dil mein number

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«Reply #105 on: April 11, 2005, 06:26:36 AM »
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Haan haan...Chalo...Ache Kamon main der nahi karni chahey...!! :lol:  :lol:
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der ho gyi to yeh bhaag jayega
aur fir hamare haath nahin ayega


Par humare Haathon se YEh bach bhi nahi Payega...
KAbhi na kabhi To pakda hi jayega....
Ek dafa pakda Gaya Tooooo...
PHer...To maar kha Ke hi jayegaaaaaa!!
hahaha :lol:
ekdam theek kaha sis

hum ise janjeer se baandh kar rakhenge
aur fir agar bhaagne ki koshish ki to
ise hawalaat mein band kar denge


Bhagne Ki koshish Karega...KAise....
HUm ISs ki maar Maar ke haalat kharab karden ge
haha
maar to ise padegi jaroor
warna khilayenge hum ise khatte angoor


Maar khake Bacha!! Maafi mangega!!...
JO bhi kaho...Woh kar ke dikhayega...! haha :lol:
fir hum is ka daance dekhenge
aur ise jor jor se marenge


Hahahhahaa :lol:

Dance KArwayenge....
LOg un ko Dekh kar...
UN par Joote barsayenge...
hahaha :lol:
haha
fir usi joooton ka haar iske gale mein dalenge
aur fir hum isko gadhe ki sawari karwayenge


Ghade Par inko Bithayenge......
Logon se PHer inko Pitwayenge...
gadha bhi bechara sharma jayega
aakhir unhi ke upar ek gadha baithaya jayega
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«Reply #106 on: April 11, 2005, 06:30:24 AM »
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Haan haan...Chalo...Ache Kamon main der nahi karni chahey...!! :lol:  :lol:
lollllllllllllllz sis

der ho gyi to yeh bhaag jayega
aur fir hamare haath nahin ayega


Par humare Haathon se YEh bach bhi nahi Payega...
KAbhi na kabhi To pakda hi jayega....
Ek dafa pakda Gaya Tooooo...
PHer...To maar kha Ke hi jayegaaaaaa!!
hahaha :lol:
ekdam theek kaha sis

hum ise janjeer se baandh kar rakhenge
aur fir agar bhaagne ki koshish ki to
ise hawalaat mein band kar denge


Bhagne Ki koshish Karega...KAise....
HUm ISs ki maar Maar ke haalat kharab karden ge
haha
maar to ise padegi jaroor
warna khilayenge hum ise khatte angoor


Maar khake Bacha!! Maafi mangega!!...
JO bhi kaho...Woh kar ke dikhayega...! haha :lol:
fir hum is ka daance dekhenge
aur ise jor jor se marenge


Hahahhahaa :lol:

Dance KArwayenge....
LOg un ko Dekh kar...
UN par Joote barsayenge...
hahaha :lol:
haha
fir usi joooton ka haar iske gale mein dalenge
aur fir hum isko gadhe ki sawari karwayenge


Ghade Par inko Bithayenge......
Logon se PHer inko Pitwayenge...
gadha bhi bechara sharma jayega
aakhir unhi ke upar ek gadha baithaya jayega


Hahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha

Ghada PHer bhag Jayega...
Un ko GIra De Ga!!...
Woh Sharam ke Mare..Nazar...JHukayenge.........
OR hum unko Der Kar...HUnsen ge...
hahaha :lol:
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Haan haan...Chalo...Ache Kamon main der nahi karni chahey...!! :lol:  :lol:
lollllllllllllllz sis

der ho gyi to yeh bhaag jayega
aur fir hamare haath nahin ayega


Par humare Haathon se YEh bach bhi nahi Payega...
KAbhi na kabhi To pakda hi jayega....
Ek dafa pakda Gaya Tooooo...
PHer...To maar kha Ke hi jayegaaaaaa!!
hahaha :lol:
ekdam theek kaha sis

hum ise janjeer se baandh kar rakhenge
aur fir agar bhaagne ki koshish ki to
ise hawalaat mein band kar denge


Bhagne Ki koshish Karega...KAise....
HUm ISs ki maar Maar ke haalat kharab karden ge
haha
maar to ise padegi jaroor
warna khilayenge hum ise khatte angoor


Maar khake Bacha!! Maafi mangega!!...
JO bhi kaho...Woh kar ke dikhayega...! haha :lol:
fir hum is ka daance dekhenge
aur ise jor jor se marenge


Hahahhahaa :lol:

Dance KArwayenge....
LOg un ko Dekh kar...
UN par Joote barsayenge...
hahaha :lol:
haha
fir usi joooton ka haar iske gale mein dalenge
aur fir hum isko gadhe ki sawari karwayenge


