Chandni raat mein..

by Devdas_online on April 19, 2005, 09:17:53 AM
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«Reply #60 on: April 22, 2005, 06:18:15 AM »
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ladke samjhte hai ki yeh hai sundar
shakal dekhi nahin aur lagta hai yeh bandar

akkal ko inki tala pad gya hai
ladki dekhte hi pala pad gya hai

rote hai ki ladki dil lekar goom gyi
aur kehte hai khud ko aamnchi mumbai

kehte hai ladki mil gyi to zindgi ban gyi
lekin inhe kya pata ki ladkiyon ki to zindgi ujjad gyi
 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:


tum khud ko samajhti ho sundar chokari,
ho bhikhari ki bheekh maangne wali katori

bheekh nahin milti to ladke fasa leti ho,
unse apna bill bharva leti ho

jo cheez keemti hoti hai, use taale mein band karke rakhte hain,
hum ladke khud ko bahut sambhal ke rakhte hain

hum ladkon ne apni akal aur dil mein tala laga rakha hai,
ladkiyan bil bulaye aa jaati hai, unse sambhal ke rakha hai

hum rote nahin hain, rula dete hain,
jarurat padne par laat bhi maar dete hain :twisted:
hum ladkiyan hoti hai khoobsoorat
tum ladke hote ho badsoorat

hum hoti hain ed ka chaand, jo bada sundar hai hota
aur tum hote ho kala chaand, jo kabhi sawera nahin hota

hum mein hai itni akkal ki tumko maar de
aur maar kar tumko haraa de

tum samjhte ho akshay khanna
aur tumhari zindagi hai tooti hui kitaab ka panna
:evil: :evil: :evil:


khoobsurat to nakli phool bhi hota hai, magar khushbu nahin hoti,
tum bhi us phool ki tarah ho, jiski kabhi tareef nahin hoti

tum chand ho to chand mein bhi daag hota hai,
use bhi grahan lag jata hai
suraj ki roshni mein gayab ho jata hai

hume maar saken, tum ladkiyon mein dam nahin,
ladkiyan hum se hain, hum ladkiyon se nahin

tum samajhti ho khud ho madhuri,
bina ladkon ke tum ho adhuri :twisted:
dhoondte firte ho yahan tum kudi
a mere paas deti hon tumhe zeher ki pudi

maar kar hum koi neech kaam nahin karte
kisi paagal ke bill ka daam nahin bharte

rehna chahte ho har ladki ke dil mein
aur paate ho khud ko chuhe ki bill mein

samjhte ho khud ko amitab bachan
theek nahin hai tere lachaan :twisted: :twisted:


doondte to use hain, jo cheez kho gayi ho,
ab kise doonde, jab tum mujhe mil gayi ho

tum maarti nahin ho, ladkon ko jeena nahin deti,
siyave apni tareef karane ke, aur kuch karne nahin deti

aur mein nahin amitabh bachan,
jhoote hai tere vachan
aankho se tum ho andhe
ache nahin hai tere dhandhe

hum hai aaj ki naari
jo pad sakti hai tum par bhaari

vachan hai mere sache
samjhe chotte bache
:lol: :lol:


dandha chhote log karte hain, hum business karte hain,
ladkiyon ko secretary banakar, unhen line maarte hain

tum ho aaj ki naari,
ladkon se hamesha haari
kismat ki maari
yeh kahani hai tumhari Usual Smile


ladkiyon ki line marna rooz ka kaam hai :evil:
tumhara sachi mein koi nahin naam hai

business mein bhi maar khaoge
thode hi dino mein haar jaoge :twisted:

kahani suni nahin hai tumne hamari
yaad kara denge tumko naani tumhari :twisted:


jahan ladke hote hain[yoindia], vahan chali aati ho,
phir kehti ho, kyon tum ladke hume line maarte ho

hum ladkiyon ko naraaz nahin karte,
line maare bagair reh nahin sakte

line maare to naraaz hoti ho, na maare to,
na jeene ko chhodti ho, na marne ko

mujhe meri naani yaad hai, lagta hai tum khuch bhool gayi ho,
apne devdas ko chhodkar, kisi aur ko dhoond rahi ho


