dedicated to.........larke... -Panna 2:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Pooja

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«Reply #15 on: February 20, 2006, 09:18:24 PM »

ha ha ha sabne ek se bar kar ek likha hai.....bahoot khoob Good Job Roshini.....

I will be back with something here ....abhi jaladi mai hu....


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samir_bc

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«Reply #16 on: February 21, 2006, 09:33:04 AM »

pagal hain woh ladke jo in ladkiyon ke liye behaal hote hain
jo nahi maante baat hamari wahi baad main kangal hote hain

doston yeh jo in hansino ke baal hote hain
yahi to ladkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hain

pata nahi kitne masoom ladkon ka khoon piya hoga in zalimon ne
tabhi to inke hont bhi laal hote hain

jab tak hai paisa tumhare paas kehti hai ki tumhari hain
saath saath rakhti hain naye murge ki bhi talash jaari hain

ladkon ko phasane ko pehenti hain kapde kam se kam
bechare ladke samjh nahi paate aur baad main ladkiyon kerti hain unper julam

jhoot bolti hain ki sirf chahti hun tumhein
karti hain jaan tak dene ka wada
subhah milengi tumse saath filmein dekhengi khayengi
shaam ko rakhti hain kisi aur ke saath choupati ghumne ka irada

rahi baat in ladkiyon ke husn ki to main to itna ki kehta hun dosto
jab yeh aajayen ghar to ek baar inka makeup uterwa ke dekho


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #17 on: February 21, 2006, 01:29:19 PM »

lollzzzzzzzzzz sameer............. accha likha..... areeeee ladkiyon honsh mein aao........hum logon se hi duniya kaayam hai tongue3


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D K

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«Reply #18 on: February 21, 2006, 06:54:03 PM »

:lol: tooooooo gud samir bc


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Pooja

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«Reply #19 on: February 21, 2006, 07:34:48 PM »

Larkiyion ke bina janaab, larko ka kahan gujara hai
bin larki ke her larka, sirf ek bichaara hai

Karne ko larki ke didaar, uske ghar ke 100-100 chakkar lagaty hai
ho jai jo ek baar didaar, to diwali yah manaate hai

kaise kare yah baat, issi chakkar mai ghumane yah le jaaty hai
baad mai dekho kaise larkion ko badnaam kiye jaaty hai

bana kar bholi surat, kaise larkiyion ko ullu banaty hai
jo mill jai inhe ser per sawa ser, to patli gali se nikalty najar jaaty hai!!!


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Pooja

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«Reply #20 on: February 21, 2006, 09:22:07 PM »

One More:
wah ji wah, in larko ka kaya hai kahna
Jhooth, fareb inka, sabse barra hai gahna

Kon sa make-up yah larke nahi lagaaty
Beauty parlor mai larkiyion se jayda hai time bitaaty

bana kar bholi surat, larkiyion ko hai phasaaty
jaise hi mille moka, unki saheliyion ko bhi hai ajmaaty

le le kar udhar dosto se, larkiyion ko hai yah ghumaaty
Impress karne ko dekho, chor bazaar se hai kaparry laaty

Ek dhella bhi kama kar, yah na ghar ko le jaaty
Pucho jo inki post, to khud ko Software Engineer hai batlaaty

Karte hai love marriage, tab bhi dekho in larko ka haal
Jab bhi mil jaye moka, larkiyan dekhane se yah Baaz nahi hai atty!!!!

yahi khatam nahi hua...jalad hi aor bhi anne wale hai... so dil tham ke batho larko ab appki baari aai.... Usual Smile


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Pooja

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«Reply #21 on: February 21, 2006, 11:38:38 PM »

Quote from: "samir_bc"

kisi ne pichali posts ka koi jawab nahi diya to socha chalo ek aor sahin....

Pagal hai wo larkiyan jo larko per vishwaas karati hai
Jo nahi manati hamari baat, wo bad mai ashqo ki din raat bochar karati hai

Saheliyion inki jo yah ankhein hoty hai
Yahi se shuruwaat, jaanleva batein hoty hai

Na jaane kitani larkiyon ko, khoon ke ansoo rulaaya hai
Tabhi to in ankhon mai lal rang utar ayya hai

Larki phasaane se pahle, larki ke baap ka bank balance dekh kar ayegy
Kaise urraye larki ke baap ke paise, Din raat yahi plan banayegy
Jhoothi hoty hai inki sab baatein
Jhoothe kasame, aor makkaar inke Iraade
Kabhi bhi bhool kar, inka vishwaas na karna
Jitne bhi marji yah Gift per Gift laye
Inko kabhi “HAN (YES)” na karna!!!

