-Dedicated To Humtum- -Panna 2:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Meena

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«Reply #15 on: June 03, 2005, 04:10:02 PM »

meri post to hoti hai lajawab,
apke pas hai yka dimag? :lol:


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NewYorker

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«Reply #16 on: June 03, 2005, 04:16:04 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol: :lol:

Deemag hai aapka lajawaab
Dekhte rahiye ye khawab ...

Waise hai sirf thoda sa kharaab
Kehte hai saare Dr. janab ...


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Meena

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«Reply #17 on: June 03, 2005, 04:18:13 PM »

itne ache se jante ho tum mujhe Shocked

FBI se kabar mili kya tujhe? Shocked

:lol:


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«Reply #18 on: June 03, 2005, 04:21:22 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nahi milli khabar yeh FBI se
Milli ye khabar Dr. ki lugai se .. :wink:


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Meena

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«Reply #19 on: June 03, 2005, 04:23:42 PM »

dr. ki lugai se tum karte ho baat,
bata dongi yeh kabar teri biwi ko aaj raat! :lol:


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #20 on: June 03, 2005, 04:38:02 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

aaj kal humtum yaha aata nahi
jab se usse pata chala ki woh ek langoor hai
woh chidiyaghar ki siwa kahin aur jaata nahi :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oye dafriya
usko langoor na bol pap hoga ,...

wo bhi to tera ristedar hoga9aagar wo langoor ban gaya to)


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HumTum

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«Reply #21 on: June 03, 2005, 04:41:09 PM »

Quote from: "Meena"

ek khayal hai jo mere man se jata nahin,
ke HUMTUM yoindia me aaj kal zada ata nahin,

lagta hai mil gayi usko koi belan wali biwi,
yah to phir humtum ko yoindia aab bhata nahin,

kam dikhti hai DARD ke section me is pagal ki shayari,
lagta hai humtum nayi shayari share karna chahata nahin!!

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yeh kisney yha muijhey hai bulaya
sun ke awaaz HumTum yha hai aaya

nhi mili abhi koi belan wali mujhey
tuney yun hi yha hangama hai machaya

koi ladki bhi nhi deti chummi mujhey
isliye mein yoindia mein kam hooN aaya

DARD waley section mein likhta hoon kum
Aaj kal kissi ladki se ishq hai farmaya :wink:


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Meena

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«Reply #22 on: June 03, 2005, 04:44:35 PM »

shukar hai humtum, tum badare to,
Khuda kare woh ladki tume sudare to! :lol:


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HumTum

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«Reply #23 on: June 03, 2005, 04:45:53 PM »

Meena ji yeh suniye .....

bhaai bhaai ke beech ik deewaar ban gayee
nayii begam kee ghar me jab sarkaar ban gayee

kyaa mazaal ki saas sasur do lafz bol deN
jab se ghar me begam thaanedaar ban gayee


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NewYorker

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«Reply #24 on: June 03, 2005, 04:46:36 PM »

Quote from: "Meena"

dr. ki lugai se tum karte ho baat,
bata dongi yeh kabar teri biwi ko aaj raat! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

lagtaa hai tum hi FBI ho
Nahi banana chahati kissi ki lugai ho

Naam hai tumharaa Meena
Kyon karna chahati ho hamaraa mshkeel jeena ...


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #25 on: June 03, 2005, 04:47:45 PM »

tujhe yaha kisi ne nahi bulaya
tu bin bulaye yaha chala aaya

mil jayegi tujhe ik ladki matwali
jo subhe sham tujhe degi gali

chummi ladki se kyu mangte ho
tushar ya New yorker se maanga karo

iss funny section per pad gaya hai tera saaya
tu fir yaha chala aaya langoor :lol:


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #26 on: June 03, 2005, 04:51:03 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

oye chamiya jyada baker baker nahi
,..

mai tera madari hu tujhe jitna bola utna ker,...

chal nach,....(langoorni,)..........


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Meena

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«Reply #27 on: June 03, 2005, 04:56:30 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

Meena ji yeh suniye .....

bhaai bhaai ke beech ik deewaar ban gayee
nayii begam kee ghar me jab sarkaar ban gayee

kyaa mazaal ki saas sasur do lafz bol deN
jab se ghar me begam thaanedaar ban gayee

lollllllllllllllll

police station me kar li tumne jo shadi,
aab teri gundagardi ko nahin milegi azadi!!

:lol:


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #28 on: June 03, 2005, 04:58:10 PM »

tushar tum kis ko nacha rahe ho
mujhe tum naachte hue nazar aa rahe ho


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Meena

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«Reply #29 on: June 03, 2005, 04:59:17 PM »

Quote from: "NewYorker"

Quote from: "Meena"

dr. ki lugai se tum karte ho baat,
bata dongi yeh kabar teri biwi ko aaj raat! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

lagtaa hai tum hi FBI ho
Nahi banana chahati kissi ki lugai ho

Naam hai tumharaa Meena
Kyon karna chahati ho hamaraa mshkeel jeena ...

lolll

itni bhi buri nahin hoon yaara,
pas tappas hi to mare hai apko bara (12)! :lol:


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