Bole to......Apun ko bhi shaadi manane ka hai!!

by Rishi Soumya on July 28, 2005, 01:49:33 PM
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HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVT.IN MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL


Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal,
wajan 80 killo aur
5 1/ 2 phoot height kya,
poora kasrat body !!!
......abhi wo bole to,
kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
kya hai naa baap,
apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi
izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon
nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se
jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...
Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam
patakha...
thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga
kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye
saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori
banayinga...
bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi
bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me
koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja
dalenga.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka
kya!
 
Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.
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thycreator
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«Reply #1 on: July 28, 2005, 02:04:21 PM »
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Lollllzzzz Rishi.........that is a nice one........but i think you should have posted it in fun section rather than this section...........
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«Reply #2 on: July 28, 2005, 02:11:18 PM »
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Topic Moved to Fun Section
Reason: Inappropriate Location

Moved by yoindia admin.
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«Reply #3 on: July 30, 2005, 04:13:38 AM »
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Quote from: "Rishi Soumya"
HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVT.IN MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL


Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal,
wajan 80 killo aur
5 1/ 2 phoot height kya,
poora kasrat body !!!
......abhi wo bole to,
kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
kya hai naa baap,
apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi
izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon
nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se
jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...
Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam
patakha...
thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga
kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye
saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori
banayinga...
bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi
bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me
koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja
dalenga.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka
kya!
 
Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.



wah kya badhiya likha hai tumne rishi,.......

bole to ek dum jhakkasssssssssssssssssssssssssss................ .....
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«Reply #4 on: July 30, 2005, 07:39:45 AM »
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Sorry Thy sahab..Galti ho gayi....Badi badi deshon mein choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai... :o

Thank u Tushar for ur Tapori compliment......... glasses2
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«Reply #5 on: July 30, 2005, 07:48:06 AM »
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Its okie Rishi.............ur new here and will slowly learn to reduce your mistakes......till that time we are here to correct you......i am glad you took it in right sense......happy9
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«Reply #6 on: July 30, 2005, 05:55:09 PM »
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cooooooooooool ....bole to ek dum mast likha hai Rishi.......................
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«Reply #7 on: July 30, 2005, 06:02:59 PM »
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lolzzzzzz  rishi..................but  maamla  kuch  theek  nahi  hai.... Puzzled !
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«Reply #8 on: July 31, 2005, 04:52:27 AM »
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Its ok Creator ji.......

Nikki ji Dhanyavaad parantu ye humne nahi likha hai..............

Waheed sahab daal pura kala nazar aaya kya?Huh?Huh?Huh??? sad5

I have a declaration.....This had come to my mail.... Sorry folks humare paas aisa nayab dimag nahi hai......... sad5
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«Reply #9 on: July 31, 2005, 06:56:50 AM »
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Rishi wrote
Its ok Creator ji.......

Nikki ji Dhanyavaad parantu ye humne nahi likha hai..............

Waheed sahab daal pura kala nazar aaya kya?Huh?Huh?Huh???  

I have a declaration.....This had come to my mail.... Sorry folks humare paas aisa nayab dimag nahi hai.........

Thats nice Rishi that you accept that this was not written by you and it was send to you by someone.

Anyways daal to pura kala he hai!!!! I think we must get someone like phulan for him.
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«Reply #10 on: October 18, 2005, 02:43:49 AM »
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Thanks Anamika....Yup U R right we must find a Phoolon for him....
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