Cigarette Chhodne Ke Liye Sharab Peete Hain

by Devdas_online on May 21, 2005, 07:58:16 AM
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Ladke_hain_duffer
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«Reply #30 on: May 23, 2005, 02:44:21 PM »
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "sabreena"
tumne bilkul sahi kaha tushar iss maarey hue choohey ke varey mein

oye lofer hoga tu deva

tu toh fati hui chappal ka toota hua dhaga hai
tu toh kkisi ke gher chori kerke whahn se bhaga hai

teri apni koi aukaat nahi hai
dusron ko unki aukaat yaad dilata hai

tujhe toh saari duniya pakad ke bahot maregi
issliye tu sabse der der ke apni baat batata hai

apni baat pey kabhi kayam nahi rehta hai
or dossron ko kayam rehne kii baat sikhata hai

abey sadey hue bheje ke insaan
tu apne bill main jaker kyun nahi chup jata hai

apni hadon mein rehna seekh le
tera her dushman tujhe maarne ke liye nishana lagata hai

ab kisi ko bura bhala mat kehna
vaise bhi her koi tujhse yahan baat kerna nahi chahti hai...................

samjha sadey hue kaddu..........deva


aur tu woh hai, jo jis thali main khati hai usi mein chhed karti hai,
jis chaukhat pe beekh milti hai, usi ko ganda kar deti hai

jab tujhe nark mein jagah na mile, mere kadmom mein aa jana,
agar teri kismat achhi hogi, tujhe apne charno ki dasi bana loonga

jab mujhe thook fekni hoti hai to tere se baat kar leta hoon,
isi bahane tera ganda mooh apni thook se dho deta hoon

samjhi, maali ki paseene wali badbudaar banayan
sunn tu hai fatti hui banyan
tera kabhi na hoga kalyan

tu ladki ke bare mein bolta hai galat baat
koi shariff insaan deta nahi tera saath

tujh jaise shaitaan jab dharti per aaya
badboo aur barbadi aapne saath laya

tu paidan banne ke layak nahi
jamadaar ka jaadu banne ke layak nahi
gadhe per baithne ke layak nahi
gater mein rehne ke layak nahi
Oye tu khud ko devdas kehta hai
tu to Devdas kehlane ke layak nahi....
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HumTum
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«Reply #31 on: May 23, 2005, 03:07:04 PM »
Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "sabreena"
tumne bilkul sahi kaha tushar iss maarey hue choohey ke varey mein

oye lofer hoga tu deva

tu toh fati hui chappal ka toota hua dhaga hai
tu toh kkisi ke gher chori kerke whahn se bhaga hai

teri apni koi aukaat nahi hai
dusron ko unki aukaat yaad dilata hai

tujhe toh saari duniya pakad ke bahot maregi
issliye tu sabse der der ke apni baat batata hai

apni baat pey kabhi kayam nahi rehta hai
or dossron ko kayam rehne kii baat sikhata hai

abey sadey hue bheje ke insaan
tu apne bill main jaker kyun nahi chup jata hai

apni hadon mein rehna seekh le
tera her dushman tujhe maarne ke liye nishana lagata hai

ab kisi ko bura bhala mat kehna
vaise bhi her koi tujhse yahan baat kerna nahi chahti hai...................

samjha sadey hue kaddu..........deva


aur tu woh hai, jo jis thali main khati hai usi mein chhed karti hai,
jis chaukhat pe beekh milti hai, usi ko ganda kar deti hai

jab tujhe nark mein jagah na mile, mere kadmom mein aa jana,
agar teri kismat achhi hogi, tujhe apne charno ki dasi bana loonga

jab mujhe thook fekni hoti hai to tere se baat kar leta hoon,
isi bahane tera ganda mooh apni thook se dho deta hoon

samjhi, maali ki paseene wali badbudaar banayan
sunn tu hai fatti hui banyan
tera kabhi na hoga kalyan

tu ladki ke bare mein bolta hai galat baat
koi shariff insaan deta nahi tera saath

tujh jaise shaitaan jab dharti per aaya
badboo aur barbadi aapne saath laya

tu paidan banne ke layak nahi
jamadaar ka jaadu banne ke layak nahi
gadhe per baithne ke layak nahi
gater mein rehne ke layak nahi
Oye tu khud ko devdas kehta hai
tu to Devdas kehlane ke layak nahi....


