chemistry of love

by VIKRANT on January 11, 2005, 04:10:07 AM
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Chemistry of Love

[ All about love and its properties. ]



SYMBOL : ILU

ATOMIC NUMBER : 2

ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple

POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart


OCCURRENCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , Colleges Compounds ,Cinema, Halls, Parks and Bus stops!


METHOD OF PREPARATION :

a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart beat!


b) : by the combination of two complex compounds. commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!
CATALYST USED : Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!

REDUCING AGENTS : Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!

GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS

BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS



PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :

a) : Gas at human temperature


b) : COLOR : Varying shades of Pink

c) : ODOR : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet




CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER

b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET

c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION

d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF "SOLID" AND "BEAT" ENERGY


USES :

a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) : SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND

c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME

d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY


INFERENCE : THROUGH "CHEMISTRY" I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE , IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED!

...to bring smile on our face.........
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