Cigarette Chhodne Ke Liye Sharab Peete Hain

by Devdas_online on May 21, 2005, 07:58:16 AM
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«Reply #45 on: May 25, 2005, 12:20:31 PM »
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abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



tune thik kaha humtum ki..

tera doggy bhi meri aulaad se achcha hoga, kya tujhe pata hai ki tu hi meri aulaad hai aur yeh devdas tera baap hai.

bahut sahi kaha tune.
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«Reply #46 on: May 25, 2005, 12:30:29 PM »
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abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



tune thik kaha humtum ki..

tera doggy bhi meri aulaad se achcha hoga, kya tujhe pata hai ki tu hi meri aulaad hai aur yeh devdas tera baap hai.

bahut sahi kaha tune.


yeh baat tu apni mummy se puchna .... she will tell you !!  khair .... filhaal tu yeh sun ....

tere marne kki khwaahish ko poora karna hai
too yeh bataa tujhe kab marnaa hai

mujhe inform zaroor karna too kab martaa hai
teri laash par thoda perfume chhidkanaa hai

puch lena ghar jake yaad se .... oke..
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«Reply #47 on: May 25, 2005, 12:32:59 PM »
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abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



tune thik kaha humtum ki..

tera doggy bhi meri aulaad se achcha hoga, kya tujhe pata hai ki tu hi meri aulaad hai aur yeh devdas tera baap hai.

bahut sahi kaha tune.


yeh baat tu apni mummy se puchna .... she will tell you !!  khair .... filhaal tu yeh sun ....

tere marne kki khwaahish ko poora karna hai
too yeh bataa tujhe kab marnaa hai

mujhe inform zaroor karna too kab martaa hai
teri laash par thoda perfume chhidkanaa hai

puch lena ghar jake yaad se .... oke..



wah sher to aacha hai magar jawab mat de isse,...

kyu aapna muh ganda kerta hai,....
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«Reply #48 on: May 25, 2005, 12:35:30 PM »
aree tushaar bhai kya kre yaar .... baad  mud'dat ke kissi ne panga liya hai .. to zra chalney do ...  humey bhi bahut arzuu hai .... !!

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«Reply #49 on: May 25, 2005, 12:39:28 PM »
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aree tushaar bhai kya kre yaar .... baad  mud'dat ke kissi ne panga liya hai .. to zra chalney do ...  humey bhi bahut arzuu hai .... !!



chal yaar phir thik hai lakin  ab uska shayad

uska messege nahi aayga maine usse pm bhaja tha,....
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«Reply #50 on: May 25, 2005, 01:20:44 PM »
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abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



tune thik kaha humtum ki..

tera doggy bhi meri aulaad se achcha hoga, kya tujhe pata hai ki tu hi meri aulaad hai aur yeh devdas tera baap hai.

bahut sahi kaha tune.


yeh baat tu apni mummy se puchna .... she will tell you !!  khair .... filhaal tu yeh sun ....

tere marne kki khwaahish ko poora karna hai
too yeh bataa tujhe kab marnaa hai

mujhe inform zaroor karna too kab martaa hai
teri laash par thoda perfume chhidkanaa hai

puch lena ghar jake yaad se .... oke..



aur tu kisise pooch bhi nahin sakta...lawaris jo tehra...tujhe na hi teri maa na pata, na tujhe tere baap ka naam malum hai..waise tu apne naam ke saath mera naam laga sakta hai...samajh gaya kya khul ke samjhaun humtum beta...jab koi ladaai jeetata hai to use kuch milta hai jiske liye woh ladai karta hai...aur tune aaj ladai jeet kar devdas naam ka baap mila hai.
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«Reply #51 on: May 25, 2005, 01:45:17 PM »
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
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Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"
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abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



tune thik kaha humtum ki..

tera doggy bhi meri aulaad se achcha hoga, kya tujhe pata hai ki tu hi meri aulaad hai aur yeh devdas tera baap hai.

bahut sahi kaha tune.


yeh baat tu apni mummy se puchna .... she will tell you !!  khair .... filhaal tu yeh sun ....

tere marne kki khwaahish ko poora karna hai
too yeh bataa tujhe kab marnaa hai

mujhe inform zaroor karna too kab martaa hai
teri laash par thoda perfume chhidkanaa hai

puch lena ghar jake yaad se .... oke..



aur tu kisise pooch bhi nahin sakta...lawaris jo tehra...tujhe na hi teri maa na pata, na tujhe tere baap ka naam malum hai..waise tu apne naam ke saath mera naam laga sakta hai...samajh gaya kya khul ke samjhaun humtum beta...jab koi ladaai jeetata hai to use kuch milta hai jiske liye woh ladai karta hai...aur tune aaj ladai jeet kar devdas naam ka baap mila hai.


dekho dekho ye liske gun ga raha hai,...

aapne bapp ko beta or aapne ko bapp samajh raha hai,....
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«Reply #52 on: May 25, 2005, 02:18:14 PM »
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abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



tune thik kaha humtum ki..

tera doggy bhi meri aulaad se achcha hoga, kya tujhe pata hai ki tu hi meri aulaad hai aur yeh devdas tera baap hai.

bahut sahi kaha tune.


yeh baat tu apni mummy se puchna .... she will tell you !!  khair .... filhaal tu yeh sun ....

tere marne kki khwaahish ko poora karna hai
too yeh bataa tujhe kab marnaa hai

mujhe inform zaroor karna too kab martaa hai
teri laash par thoda perfume chhidkanaa hai

puch lena ghar jake yaad se .... oke..



