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Top Dialogues of my Teachers when he/she wants us to punish, when we r shouting too much nd when we doesn't study nd etc....

Class Teacher Sunil sir(Social Science): Come and be the model of the class..

Sam sir(Maths): Humre jaisn Maths pure Bihar mein koi nahi padhata hai. Aeisn aeisn technique aur fomula se pdhate hai na ki ka batae..

Pratima ma'am(Hindi): Aap logo.N ko to padhai se koi mtlb hi nahi hai..

K.K Jha sir(Physics): Monitor, see who iz talking nd send her outside..(inka ek mast dialouge hai padhate wqt hmesha kehte hain "to definite hai k".. I will give u one day example.. Ek baar hmlog physics me "Pressure" chapter pdh rhe the to k.k jha sir ne hmlogo.n ko example diya aur example kch iss tarah tha "As we all know tht ki air exerts pressure in all directions to definite hai k air hr jegah paye jate hai. Lets take an example of a sandle and elephant's leg for undertanding pressure. Aap log dekhti honge k aaj kl ki ldkiyan eetna eetna lmba sandle pehnti hai to definite hai k when we compare a sandle and elephant's leg as we all know tht Sandle will exert more pressure in comparision to Haathi ka pair."  Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ajay sir(English):U all r like animals. U will never improve urself. Jitna mai 8A ki tareef sunta tha jitna famous ye class phle hua krta tha ab to bilkul ulta ho gya hai. Duniya idhr se udhar ho jaegi bt tmlog ni sudhroge(laughs)..

Chandraprabha ma'am(Biology): Tmlog itna kyu baat krti ho. Pta ni itne saare baat kahan se laati ho. Aur iss class mein to roz ek na ek emotional drama dekhne ko milta hai.. (Pyar se inka naam hmlogo.N ne C.P rkhaa hai..

Minta ma'am(Computer): Kehne ka mtlb ye hai ki. R u all getting it or not.. Mereko iss class mein kitna chillana pdta hai..

Dipti ma'am(Moral Science): Girls, be quiet. 8A the most disturbing class. Tmlog phle itne achhe the ab jaise jaise senior hote ja rhi ho waise waise tmlogo k pankh nikal aaye hai..

Sana ma'am(Chemistry): Girls, tmlog kitna baat krti ho. Mere aane k baad bhi baat krti rhti ho. 10 min class ka aise hi waste ho jata hai tmlogo ko shaant krane mein.

Binod sir(physics phle pdhate the):Aye b.quiet.Hy u stand up stand up hold ur ears. Monitor, eii...iska kaan pakad k khichye.. BOKUS khi ki..

Shama ma'am(Social Science phle pdhati thi): At any cost i want my homework. I will take out ur ears. Kaan ukhar lnge. Original piece kisko chahiye free mein milega..

THANK YOU... Giggle Giggle Giggle
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«Reply #1 on: October 30, 2013, 11:02:18 PM »
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Top Dialogues of my Teachers when he/she wants us to punish, when we r shouting too much nd when we doesn't study nd etc....

Class Teacher Sunil sir(Social Science): Come and be the model of the class..

Sam sir(Maths): Humre jaisn Maths pure Bihar mein koi nahi padhata hai. Aeisn aeisn technique aur fomula se pdhate hai na ki ka batae.. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Pratima ma'am(Hindi): Aap logo.N ko to padhai se koi mtlb hi nahi hai..
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
K.K Jha sir(Physics): Monitor, see who iz talking nd send her outside..(inka ek mast dialouge hai padhate wqt hmesha kehte hain "to definite hai k".. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ajay sir(English): U all r like animals. U will never improve urself. Jitna mai 8A ki tareef sunta tha jitna famous ye class phle hua krta tha ab to bilkul ulta ho gya hai. Duniya idhr se udhar ho jaegi bt tmlog ni sudhroge(laughs).. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Chandraprabha ma'am(Biology): Tmlog itna kyu baat krti ho. Pta ni itne saare baat kahan se laati ho. Aur iss class mein to roz ek na ek emotional drama dekhne ko milta hai.. (Pyar se inka naam hmlogo.N ne C.P rkhaa hai.. Laughing hard Laughing hard
 Laughing hard Laughing hard
Minta ma'am(Computer): Kehne ka mtlb ye hai ki. R u all getting it or not.. Mereko iss class mein kitna chillana pdta hai.. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Dipti ma'am(Moral Science): Girls, be quiet. 8A the most disturbing class. Tmlog phle itne achhe the ab jaise jaise senior hote ja rhi ho waise waise tmlogo k pankh nikal Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard aaye hai..