hum ladkiyan ladko ke peeche nahin bhaagti
ladke khud hamare peeche bhagte hai :twisted:

line maarna ladko ki addat hai
inke bina ladko ka jeena mushkil hai :twisted:

tum jaiso ke saath jeena kaun chahega
isse acha to hamein marna hi pasand ayega :twisted:

devdaas tujh mein na koi sharam hai na lihaaj hai
mere scooter ka naam bajaj hai :lol:
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«Reply #61 on: April 22, 2005, 06:32:30 AM »
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pyase kuen ke paas aate hain,
pani pikar chale jaate hain
kuen ko khali kar jaate hain
isliye ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai

tera scooter, teri tarah khatara hai,
garv se kaho, yoindia hamara hai
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«Reply #62 on: April 22, 2005, 06:34:08 AM »
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pyase kuen ke paas aate hain,
pani pikar chale jaate hain
kuen ko khali kar jaate hain
isliye ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai

tera scooter, teri tarah khatara hai,
garv se kaho, yoindia hamara hai
humko kuan kehta hai :evil:
batmeeeeeez kahin ka :twisted:

kyon aate ho gar ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai to
khud ka to bheja hi nahin hai na.....................
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«Reply #63 on: April 22, 2005, 06:41:29 AM »
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pyase kuen ke paas aate hain,
pani pikar chale jaate hain
kuen ko khali kar jaate hain
isliye ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai

tera scooter, teri tarah khatara hai,
garv se kaho, yoindia hamara hai
humko kuan kehta hai :evil:
batmeeeeeez kahin ka :twisted:

kyon aate ho gar ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai to
khud ka to bheja hi nahin hai na.....................


apni chudail jaisi shakl mat dikha,
mein usase darne nahin wala,
itna make-up mat kar,
koi tujh pe marne nahin wala

subah subah mooh se galiyan khati hai,
galiyon se hi break-fast karti hai Usual Smile
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«Reply #64 on: April 22, 2005, 06:42:42 AM »
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pyase kuen ke paas aate hain,
pani pikar chale jaate hain
kuen ko khali kar jaate hain
isliye ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai

tera scooter, teri tarah khatara hai,
garv se kaho, yoindia hamara hai
humko kuan kehta hai :evil:
batmeeeeeez kahin ka :twisted:

kyon aate ho gar ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai to
khud ka to bheja hi nahin hai na.....................


apni chudail jaisi shakl mat dikha,
mein usase darne nahin wala,
itna make-up mat kar,
koi tujh pe marne nahin wala

subah subah mooh se galiyan khati hai,
galiyon se hi break-fast karti hai Usual Smile
shakal hai teri bandar jasi
hum ko kehta hai chudail
suram bana doongi teri haddiyon ka
fir apni hi aankh mein dalna
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«Reply #65 on: April 22, 2005, 06:44:52 AM »
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apney sadey hue chehre per itna gumaan na ker,
apney ladkey honey ka gumaan na ker,
tere jaison ko ladkiyaan ghaas bhi nahi dalti,
apni pol khulney sey thoda sa toh der......
 bevakoof devdas
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«Reply #66 on: April 22, 2005, 06:49:06 AM »
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apney sadey hue chehre per itna gumaan na ker,
apney ladkey honey ka gumaan na ker,
tere jaison ko ladkiyaan ghaas bhi nahi dalti,
apni pol khulney sey thoda sa toh der......
 bevakoof devdas
wah nagma sis... kya baat kahi hai tumne.....

sach bol rahi hai yeh ladki
kyon devdaas teri akkal hai kadki
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«Reply #67 on: April 22, 2005, 06:52:10 AM »
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pyase kuen ke paas aate hain,
pani pikar chale jaate hain
kuen ko khali kar jaate hain
isliye ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai

tera scooter, teri tarah khatara hai,
garv se kaho, yoindia hamara hai
humko kuan kehta hai :evil:
batmeeeeeez kahin ka :twisted:

kyon aate ho gar ladkiyon ka bheja khali hai to
khud ka to bheja hi nahin hai na.....................


