Computer shayari

by Chilkan2005 on October 10, 2005, 09:12:37 PM
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Pesh hain..........

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
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nafrate_husn
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«Reply #1 on: October 12, 2005, 09:52:23 AM »
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Wah Chilkuuu Kya Likhte ho
Ladki ke peeche tum ho gaye ho paagal
Ghar jao aur jaa kar khao khuch fal
Tumko nahi hai Bilkul bhi Akal
Ladki ka khayal chor de
Tabhi hoga tu life me safal
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«Reply #2 on: October 12, 2005, 06:59:54 PM »
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lolzzzzzzzz Chilkan2005   :lol:

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Chalo koi baat nahi, agar ho tum padosi ki spouse!  :wink:
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«Reply #3 on: October 12, 2005, 09:20:28 PM »
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NH saab aap ithna nafrat karte ho husn se,
aadmi arsonse jee raha, usko paane ke aaas se...
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Chilkan2005
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«Reply #4 on: October 12, 2005, 09:22:53 PM »
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NY saab ab nahi karenge difference mouse spouse mein,
jeelenge maje main, chahe woh ho padosi ki spouse..
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«Reply #5 on: October 12, 2005, 09:56:37 PM »
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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ye liziye, computer shayari ki ek aur thread .... :lol:

http://www.yoindia.com/forums/computer-sher-vp80885.html?highlight=#80885
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«Reply #6 on: October 12, 2005, 10:03:31 PM »
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kya karenge hum computer ke thread ka
hum likhthe hai sher, apne dimaag ka...
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«Reply #7 on: October 12, 2005, 10:09:50 PM »
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lolzzzzzzzz

Aisa nahi kehte pyaare, sher nahi the aapke  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ramchandra keh gaye siya se
ek din aaisa aayega
shaayar nahi hoga kahin koi
CUT-PASTE se kaam chal jaayega ...  :wink:
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«Reply #8 on: October 12, 2005, 10:13:25 PM »
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CUT-PASTE se kaam chal jaayega..
agar aisa hoga, tho ekdin yoindia ki dukaan bandh ho jayegi...
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«Reply #9 on: October 12, 2005, 10:15:28 PM »
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:idea:

Issliye to kehte hain
naya kare aap kuch post
phir dekhiye aane lagenge
jawab main, post pe post  :lol:
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«Reply #10 on: October 12, 2005, 10:27:07 PM »
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abhi lagathe hai kuch naye post
soch raha hoon, o mere dost...
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«Reply #11 on: October 13, 2005, 10:24:20 AM »
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soch raha hoon, o mere dost...
zayda mat soch,dimag pe zor na de dost lol
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«Reply #12 on: October 13, 2005, 12:26:15 PM »
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kaunsi lagaoge tum post
tum hi karoge ussko host
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Chilkan2005
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«Reply #13 on: October 14, 2005, 05:30:07 AM »
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sochthe sochthe hi sogaya aaj mere dost
kal nikaalunga apni hard disk memory se kuch naye post...

tum hi karoge ussko host
dimaag mein aatha nahi, ho gaya hai frost...
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«Reply #14 on: October 14, 2005, 07:16:47 AM »
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dimag hogaya hai aaj kal frost
issliye aap nazar aate hume ghost
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