Ghade Par inko Bithayenge......
Logon se PHer inko Pitwayenge...
gadha bhi bechara sharma jayega
aakhir unhi ke upar ek gadha baithaya jayega


Hahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha

Ghada PHer bhag Jayega...
Un ko GIra De Ga!!...
Woh Sharam ke Mare..Nazar...JHukayenge.........
OR hum unko Der Kar...HUnsen ge...
hahaha :lol:
hmmm sis

gadha bhaaaag jayega
aur yeh rone lag jayenge
fir hum inhe ek band kamre mein band kar denge
aur inhe sade hue kele khilayenge
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«Reply #108 on: April 11, 2005, 06:33:31 AM »
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Haan haan...Chalo...Ache Kamon main der nahi karni chahey...!! :lol:  :lol:
lollllllllllllllz sis

der ho gyi to yeh bhaag jayega
aur fir hamare haath nahin ayega


Par humare Haathon se YEh bach bhi nahi Payega...
KAbhi na kabhi To pakda hi jayega....
Ek dafa pakda Gaya Tooooo...
PHer...To maar kha Ke hi jayegaaaaaa!!
hahaha :lol:
ekdam theek kaha sis

hum ise janjeer se baandh kar rakhenge
aur fir agar bhaagne ki koshish ki to
ise hawalaat mein band kar denge


Bhagne Ki koshish Karega...KAise....
HUm ISs ki maar Maar ke haalat kharab karden ge
haha
maar to ise padegi jaroor
warna khilayenge hum ise khatte angoor


Maar khake Bacha!! Maafi mangega!!...
JO bhi kaho...Woh kar ke dikhayega...! haha :lol:
fir hum is ka daance dekhenge
aur ise jor jor se marenge


Hahahhahaa :lol:

Dance KArwayenge....
LOg un ko Dekh kar...
UN par Joote barsayenge...
hahaha :lol:
haha
fir usi joooton ka haar iske gale mein dalenge
aur fir hum isko gadhe ki sawari karwayenge


Ghade Par inko Bithayenge......
Logon se PHer inko Pitwayenge...
gadha bhi bechara sharma jayega
aakhir unhi ke upar ek gadha baithaya jayega


Hahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha

Ghada PHer bhag Jayega...
Un ko GIra De Ga!!...
Woh Sharam ke Mare..Nazar...JHukayenge.........
OR hum unko Der Kar...HUnsen ge...
hahaha :lol:
hmmm sis

gadha bhaaaag jayega
aur yeh rone lag jayenge
fir hum inhe ek band kamre mein band kar denge
aur inhe sade hue kele khilayenge


Sade HUe kele KHilayen ge....
INko...Thapad bhi saath main marenge...!
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«Reply #109 on: April 11, 2005, 06:34:33 AM »
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Haan haan...Chalo...Ache Kamon main der nahi karni chahey...!! :lol:  :lol:
lollllllllllllllz sis

der ho gyi to yeh bhaag jayega
aur fir hamare haath nahin ayega


Par humare Haathon se YEh bach bhi nahi Payega...
KAbhi na kabhi To pakda hi jayega....
Ek dafa pakda Gaya Tooooo...
PHer...To maar kha Ke hi jayegaaaaaa!!
hahaha :lol:
ekdam theek kaha sis

hum ise janjeer se baandh kar rakhenge
aur fir agar bhaagne ki koshish ki to
ise hawalaat mein band kar denge


Bhagne Ki koshish Karega...KAise....
HUm ISs ki maar Maar ke haalat kharab karden ge
haha
maar to ise padegi jaroor
warna khilayenge hum ise khatte angoor


Maar khake Bacha!! Maafi mangega!!...
JO bhi kaho...Woh kar ke dikhayega...! haha :lol:
fir hum is ka daance dekhenge
aur ise jor jor se marenge


Hahahhahaa :lol:

Dance KArwayenge....
LOg un ko Dekh kar...
UN par Joote barsayenge...
hahaha :lol:
haha
fir usi joooton ka haar iske gale mein dalenge
aur fir hum isko gadhe ki sawari karwayenge


Ghade Par inko Bithayenge......
Logon se PHer inko Pitwayenge...
gadha bhi bechara sharma jayega
aakhir unhi ke upar ek gadha baithaya jayega


Hahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha

Ghada PHer bhag Jayega...
Un ko GIra De Ga!!...
Woh Sharam ke Mare..Nazar...JHukayenge.........
OR hum unko Der Kar...HUnsen ge...
hahaha :lol:
hmmm sis

gadha bhaaaag jayega
aur yeh rone lag jayenge
fir hum inhe ek band kamre mein band kar denge
aur inhe sade hue kele khilayenge


