Biwi Pakistan gai hai...:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Ghar ke kamon se ghabra ker
Apni job se aajiz aa ker
6 hafte ki chutti pa ker
Kar ke ghar sunsaan gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai

Sone ke set banwaye gi
Shaan masale bhi laye gi
Suit bohut se silwaye gi
Silk ke le ke thaan gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai

Aish karon gi amma ke gher
Kaam karain ge noker chaker
Car main le jaye ga shofer
Le ke yeh arman gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai

Pannu main rehte hain aakil chacha
Changa manga main taya hai
Sab se mil ker ana hai
Bana ke sare plan gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai

Boli rehna ache soher
After se seedhe ana gher
Jate jate haath main de
Kar tasbi or quran gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai

Trah trah ke khane paka ker
Bhar dala sara freazer
Ttake main na khaon bahir
Karke poora intzaam gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai

Ek din phone kiya us ke gher
Bole us ke mama asgher
Wo to le ke sara tabber
Aaj subah hi multan gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai

Dhoop or germi se aa kar tang
Mela huwa jab us ka rang
Apni ik saheli ke sang
Wahan se kaghan gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai

Aati hai us ki email baraber
Kehti hai mujhe ko bhejo doller
Phas mushkil main jaan gai hai
Hoton ki mare muskan gai hai
Biwi pakistan gai hai


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sanju

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #1 on: August 14, 2004, 01:42:25 PM »

lollzzzzzzzzzz


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Deewana29

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #2 on: August 14, 2004, 02:36:44 PM »

Before Marriage: takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage: takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.


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nishita

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #3 on: August 14, 2004, 06:08:22 PM »

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,

Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,

Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,

Kaif ko Lays khilao,

Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO


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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #4 on: August 14, 2004, 06:43:23 PM »

Quote from: "nishita"

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,

Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,

Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,

Kaif ko Lays khilao,

Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO

ha ha ha :lol: magombo khush huaaaaaa :lol:


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sanju

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #5 on: August 14, 2004, 08:15:25 PM »

Quote from: "nishita"

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,

Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,

Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,

Kaif ko Lays khilao,

Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO

lolllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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nishita

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #6 on: August 15, 2004, 06:25:11 AM »

hehe


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Deewana29

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #7 on: August 15, 2004, 09:16:14 AM »

Quote from: "nishita"

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,

Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,

Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,

Kaif ko Lays khilao,

Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO

Sehwag ki maa ko bulane se kiya hoga

Sachin ko Pepsi pilane se kiya hoga,

Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilane se kiya hoga,

Kaif ko Lays khilane se kiya hoga,

Dravid ko castorl pilane se kiya hoga

Yeh Sab jute khane ke aadi hai........
Ek baar inhe 12 man banoyo(Neya SQUADE banayo)
Aur next time se India ko jeet ta huya payo!


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mateen govindvi

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #8 on: August 15, 2004, 12:06:57 PM »

good one all


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sanju

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #9 on: August 15, 2004, 12:52:26 PM »

hmmm shall send 2 bcci.... :lol:


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Pooja

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #10 on: August 16, 2004, 04:22:43 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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mateen govindvi

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #11 on: August 17, 2004, 08:53:20 AM »

sahwag ne kar li dunya muththi me

sahin ka dil mange more

ganguli doondhta phirta hai har jagah toss ka boss

lakshman aaj kall team me kam nazar aata hai
shayad apni nayi biwi se zayada batyayta hai

dravid hame englend bulata hai
kharab khel kar sab ko rulata hai

yuraj ab extra millage use karne laga hai
pass me manzil phir bhi ghoom ghoom ke aata hai

kaif bhai jaane kaha kho gaye hai
bet lagate lagate thak kar so gaye hai

pathan sahab apna kaaam kar rahe hai
batsman se zyada ladkiyon ke dil pe chah rahe hai

zahher khan bahut pareshan hai,uski kuch samajh nahi aa raha
usko khud pata nahi kab wo under kab bahar ja raha

bhaji ki phirki kamaal kar rahi hai
sab ki dhoti phad ke rumal kar rahi hai

kumble ka tension badhta ja raha hai
bhji dheere dheere uski jagah le raha hai

nahra ji soch me pad gaye hai
balaji aage badh gaye hai


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nishita

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #12 on: August 17, 2004, 11:12:05 AM »

lol mateen good one.. but mere dravid ko kuch mat kaho


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mateen govindvi

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #13 on: August 17, 2004, 01:55:30 PM »

sorry nishi dravid is my fav too
ye to bas aise hi


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jhallo

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Biwi Pakistan gai hai...

«Reply #14 on: August 18, 2004, 03:10:14 AM »

dravid ko apka like karna hame bilkul nahi bhata hai
mateenji ki aapki haan main haan milane par hame bahut gussa ata hai


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