dance,....... -Panna 4:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #45 on: June 21, 2005, 01:42:34 PM »

yeh sab tum ladkiyon ko na bataya karo
aapni philosophy aapne uper istimal kiya karo
aapni sadi hui akal ka sahi upyog kiya karo
jao aur acchi acchi kitaben padha karo


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Devdas_online

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dance,.......

«Reply #46 on: June 22, 2005, 08:44:23 AM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

yeh sab tum ladkiyon ko na bataya karo
aapni philosophy aapne uper istimal kiya karo
aapni sadi hui akal ka sahi upyog kiya karo
jao aur acchi acchi kitaben padha karo

Dufferiya,

Jab koi scientist nai dava banata hai to pehle jaanwar pe test karta hai,
yeh devdas jab koi nai philosophy nikalta hai to pehle tum ladkiyon pe test karta hai
[agar kuch galat hua to ladkiyan marengi]

Mujhe kitaben padne ko kehti hai,
Tu jis school mein padti thi main vahan ka principal tha,
Tu sahi dhang se padti nahin thi aur tujhe nikaal diya tha


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #47 on: June 22, 2005, 01:29:25 PM »

tum aur principal wah kya mel hai
mujhe kya nikalega tu to khud dasvi fail hai
bada ajab yeh bhagwan ka khel hai


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Devdas_online

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dance,.......

«Reply #48 on: June 23, 2005, 05:59:38 AM »

aur aaj tu jo 9th pass hai meri vajeh se, tu meri copy maarke pass hoti thi,
aur ghar mein kehti thi, woh meri apni mehnat thi


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sabreena

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«Reply #49 on: June 23, 2005, 07:44:03 AM »

apni bakwaas ko sudhaar lo
apni bander jaisi shaql ko pehchaan lo
khuda se thodi sii akal toh maanng lo
apna khud langoor naam lo
ham ladkiyon se sabak le lo
or apna muh kala ker yahan se nikal lo..................

sudher jayiye deva ji ................


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tushar_4u_im

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dance,.......

«Reply #50 on: June 23, 2005, 04:57:54 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

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gadhe ko badala nahi jaata hai
gadha dhobi ke kaam aata hai
tum mere type ke nahi ho
yeh baat acchi tarhe sochlo samjhlo
ab jaake thande thande pani mein aapna mu dhoo

thande pani se muh dhoke

aaye hai hum tere hone,.....

mat lagna tu rone,......

jo leker aaye tere hum kapde dhone,....


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sashe75

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dance,.......

«Reply #51 on: June 23, 2005, 05:06:44 PM »

Tushar kapre aap phir dholena
Pehle inse larao aap apne naina
Aur dil ka ishar karke
Bann jao ab aap type inke! :wink:


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tushar_4u_im

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dance,.......

«Reply #52 on: June 23, 2005, 05:11:05 PM »

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Tushar kapre aap phir dholena
Pehle inse larao aap apne naina
Aur dil ka ishar karke
Bann jao ab aap type inke! :wink:

nahi yaar aagar nahi kerti koi pyar to kya gam hai,.....

hum to jhum ker dance kerke usse bhula denge,....

magar uska hum kya kere jo aage na kehker piche se ha kehe,....


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sashe75

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dance,.......

«Reply #53 on: June 23, 2005, 06:07:31 PM »

Gar Unki nazre apke khando se takrakar nikal jaye
to ye hai "chow" aur "Good bye"...
Par unki nazre jo aapke chere pe ane se pehle he jukh jaye
to ye hai pyar ka pehla sign ye hai meri personal rai...
To janab sign tek se pariyega "for you dont want to land up a sorry guy" !! :wink:


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #54 on: June 23, 2005, 08:39:10 PM »

Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

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gadhe ko badala nahi jaata hai
gadha dhobi ke kaam aata hai
tum mere type ke nahi ho
yeh baat acchi tarhe sochlo samjhlo
ab jaake thande thande pani mein aapna mu dhoo

thande pani se muh dhoke

aaye hai hum tere hone,.....

mat lagna tu rone,......

jo leker aaye tere hum kapde dhone,....

don worry tushar
kapde bhi tum hi dhoo ge
bartan tum hi saff karoge
jhaadu bhi tum hi lagaoge
yeh sab kaam tum hi karoge
per yeh batao paise kitne loge :wink:


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #55 on: June 24, 2005, 07:54:25 AM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

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gadhe ko badala nahi jaata hai
gadha dhobi ke kaam aata hai
tum mere type ke nahi ho
yeh baat acchi tarhe sochlo samjhlo
ab jaake thande thande pani mein aapna mu dhoo

thande pani se muh dhoke

aaye hai hum tere hone,.....

mat lagna tu rone,......

jo leker aaye tere hum kapde dhone,....

don worry tushar
kapde bhi tum hi dhoo ge
bartan tum hi saff karoge
jhaadu bhi tum hi lagaoge
yeh sab kaam tum hi karoge
per yeh batao paise kitne loge :wink:

aaji paisa to hum ek bhi nahi lenge ,...

hum to bus rehne ki gajah chaiye,....

dogi ya nahi ye bhi bata do,....


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #56 on: June 24, 2005, 04:56:43 PM »

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Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

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gadhe ko badala nahi jaata hai
gadha dhobi ke kaam aata hai
tum mere type ke nahi ho
yeh baat acchi tarhe sochlo samjhlo
ab jaake thande thande pani mein aapna mu dhoo

thande pani se muh dhoke

aaye hai hum tere hone,.....

mat lagna tu rone,......

jo leker aaye tere hum kapde dhone,....

don worry tushar
kapde bhi tum hi dhoo ge
bartan tum hi saff karoge
jhaadu bhi tum hi lagaoge
yeh sab kaam tum hi karoge
per yeh batao paise kitne loge :wink:

aaji paisa to hum ek bhi nahi lenge ,...

hum to bus rehne ki gajah chaiye,....

dogi ya nahi ye bhi bata do,....

tushar lagta hai tumhara dimaag kharab ho gaya
aisi post kyu likh gaya
tum tbele mein reh sakte ho
ghar mein sirif kaam karne hi aa sakte ho
Puzzled !


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #57 on: June 25, 2005, 04:44:27 AM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

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gadhe ko badala nahi jaata hai
gadha dhobi ke kaam aata hai
tum mere type ke nahi ho
yeh baat acchi tarhe sochlo samjhlo
ab jaake thande thande pani mein aapna mu dhoo

thande pani se muh dhoke

aaye hai hum tere hone,.....

mat lagna tu rone,......

jo leker aaye tere hum kapde dhone,....

don worry tushar
kapde bhi tum hi dhoo ge
bartan tum hi saff karoge
jhaadu bhi tum hi lagaoge
yeh sab kaam tum hi karoge
per yeh batao paise kitne loge :wink:

aaji paisa to hum ek bhi nahi lenge ,...

hum to bus rehne ki gajah chaiye,....

dogi ya nahi ye bhi bata do,....

tushar lagta hai tumhara dimaag kharab ho gaya
aisi post kyu likh gaya
tum tbele mein reh sakte ho
ghar mein sirif kaam karne hi aa sakte ho
Puzzled !

aab ye to tum hi jano k tumhara ghar tabela hai ya kuch or,...

mai to wahi rehunga jaha rehe mera pyar,..............


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