Karty hai wada,chand sitaro ka, chand tare torr kar yah layegy
Magar jab bhi pucho inke ghar ka rasta, hazaar bahane banaty najar ayegy

Rahi baat in larko ke muscles ki, to yah gym roj jayegy
Jo ho jai koi hadsa, sabse pahle dorraty yah najar ayegy


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Pooja

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«Reply #22 on: February 21, 2006, 11:39:41 PM »

wah ji wah, in larko ka kaya hai kahna
Jhooth, fareb inka, sabse barra hai gahna

Kon sa make-up yah larke nahi lagaaty
Beauty parlor mai larkiyion se jayda hai time bitaaty

bana kar bholi surat, larkiyion ko hai phasaaty
jaise hi mille moka, unki saheliyion ko bhi hai ajmaaty

le le kar udhar dosto se, larkiyion ko hai yah ghumaaty
Impress karne ko dekho, chor bazaar se hai kaparry laaty

Ek dhella bhi kama kar, yah na ghar ko le jaaty
Pucho jo inki post, to khud ko Software Engineer hai batlaaty

Karte hai love marriage, tab bhi dekho in larko ka haal
Jab bhi mil jaye moka, larkiyan dekhane se yah Baaz nahi hai atty!!!!


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Pooja

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«Reply #23 on: February 21, 2006, 11:46:12 PM »

Quote from: "D K"

aaj kal ki ladkiyaan ka to kya kehna
aaj inke to kal unke dil mein rehna

bechare ladkon ko pehle behlana phuslana
kaam nikaalne ke baad bhaiyya ka darja dena

dil mein to be-inteha laddu phootna
par khud pehle izhaar kabhi na karna

sabke saamen to khoob dosti nibhana
peeche se saheli ke bf ko apne upar senti karna

khud to pachas ladkon ko ek saath tehlana
aur ladkon ko free phokat mein badnaam karna

Aaj kal ke larko ka kaya kahna
Ek sath, char panch ke sath inko hai rahna

Bichari larki ko pahle ptaaty hai
Phir rafuchakkar ho kar, unhe rulaaty hai

Sabke samne bholi surat banaaty hai
Inke raaz to inke dhoko ke baad hi samjh atty hai

Khud ko poori party ka hero samjhaty hai
Jab kar deti hai larki inko Zero, to hath maslaty hai


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shayar_dildaar

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«Reply #24 on: February 22, 2006, 12:15:01 AM »

Oho pange.....Hmmmmmm....Poojajiii zara sambhalke....
Galat kaha aapne, kuch gaur farmaye,
Hum sacha mohabbat karte, kitne baar samjhaye...

Pange lene kaho toh samne aa jati ho,
Kuch ulta pulta keh de toh, senti jawab deti ho....

Ab maza ayega iss jugalbandhi main,
Dikhayenge huzur, dum hain ladko main....[/color]

Time out..Assignement hain....Baad mein pango ka silsila chalu rahega :D :D


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urs4evasomdev

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«Reply #25 on: February 22, 2006, 08:37:09 AM »

Quote from: "sweet_raabii"

its really wonderful Roshni and minu.....

Thanx sweet_rabii


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«Reply #26 on: February 22, 2006, 08:38:06 AM »

Quote from: "Pooja"

Pooja ur too good di!

aapne tho bilkul bullseye lagaya hai!
aur kisi ladke k jurrat na huyi aapke in 3 posts k jawab dene!


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urs4evasomdev

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Ladke nahi sudhrenge

«Reply #27 on: February 22, 2006, 09:43:26 AM »

Dil thaam kar baitho, aaj ladkiyaan jawab denge,
ladko k saare harqat aaj parda faash karenge,

Hum bhi jurrat karte hai, 2 shabd hum bhi keh de,
Aakhir hume bhi batla dena hai, ladkiyon ka side hum bhi le le,

Tum ladko ka kya hai kehna, hume hasate hasate rula padte ho,
Kehte ho mazak tha, uske baad sach kar dikhla dete ho,

Sahi kaha hai kuch senti hum ho jaate hai,
Ye jaan k atleast mazak kam kar lete,

Kehte ho pyaar hai, jaan bhi maango tho de denge,
Ek bhuti kaudi nahi, isliye don't worry hum hi jaan le lenge,:lol:

Badi baatein karte ho, par padai mein koi dhyaan nahi,
kaash ladkiyon ko dekhne k bajaye, thoda pad lete,
ho jaate tum bhi humaari tara gyaani sahi,

Jab propose karne aatey ho, tho ulti ulti baaton mein uljhate ho,
ladkiyon k tara sharma k, apni bholi bhaali baaton mein fasate ho,

Hume phasa kar apni chupdi chipdi baaton mein gum kara k,
jaise dusri ladki dekhi, usk pichey chale jaatey ho,

Din bhar sochte rehte ho, khubsurat ladkiyaan humse pat thi kyu nahi?
Kabhi surat dekha hai, nahi dekha tho dekh lo, jaan jaugey, ye khubsurat ladki tumhe chahthi kyu nahi,

Hume shirt jo pasand na aya, tho vahi pe argue karne lagtey ho,
arey thoda decent banana chatey hai bhaiyo, thoda shirt k button tho daal lo

Humse jo milne aye waqt pe kabhi, tho shayd hum mandir ho aye,
aapke pehli baar waqt pe aane k record k liye puja kar jaye, :lol:

Humaare aagey aagey chalke, hume raasta dikhaane chale,
Bhagvaan na kare, woh ladki patli gali se nikal padi,