sab ke raaz yu nhi khola kartey
funny section mein ganda ganda nhi bola kartey  :shhh:
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Ladke_hain_duffer
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«Reply #32 on: May 23, 2005, 03:14:51 PM »
main kya karon humtum
deva hi aapna mu kholta hai
sab ladke ladkiyo ko sada sada bolta hai
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suave
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«Reply #33 on: May 23, 2005, 03:19:24 PM »
ye jo sab ladko ko duffer kehti hain....
kehti hain ke hamaare dil mein rehti hain....
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HumTum
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«Reply #34 on: May 23, 2005, 03:20:52 PM »
dil mein yeh bimaari kyun rakhey hum
dil mein yeh bimaari kyun rakhey hum

mujhey to har pal ispe aati hai sharam  :shame:
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Devdas_online
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«Reply #35 on: May 24, 2005, 09:25:33 AM »
Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "sabreena"
tumne bilkul sahi kaha tushar iss maarey hue choohey ke varey mein

oye lofer hoga tu deva

tu toh fati hui chappal ka toota hua dhaga hai
tu toh kkisi ke gher chori kerke whahn se bhaga hai

teri apni koi aukaat nahi hai
dusron ko unki aukaat yaad dilata hai

tujhe toh saari duniya pakad ke bahot maregi
issliye tu sabse der der ke apni baat batata hai

apni baat pey kabhi kayam nahi rehta hai
or dossron ko kayam rehne kii baat sikhata hai

abey sadey hue bheje ke insaan
tu apne bill main jaker kyun nahi chup jata hai

apni hadon mein rehna seekh le
tera her dushman tujhe maarne ke liye nishana lagata hai

ab kisi ko bura bhala mat kehna
vaise bhi her koi tujhse yahan baat kerna nahi chahti hai...................

samjha sadey hue kaddu..........deva


aur tu woh hai, jo jis thali main khati hai usi mein chhed karti hai,
jis chaukhat pe beekh milti hai, usi ko ganda kar deti hai

jab tujhe nark mein jagah na mile, mere kadmom mein aa jana,
agar teri kismat achhi hogi, tujhe apne charno ki dasi bana loonga

jab mujhe thook fekni hoti hai to tere se baat kar leta hoon,
isi bahane tera ganda mooh apni thook se dho deta hoon

samjhi, maali ki paseene wali badbudaar banayan
sunn tu hai fatti hui banyan
tera kabhi na hoga kalyan

tu ladki ke bare mein bolta hai galat baat
koi shariff insaan deta nahi tera saath

tujh jaise shaitaan jab dharti per aaya
badboo aur barbadi aapne saath laya

tu paidan banne ke layak nahi
jamadaar ka jaadu banne ke layak nahi
gadhe per baithne ke layak nahi
gater mein rehne ke layak nahi
Oye tu khud ko devdas kehta hai
tu to Devdas kehlane ke layak nahi....


aurat per ki jooti hoti hai,
tu jooti kehlane ke bhi layak nahin hai

aur jab tu mera message padti hai to khadi rehkar pada kar,
tu mere saamne bethi rahe, yeh ghustakhi sapne main bhi na kar

aur jab mein tere sapne mein aaun, bistar se uthkar khadi ho jaya kar,
main jagun aur to soyi rahe, aisi gustakhi sapne main bhi na kar

aur tum ladkiyon ke paas kuch bolne ke liye nahin rehta to hamari hi lines repeat karti ho....

samjhi ladkiyan hain sabse badi duffer, lofar, etc.
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tushar_4u_im
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«Reply #36 on: May 24, 2005, 11:50:49 AM »
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Kai Shauk Ki Wajah Se Sharab Peete Hain, Kai Gam Bhulane Ke Liye Peete Hain,
Sab Ke Apne Apne Bahane Hain, Hum Cigarette Chhodne Ke Liye Peete Hain :wink:


sharabi hai hum  sharabi hai hum,...

koi kahe ya na kahe kahenge hum,...

do ghut pila de sathiya ,...

baki mere pe dol de,......
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Devdas_online
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«Reply #37 on: May 25, 2005, 10:58:54 AM »
abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya
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tushar_4u_im
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«Reply #38 on: May 25, 2005, 11:41:39 AM »
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...
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Devdas_online
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«Reply #39 on: May 25, 2005, 11:46:46 AM »
Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya
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tushar_4u_im
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«Reply #40 on: May 25, 2005, 11:48:52 AM »
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya


tere chacha me bhi dum hai tere tau ko rokne ki,....
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HumTum
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«Reply #41 on: May 25, 2005, 12:07:32 PM »
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.

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tushar_4u_im
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«Reply #42 on: May 25, 2005, 12:10:35 PM »
Quote from: "HumTum"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



thX humtum bhai thX waise aacha likha hai,....
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HumTum
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«Reply #43 on: May 25, 2005, 12:14:11 PM »
Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
Quote from: "HumTum"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



thX humtum bhai thX waise aacha likha hai,....


aree tushar bhai .... aap ko koi ulta shedha kehey aur hum chup rhey .... ho hi nhi sakta ...
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«Reply #44 on: May 25, 2005, 12:19:55 PM »
Quote from: "HumTum"
Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
Quote from: "HumTum"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



thX humtum bhai thX waise aacha likha hai,....


aree tushar bhai .... aap ko koi ulta shedha kehey aur hum chup rhey .... ho hi nhi sakta ...


koi batt nahi yaar bolne wale to bolte rehange,.....

bolne de lakin koi aapni dosti k bare me bole to chodenge nahi,....
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