apni chudail jaisi shakl mat dikha,
mein usase darne nahin wala,
itna make-up mat kar,
koi tujh pe marne nahin wala

subah subah mooh se galiyan khati hai,
galiyon se hi break-fast karti hai Usual Smile
shakal hai teri bandar jasi
hum ko kehta hai chudail
suram bana doongi teri haddiyon ka
fir apni hi aankh mein dalna


khud ko aaine mein dekhti hai
aur mujhe bandar kehti hai,
khud ko thik se chalna nahin aata,
aur mujhe langda kehti hai

apne nazuk haathon se anda tod nahin sakti
aur meri haddiyan todne ki baat karti hai
naram kela kha nahin sakti,
aur lohe ke chane chabane ki baat karti hai :wink:
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«Reply #68 on: April 22, 2005, 06:54:11 AM »
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tujhe bandar na kahon to langoor kahon kya
aur kya tujhe angoor khilaon kya

baat karta hai chalne ki
tu a tere saath saath chaloongi main

tod to tu nahin sakta anda
chal khale ek sir par danda
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«Reply #69 on: April 22, 2005, 06:59:41 AM »
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apney sadey hue chehre per itna gumaan na ker,
apney ladkey honey ka gumaan na ker,
tere jaison ko ladkiyaan ghaas bhi nahi dalti,
apni pol khulney sey thoda sa toh der......
 bevakoof devdas


tera naam hai Nagma,
tujhe doonga bahut bada Sadma

mera naam hai devdas,
mat rakhna bachne ki aas

chehra tum ladkiyon ka sada hua hota hai,
isliye tum make-up karti ho, chupane ke liye

isi sade hue chehre ko tu chatati hai,
aur sabke saamne baatein banati hai

are ghas to teri jaisi bakriyan khati hai,
aur yahan aakar bakri ki tarah mei..mei karti hain

tujhe kisi pagalon ke doctor ki zarurat hai
desi ke baad ab teri baari hai
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«Reply #70 on: April 22, 2005, 07:01:50 AM »
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«Reply #71 on: April 22, 2005, 07:03:24 AM »
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oye devdaaaaaaaas
tu bhi mat rakhna hamari aas

tujhe kya koi ladki milegi
teri to gaadi hi theek se nahin chalegi

pagaal bolta hai tu hamein
langoor bana doongi hum tumhe
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«Reply #72 on: April 22, 2005, 07:06:52 AM »
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khud ainey ke saamney khadey hone ke layak nahi hai,
or hamsey jalakertey hain,

khud toh daud bhi nahi sakta,
or hamsey chalney main muqabla kerta hai,

hamarey nazuk haathon sey teri khokhi haddiyaan hi toot sakti hain,
issliye ham tod sakte hain;


naram kela khaa nahi sakte,
kyunki vo tum jaise popley log ke liye hotey hain.

kya hua devdas
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«Reply #73 on: April 22, 2005, 07:09:41 AM »
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khud ainey ke saamney khadey hone ke layak nahi hai,
or hamsey jalakertey hain,

khud toh daud bhi nahi sakta,
or hamsey chalney main muqabla kerta hai,

hamarey nazuk haathon sey teri khokhi haddiyaan hi toot sakti hain,
issliye ham tod sakte hain;


naram kela khaa nahi sakte,
kyunki vo tum jaise popley log ke liye hotey hain.

kya hua devdas
nice nagma......................
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«Reply #74 on: April 22, 2005, 07:16:57 AM »
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tujhe bandar na kahon to langoor kahon kya
aur kya tujhe angoor khilaon kya

baat karta hai chalne ki
tu a tere saath saath chaloongi main

tod to tu nahin sakta anda
chal khale ek sir par danda


tu bandariya hai, aur mein tera madari,
mere isharon par naachti hai bechari
koi mila nahin isliye hai kuwari
yahan ladka doondne aati hai bechari

sir te dande da asar ni pena,
mere sir te pagdi hegiye Usual Smile
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