aur tu kisise pooch bhi nahin sakta...lawaris jo tehra...tujhe na hi teri maa na pata, na tujhe tere baap ka naam malum hai..waise tu apne naam ke saath mera naam laga sakta hai...samajh gaya kya khul ke samjhaun humtum beta...jab koi ladaai jeetata hai to use kuch milta hai jiske liye woh ladai karta hai...aur tune aaj ladai jeet kar devdas naam ka baap mila hai.


abey ..... toti hui bottle ke bikhrey huye dakkaan  ........ tere baap logo ne yeh forum shayri ke liye bnaya hai ........ to shayri ker yha MUJRA nhi ...... woh ghar mein kiya ker ....... wha sath deney waley bhi hongey ...  to yha sirf shayri ker ........  aur han tu mujhey khul ke samjha ......... mein bhi dekhu beta baap se kitna aagey hai ...... kha tha teri ma ko isko kuch aql shika de .... baap se baat kerney ki tameez nhi hai !!! khair kasoor uska bhi nhi hai ......... usey bhi nhi pta ke tu beej kiska hai !!!

tere liye kuch aur alfaz hai ....... to woh sun .. aur han agli baar mujra nhi sahyri kerna !!


Dekho iss piiley ki maut ko sab ne kaisa mazak banaya hai
jab bhi yeh aayi to kaun rok paya hai
jab maine suni dev piiley ki maut ki khabar
socha main bhi chaloon mujhe bhi card aaya hai !!
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«Reply #53 on: May 25, 2005, 03:56:29 PM »
guyssssssssss  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  why fighting!!!!  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
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«Reply #54 on: May 26, 2005, 05:50:35 AM »
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abe cutting chai tu phir yahan pe aa gaya,
mana kiya phir bhi gandi surat dikhane aa gaya


tera uncle aagar yaha aata hai to tere bapp ka kya jata hai,...


abe haaf chaddi,

jitna bola utna tu kar,
faaltu main sawaal mat kar

yoindia koi public toilet nahin hai, jahan koi bhi ghus gaya,
kya tune yahan aane se pehle, mujhse permission liya



abey oye deva ke sun  .. mein daar gya !!  see i am shivering !!

tere liye kuch alfaaz hai mere pass ..... gaur se padna !!

mera har saaz teri awaz se achcha hoga,
mera har din teri raat se achcha hoga,
jaate jaate ye to sunta ja,
mera doggy bhi teri aulaad se achcha hoga.



tune thik kaha humtum ki..

tera doggy bhi meri aulaad se achcha hoga, kya tujhe pata hai ki tu hi meri aulaad hai aur yeh devdas tera baap hai.

bahut sahi kaha tune.


yeh baat tu apni mummy se puchna .... she will tell you !!  khair .... filhaal tu yeh sun ....

tere marne kki khwaahish ko poora karna hai
too yeh bataa tujhe kab marnaa hai

mujhe inform zaroor karna too kab martaa hai
teri laash par thoda perfume chhidkanaa hai

puch lena ghar jake yaad se .... oke..



aur tu kisise pooch bhi nahin sakta...lawaris jo tehra...tujhe na hi teri maa na pata, na tujhe tere baap ka naam malum hai..waise tu apne naam ke saath mera naam laga sakta hai...samajh gaya kya khul ke samjhaun humtum beta...jab koi ladaai jeetata hai to use kuch milta hai jiske liye woh ladai karta hai...aur tune aaj ladai jeet kar devdas naam ka baap mila hai.


abey ..... toti hui bottle ke bikhrey huye dakkaan  ........ tere baap logo ne yeh forum shayri ke liye bnaya hai ........ to shayri ker yha MUJRA nhi ...... woh ghar mein kiya ker ....... wha sath deney waley bhi hongey ...  to yha sirf shayri ker ........  aur han tu mujhey khul ke samjha ......... mein bhi dekhu beta baap se kitna aagey hai ...... kha tha teri ma ko isko kuch aql shika de .... baap se baat kerney ki tameez nhi hai !!! khair kasoor uska bhi nhi hai ......... usey bhi nhi pta ke tu beej kiska hai !!!

tere liye kuch aur alfaz hai ....... to woh sun .. aur han agli baar mujra nhi sahyri kerna !!


Dekho iss piiley ki maut ko sab ne kaisa mazak banaya hai
jab bhi yeh aayi to kaun rok paya hai
jab maine suni dev piiley ki maut ki khabar
socha main bhi chaloon mujhe bhi card aaya hai !!



abay, paap ke pet se paida hone wale papaiye...ehsaan faramosh...jisne ungali pakad ke sikhaya, uski ke upar ungali uthata hai...

teri maa ne tujhe paida hote saar hi maar kyon nahin dala,
mara nahin to gande naale main kyon nahin fek dala

main tere saath shayari karke shayari ka mazaak nahin banana chahta,
tu laaton ka bhoot hai, baaton se tujhe samjhana nahin chahta

tu insaan hai magar tera saya kutte ke jaisa hai,
tu zinda hai magar ek mare hue pig ke jaisa hai

dobara panda lega 'Hum' to rehenge magar 'Tum' nahin rahoge, samjhe gadhe humtum
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«Reply #55 on: May 26, 2005, 08:00:51 AM »
This is getting too much...becoming obscene and totally against rules and regulations....

I am locking this topic and kindly dont make personal comments on each other...
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