Computer

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon





Apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
Ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao



Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhtae hain
Warna aap jaisey softwares to bazaar main biktay hain



Roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho
Mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho



Teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai
Per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai



Aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar
Humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar



Apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
Janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga



Apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye
Do PC joodtey joodtey hang hogaye



Aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain
Warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain


Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!




Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space



Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down



Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga



Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya



Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat



Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail



Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Aish,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

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1.Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay


2.Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe
joo


3.Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain


4.Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga


5.Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi
aya.


6.Ghar se roz jata hai wo
Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap
Sab ko hi satata hai wo


7.Hathi nay kaha hathni ki kabar per ja kar
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per


8.Tum bhi besahara,hum bhi besahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara


9.Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar


10.Dil kay armaa aanso’oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye


11.Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar


12.Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh


13.Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen


14.Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya


15.Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha


16.Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen
gay


17.Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi


18.Mera dil para hai loose
Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes

Wow nice one Yasir ji,bahut mazaa aayee.