BOYS Vs GIRLS -Panna 3:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

rukhsar168

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«Reply #30 on: June 14, 2005, 09:54:23 AM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

lagta hai bahut jada hindi movies dekhti hai,
isliye yoindia mein devi aur asal zindagi mein chudail bankar rehti hai

wafa ka naam nahin suna aur wafa karne chali,
sabun[soap] ka naam nahin suna aur nahane chali

Hum hindi movies nahi dekhti,, un main bohut gand hai!!!!!
Shaafir larkiyon ne ke liye besharami band hai!!!!
Haan tum larkey hamesha besharam they, ho, aur rahoo gey
Tum dekhna kisi din kisi aurat se sharaamo bedardi se marro gey!!!!


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Devdas_online

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kadwa sach

«Reply #31 on: June 14, 2005, 10:01:29 AM »

malika sherawat ka kya kehna, paise ne apna culture tak bhool gayi,
sirf aadhe kapde pehne, aur aadhe pehanana bhool gayi

Indira Gandhi jisne Golden Temple pe bomb blast karvaya,
bolo tum aurton ne kya naam kamaya

karishma kapoor jisne abhishek bachan ko haan karke na kar di thi,
maine dekha woh bacha lekar divorse ke liye apply kar rahi thi

agar aur example chahiye to bolna...


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rukhsar168

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Re: kadwa sach

«Reply #32 on: June 14, 2005, 10:05:36 AM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

Note: Maine sharif auraton ka kahaa tha
Kyoun doosron ko beech main laata hai jaa re jaa mera sar na khaa!!!!!
Tum batoo tum amrd bhi koi kam nahi!!!
Tumhaara Ajay devgan,,, Khud hi Shah Rukh se jealous hai
Aakhir mard hi mard ka dushman hotta hai!!!!
Baad main aurat ka naam lagga ke rotta hai!!!!


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Devdas_online

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BOYS Vs GIRLS

«Reply #33 on: June 14, 2005, 10:47:17 AM »

are maine sirf auraton ka hi kaha tha,
na jaane tune kya samajh liya tha

woh to priyanka chopra bhi aishwarya rai se jealous hai,
woh duniya ki sabse jada satayi hui aurat hai

aur rukhsar, tu abhi yahan se ruksat ho ja,
ab mera jaane ka time ho gaya hai, mera sar mat kha


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rukhsar168

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«Reply #34 on: June 14, 2005, 01:16:58 PM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

Abey paagal main kahaan tha sharif!!!
Kya aankhein kamzoor hai ya bangaye ho zaheef!!!
Main itni jaldi rukhsat nahi hoongi!!!
Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!


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BOYS Vs GIRLS

«Reply #35 on: June 14, 2005, 01:18:45 PM »

Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!
Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!

tujhey yeh pyaara nazrana sanam dhoongi !!


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dardhai

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HAI DUM LADKIYAN?

«Reply #36 on: June 14, 2005, 02:13:05 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!
Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!

tujhey yeh pyaara nazrana sanam dhoongi !!

PAAGAL BANANE MAIN AAPTO NO. 1 HAIN
MAARNE MAIN AAPTO NO. 1 HAIN

LEKIN KYA KAHAIN

PYAAR MAIN BOYZ NO. 1 HAI
ROMEO KE BAAD HEEE JULIET KA NAAM AATA HAI

YEH SOCH LO.

BAAP HEEEE BADA HOTA HAI.

HAN HAN HAN.

LADKIYAN HAI DUM Huh?


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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BOYS Vs GIRLS

«Reply #37 on: June 14, 2005, 02:25:09 PM »

tum ladke dhoka dene mein No.1
jhut bolne mein No.1

Romeo aur Juliet
arre tum to insaano ki baat karte ho

log RadheKrishna kehte hain
jai siya raam kehte hain
ye dekhlo sab se pahle to devion ka naam hi lete hain :evil: :evil:

ladkiyan nahi kisi se bhi kam glasses2


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #38 on: June 14, 2005, 02:30:16 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

ha mana deviyo ka lete hai magar bhooto kanahi lete,...


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #39 on: June 14, 2005, 02:36:47 PM »

tushar tumne jo likha hai
woh samjh nahi aaya
fir tumne aisa post kyu lagaya


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #40 on: June 14, 2005, 02:52:12 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

tushar tumne jo likha hai
woh samjh nahi aaya
fir tumne aisa post kyu lagaya

maine kaha hum log pehle deviyo ka naam lete hai,....

bhuto ka nahi lete hai jo pehle aapka le ,..

miss duffer,....


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #41 on: June 14, 2005, 03:18:42 PM »

ladkiyan to devi hoti hain
unke aane se khushiya aati hai
unke jaane se kismat bhi ladkon se ruth jaati hai
pata nahi yeh baat aapki samjh mein kyu na aati hai ...........


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #42 on: June 14, 2005, 04:31:50 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

ladkiyan to devi hoti hain
unke aane se khushiya aati hai
unke jaane se kismat bhi ladkon se ruth jaati hai
pata nahi yeh baat aapki samjh mein kyu na aati hai ...........

to hum bhi dev hai humari puja kerke wo aacha ver pati hai,...

koi bharma koi vishnu, koi mehesh keh ker bulati hai,.........


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #43 on: June 14, 2005, 06:21:01 PM »

devta bhi devion ke peeche hi aate hain
gar devi ho jaye naraz fir insaan to kya devta bhi ghabrate hain :wink:


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #44 on: June 15, 2005, 08:32:14 AM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

dufferiya madam,

tum log naam mein kyon gum ho gaye,
ram ke kamoon ko kyon bhool gaye

ye hamara bada pan hai ki ram ne seeta ki madad ki aur apna naam baad mein lagaya[siyaram]
hamare is ehsaan ko tum ladkiyon ne samajh nahin paya


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