Bematlap k baatein karke din bhar hume bore karte ho,
Aakhir kab sudhrogey? dimaag mein sirf gober kyu bharte ho,

Jhagra karne mein ustaad ban jaate ho,
Jab koi ladke se panga ho jaye, uski aur apni dhajiyaan udaate ho,

Sochte nahi humara kya hoga, hum kya kahenge,
Tumhe kuch ho gaya, tho humaare aansu kaha bahenge,

Pyaar hai kehte ho, magar actions se nahi dikhlate ho,
Behaviour apna badal k, humse baatein chupaate ho,

Shaadi karke tho aap log humpe meherbaani kar dete ho,
kehte hai pyaar kia hai, shayad isliye dimaag mein zeher bhar dete ho,

Inke baalon ka kya hai kehna, adha ghanta se zyada laga lete hai,
Idhar ya fir collar k niche comb lagate hai,
khuda na kare ye bikhar jaye aur apni jaga se hat jaye,

Itna waqt agar pyaar karne mein lagatey,
tho shayd hum bhi pyaar bhari shabd kar lete,

Nakhre humaare hai hazaar, tho huzur aap bhi kam nahi,
humne aapki baat jo na maani, tho ho gaye aap din bhar k liye humse ruthey huye kahi,

Chalo aakhir mein sochtey hai, baat hi maan lete hai unki,
Par aa jaati hai bich mein aapki ye EGO badi,

Na gyaan, Na budhi, Na paisa, aakhir kyu tere se pyaar kare,
Ja pehle jaake, ladkiyon se gyaan le le,

Bhula denge hum aaj, tumhe nahi pata kya hai karna
Sikha denge hum bhi janwaaro se insaan banna............

no offence to boys! :lol:


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«Reply #28 on: February 22, 2006, 01:45:09 PM »

Quote from: "Pooja"

urs4evasomdev ji reply isliye nahi aaya kiyon ki hum nahi aaye the, haakeekat parda na dolo ladkiyon, jhoot aur freb kon kerta hai yeh jaano

wah ji wah aj kal ki ladkiyon ka kiya kehna
ek se piyar ki jhooti kasmein dusre ko line main rakhna

khoobsurat dikhne ke liye rozana beauty parlour hain jaati
boy freind ke paison ko baap ka maal samjhke cream powder per hain udati

cream powder malker jab yeh milne aati hai to dum hi nakal jata hai
arey zalimo aane se pehle deo (perfum) lagane main tumhara kiya jata hai

inki bholi surat ko dekhker bechare ladke samajh nahi paate
inke chakkar main kangal hoker baad main hai pachtate

bechare le le ker udhar doston se,
inke liye gift late hain aur hotlon main khana khilate hain
in zalimon ke dil to pathther hain
phir bhi nahi pighal pate hain

kama kar kahan se layenge bechare
saara din to ladkiyon ko ghumane aur naaz uthane main hain bitate
ban jaate Softwere Engineer bhi
agar ladkiyon ki bholi surat ko dekhker dokha na khate

karte hain love merriage, ki kaash woh ladkiyon se piyar payenge
per bechare nahi jaante shadi ke baad unke nakhre aur bhi badh jayenge

pehle to kehti hain ladke ke maa baap ki khoob sewa karengi
shadi ke baad alag hone ke liye din raat jhagda karenngi

deta hun salah doston ab na naginon ko doodh pilana
meri tarah bachke rehna bholi bhali soorat dekhker dhoka na khana


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samir_bc

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«Reply #29 on: February 22, 2006, 01:53:06 PM »

Quote from: "Pooja"

dedicate to pooja ji aapke one more ke liye one more

wah ji wah aj kal ki ladkiyon ka kiya kehna
ek se piyar ki jhooti kasmein dusre ko line main rakhna

khoobsurat dikhne ke liye rozana beauty parlour hain jaati
boy freind ke paison ko baap ka maal samjhke cream powder per hain udati

cream powder malker jab yeh milne aati hai to dum hi nakal jata hai
arey zalimo aane se pehle deo (perfum) lagane main tumhara kiya jata hai

inki bholi surat ko dekhker bechare ladke samajh nahi paate
inke chakkar main kangal hoker baad main hai pachtate

bechare le le ker udhar doston se,
inke liye gift late hain aur hotlon main khana khilate hain
in zalimon ke dil to pathther hain
phir bhi nahi pighal pate hain

kama kar kahan se layenge bechare
saara din to ladkiyon ko ghumane aur naaz uthane main hain bitate
ban jaate Softwere Engineer bhi
agar ladkiyon ki bholi surat ko dekhker dokha na khate

karte hain love merriage, ki kaash woh ladkiyon se piyar payenge
per bechare nahi jaante shadi ke baad unke nakhre aur bhi badh jayenge

pehle to kehti hain ladke ke maa baap ki khoob sewa karengi
shadi ke baad alag hone ke liye din raat jhagda karenngi

deta hun salah doston ab na naginon ko doodh pilana
meri tarah bachke rehna bholi bhali soorat dekhker dhoka na khana


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