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«Reply #30 on: June 03, 2005, 05:01:43 PM »

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dr. ki lugai se tum karte ho baat,
bata dongi yeh kabar teri biwi ko aaj raat! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

lagtaa hai tum hi FBI ho
Nahi banana chahati kissi ki lugai ho

Naam hai tumharaa Meena
Kyon karna chahati ho hamaraa mshkeel jeena ...

lolll

itni bhi buri nahin hoon yaara,
pas tappas hi to mare hai apko bara (12)! :lol:

lolzzzzzzzzzzz :lol:

Itni bhi buri nahin hoon yaara
Magar tum nahi lagte ho pyaara
Issliye dunde se tumhe hai sawaara
Abb na khaana bheja dubaara ... :lol:


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«Reply #31 on: June 03, 2005, 05:04:08 PM »

khana maine acha nahin banaya tha,
kyuki tu rashan hi galat laya tha!


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«Reply #32 on: June 03, 2005, 05:05:44 PM »

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Meena ji yeh suniye .....

bhaai bhaai ke beech ik deewaar ban gayee
nayii begam kee ghar me jab sarkaar ban gayee

kyaa mazaal ki saas sasur do lafz bol deN
jab se ghar me begam thaanedaar ban gayee

lollllllllllllllll

police station me kar li tumne jo shadi,
aab teri gundagardi ko nahin milegi azadi!!

:lol:

Meena ji ...

sarey jahaan ki dhuswariyaa kabool iskey siwaye
biwi ke belan se to bhagwan hi bachaye


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«Reply #33 on: June 03, 2005, 05:09:01 PM »

wellllllllll

biwi ke belan se Baghwan tab hi bachayega,
jab tu sanyas lega aur jungle me jaywga!! :lol:


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«Reply #34 on: June 03, 2005, 05:11:02 PM »

kya bigada hai meiney tera tu kis baat ka shikwa rakti hai
meri shaadi rukwaney ko tu kyun itni beqraar dhukti hai


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«Reply #35 on: June 03, 2005, 05:13:43 PM »

lol arree

apki shadi rukwa di to kisi ki zindagi bach jayega,
warna ek bechari ladki apke ghar ka kam karte karte tak jayegi! :lol:


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«Reply #36 on: June 03, 2005, 05:17:38 PM »

Quote from: "Meena"

wellllllllll

biwi ke belan se Baghwan tab hi bachayega,
jab tu sanyas lega aur jungle me jaywga!! :lol:

lolzzzzzzzzz :lol:

Biwi se Baghwan kabhi nahi bachayega
Biwi ka julm har jagah tu payegaa
Uskaa tewar tujhe rulaayega
Biwi se Baghwan kabhi nahi bachayega

Biwi se Baghwan kabhi nahi bachayega
Jab tu sanyaas lega aur jungle me jayega
Wahan bhi bibi ka bhoot tujhe sataayega
Biwi se Baghwan kabhi nahi bachayega

Baghwan kabhi nahi bachayega
marne ke baad shayad iss julm se nizaaat paayegaa
Bhagwaan agar wahan bibi nahi layegaa
Biwi se Baghwan kabhi nahi bachayega

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #37 on: June 03, 2005, 05:21:19 PM »

oye nyyy

kyu karte ho biwi ki itni burayi,
tumari bih to hai ek lugai :evil: :lol:


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«Reply #38 on: June 03, 2005, 05:33:29 PM »

NY aisa na ho abhi teri ho jaye thukai
biwiyon ke bare mein buri bhali kyu sunai


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«Reply #39 on: June 03, 2005, 11:50:22 PM »

Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
Doston kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi "DUFARIYA KA NACH" hai ! MAJAE LE :lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #40 on: June 03, 2005, 11:51:24 PM »

Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi "DUFARIYA KA NACH" hai ! MAJAE LE
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi "DUFARIYA KA NACH" hai ! MAJAE LE

gar na woh mazza de to phir bazu wali se panga le :wink:


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«Reply #41 on: June 07, 2005, 02:03:16 PM »

Kyon na kare biwi ki burayi
kahe main teri, par hoti hai woh parayi
Gussa hi sirf uske dil main samai
Hey god....dhuhai hai dhuhai ... :lol:


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«Reply #42 on: June 07, 2005, 03:26:29 PM »

God se kyu maangta hai dhuhai
husband hoke karta hai wife ki burai
tujhe likhte hue sharam kyu na aayi.... :lol:


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«Reply #43 on: June 08, 2005, 03:21:34 PM »

Tum kya ho meri gharwaali ki mai
Hum to yeh samjhe the ke tum ho Bandar ki lugai .... :wink:


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«Reply #44 on: June 08, 2005, 03:40:45 PM »

gadhe ji abhi tak aapki hui nahi sagai
yeh batao gadhi kaha aapne patai...... :plzdie:


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