Sana ma'am(Chemistry): Girls, tmlog kitna baat krti ho. Mere aane k baad bhi baat krti rhti ho. 1o min class ka aise hi waste ho jata hai tmlogo ko shaan krane mein. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Binod sir(physics phle pdhate the):Aye aye b. quiet. Hy u stand up stand up hold ur ears. Monitor, eii...iska kaan pakad k khichye.. BOKUS khi ki.. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

THANK YOU... Giggle Giggle Giggle




 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))pet mein dard ho raha hai
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard pet mein dard ho raha hai
Aapko pdh k itni hasi aarhi hai sochye hmlogo.N ka kya haal hota hoga hmlog to roz hste hste pagal ho jate hain... Giggle Giggle Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #3 on: October 30, 2013, 11:09:47 PM »
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Aapko pdh k itni hasi aarhi hai sochye hmlogo.N ka kya haal hota hoga hmlog to roz hste hste pagal ho jate hain... Giggle Giggle Laughing hard Laughing hard

bachpana yaad aa raha hai aur ye meri beti bhi sunaya karti thi haal-e-teacher, haal -e-school Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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bachpana yaad aa raha hai aur ye meri beti bhi sunaya karti thi haal-e-teacher, haal -e-school Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard haal e teacher, haal e school.. Very funny...
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«Reply #5 on: October 30, 2013, 11:14:53 PM »
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Top Dialogues of my Teachers when he/she wants us to punish, when we r shouting too much nd when we doesn't study nd etc....

Class Teacher Sunil sir(Social Science): Come and be the model of the class..

Sam sir(Maths): Humre jaisn Maths pure Bihar mein koi nahi padhata hai. Aeisn aeisn technique aur fomula se pdhate hai na ki ka batae..

Pratima ma'am(Hindi): Aap logo.N ko to padhai se koi mtlb hi nahi hai..

K.K Jha sir(Physics): Monitor, see who iz talking nd send her outside..(inka ek mast dialouge hai padhate wqt hmesha kehte hain "to definite hai k"..

Ajay sir(English):U all r like animals. U will never improve urself. Jitna mai 8A ki tareef sunta tha jitna famous ye class phle hua krta tha ab to bilkul ulta ho gya hai. Duniya idhr se udhar ho jaegi bt tmlog ni sudhroge(laughs)..

Chandraprabha ma'am(Biology): Tmlog itna kyu baat krti ho. Pta ni itne saare baat kahan se laati ho. Aur iss class mein to roz ek na ek emotional drama dekhne ko milta hai.. (Pyar se inka naam hmlogo.N ne C.P rkhaa hai..

Minta ma'am(Computer): Kehne ka mtlb ye hai ki. R u all getting it or not.. Mereko iss class mein kitna chillana pdta hai..

Dipti ma'am(Moral Science): Girls, be quiet. 8A the most disturbing class. Tmlog phle itne achhe the ab jaise jaise senior hote ja rhi ho waise waise tmlogo k pankh nikal aaye hai..

Sana ma'am(Chemistry): Girls, tmlog kitna baat krti ho. Mere aane k baad bhi baat krti rhti ho. 1o min class ka aise hi waste ho jata hai tmlogo ko shaan krane mein.

Binod sir(physics phle pdhate the):Aye b.quiet.Hy u stand up stand up hold ur ears. Monitor, eii...iska kaan pakad k khichye.. BOKUS khi ki..

THANK YOU... Giggle Giggle Giggle



]Sam sir]Humre jaisn Maths pure Bihar mein koi nahi padhata hai. Aeisn aeisn technique aur fomula se pdhate hai na ki ka batae.. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))ek rau meri taraf se
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]Sam sir]Humre jaisn Maths pure Bihar mein koi nahi padhata hai. Aeisn aeisn technique aur fomula se pdhate hai na ki ka batae.. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))ek rau meri taraf se
Thnkuuu... Usual Smile
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bahot khooob chutki...
 Applause Laughing hard Applause Laughing hard Applause Laughing hard Applause Laughing hard
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«Reply #8 on: October 30, 2013, 11:22:27 PM »
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Thnkuuu... Usual Smile


ab meri do-do betiyaa.n ho gai hain ek ramsha to hai doosri tum ho gai ho ek jaisi Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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bahot khooob chutki...
 Applause Laughing hard Applause Laughing hard Applause Laughing hard Applause Laughing hard
Thnkuu bhaijaan.... Usual Smile
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ab meri do-do betiyaa.n ho gai hain ek ramsha to hai doosri tum ho gai ho ek jaisi Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Hmmm thts so sweet of u.. Usual Smile mujhe bhi ab apne pap ki kami zyada mehsus ni hogi... Usual Smile
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«Reply #11 on: October 30, 2013, 11:33:41 PM »
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quite funny Applause  Laughing hard
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«Reply #12 on: October 30, 2013, 11:37:54 PM »
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funny ..
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Quote from: mkv on October 30, 2013, 11:33:41 PM
quite funny Applause  Laughing hard
Thnkuu.... Usual Smile
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funny ..
Yup ri8.. nd thnkx Maryam..
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