hi nahin apne pass,
waheed ko marne main bilkul nahin,
hai woh bahut bheja pakoo ..ussk bheje ki briyani banoon,
bole to tumhari bi khopdi udda doon kya :mgun: lolzzzzzz


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«Reply #6 on: December 16, 2004, 11:24:38 AM »

salma too kya dekhi hai goli ki aankh kis color ki hoti hai.......tere haath mein phool hi accha rahta paagal ladki........
sam meri shaadi karwaake kyon jindagi bhar rulana chahta hai...... Usual Smile


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«Reply #7 on: December 16, 2004, 11:25:43 AM »

sharma sun lega to bahut maarega abhi ishk ke section me likh raha hai wo

aur ha meri khopdi me kuch milne wala nahi
wo to pahle hi talat aur nishi ne khali kar di hai


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«Reply #8 on: December 16, 2004, 11:32:39 AM »

sharma ji ki baath nahin kar rahi hoon,
main to sharam ki baath kar rahi hoon,
main khali khopdi nahin leti sam miyan,
waheed phir meri phool ki peech na padh ,
hunter se tujhe maar doongi dhakaan :hunter:


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«Reply #9 on: December 16, 2004, 11:34:36 AM »

ab too boodha ho jaayega...........jaldi se kisi ladki ko pakad kar shadi karle........ :lol: tongue3

salma too so gayee kya gadhi..........


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«Reply #10 on: December 16, 2004, 11:43:23 AM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

arun bhai to mehfil sajaye honge
lekin salma yeh bata tere phool mahak raha hai kya ....
ek min udhar de de.............waapas kar dunga
tongue3


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«Reply #11 on: December 16, 2004, 11:46:59 AM »

joothoon se maardoongi,
udaar to tu ne apne shop main liya na,
phele uss ka hisaab pura kar dhakaan :lol:


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«Reply #12 on: December 16, 2004, 12:12:22 PM »

oye salma mujhe joote se mat maarna mujhe to phoolon se chot lagti hai...

bahot soft gaal hain ...........


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«Reply #13 on: December 16, 2004, 12:27:15 PM »


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«Reply #14 on: December 16, 2004, 12:33:00 PM »

kya hua salma...........tere phool se bhi soft hain..........jaakar kuch kha le............... tongue3

:lol: :lol:


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