Sade HUe kele KHilayen ge....
INko...Thapad bhi saath main marenge...!
hmmmm sis

inko marenge hum thappad
aur saath mein khilayenge pappad
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«Reply #110 on: April 11, 2005, 06:36:22 AM »
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Haan haan...Chalo...Ache Kamon main der nahi karni chahey...!! :lol:  :lol:
lollllllllllllllz sis

der ho gyi to yeh bhaag jayega
aur fir hamare haath nahin ayega


Par humare Haathon se YEh bach bhi nahi Payega...
KAbhi na kabhi To pakda hi jayega....
Ek dafa pakda Gaya Tooooo...
PHer...To maar kha Ke hi jayegaaaaaa!!
hahaha :lol:
ekdam theek kaha sis

hum ise janjeer se baandh kar rakhenge
aur fir agar bhaagne ki koshish ki to
ise hawalaat mein band kar denge


Bhagne Ki koshish Karega...KAise....
HUm ISs ki maar Maar ke haalat kharab karden ge
haha
maar to ise padegi jaroor
warna khilayenge hum ise khatte angoor


Maar khake Bacha!! Maafi mangega!!...
JO bhi kaho...Woh kar ke dikhayega...! haha :lol:
fir hum is ka daance dekhenge
aur ise jor jor se marenge


Hahahhahaa :lol:

Dance KArwayenge....
LOg un ko Dekh kar...
UN par Joote barsayenge...
hahaha :lol:
haha
fir usi joooton ka haar iske gale mein dalenge
aur fir hum isko gadhe ki sawari karwayenge


Ghade Par inko Bithayenge......
Logon se PHer inko Pitwayenge...
gadha bhi bechara sharma jayega
aakhir unhi ke upar ek gadha baithaya jayega


Hahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha

Ghada PHer bhag Jayega...
Un ko GIra De Ga!!...
Woh Sharam ke Mare..Nazar...JHukayenge.........
OR hum unko Der Kar...HUnsen ge...
hahaha :lol:
hmmm sis

gadha bhaaaag jayega
aur yeh rone lag jayenge
fir hum inhe ek band kamre mein band kar denge
aur inhe sade hue kele khilayenge


Sade HUe kele KHilayen ge....
INko...Thapad bhi saath main marenge...!
hmmmm sis

inko marenge hum thappad
aur saath mein khilayenge pappad


Hmmm hehe....
Pappad nahi Khilayenge Sis...
YEh Ache bache nahi hain..
INhen Buss thapad hi khilyange! haha
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«Reply #111 on: April 11, 2005, 06:41:47 AM »
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Haan haan...Chalo...Ache Kamon main der nahi karni chahey...!! :lol:  :lol:
lollllllllllllllz sis

der ho gyi to yeh bhaag jayega
aur fir hamare haath nahin ayega


Par humare Haathon se YEh bach bhi nahi Payega...
KAbhi na kabhi To pakda hi jayega....
Ek dafa pakda Gaya Tooooo...
PHer...To maar kha Ke hi jayegaaaaaa!!
hahaha :lol:
ekdam theek kaha sis

hum ise janjeer se baandh kar rakhenge
aur fir agar bhaagne ki koshish ki to
ise hawalaat mein band kar denge


Bhagne Ki koshish Karega...KAise....
HUm ISs ki maar Maar ke haalat kharab karden ge
haha
maar to ise padegi jaroor
warna khilayenge hum ise khatte angoor


Maar khake Bacha!! Maafi mangega!!...
JO bhi kaho...Woh kar ke dikhayega...! haha :lol:
fir hum is ka daance dekhenge
aur ise jor jor se marenge


Hahahhahaa :lol:

Dance KArwayenge....
LOg un ko Dekh kar...
UN par Joote barsayenge...
hahaha :lol:
haha
fir usi joooton ka haar iske gale mein dalenge
aur fir hum isko gadhe ki sawari karwayenge


Ghade Par inko Bithayenge......
Logon se PHer inko Pitwayenge...
gadha bhi bechara sharma jayega
aakhir unhi ke upar ek gadha baithaya jayega


Hahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha

Ghada PHer bhag Jayega...
Un ko GIra De Ga!!...
Woh Sharam ke Mare..Nazar...JHukayenge.........
OR hum unko Der Kar...HUnsen ge...
hahaha :lol:
hmmm sis

gadha bhaaaag jayega
aur yeh rone lag jayenge
fir hum inhe ek band kamre mein band kar denge
aur inhe sade hue kele khilayenge


Sade HUe kele KHilayen ge....
INko...Thapad bhi saath main marenge...!
hmmmm sis

inko marenge hum thappad
aur saath mein khilayenge pappad


Hmmm hehe....
Pappad nahi Khilayenge Sis...
YEh Ache bache nahi hain..
INhen Buss thapad hi khilyange! haha
chalo jaisa tum kaho sis
koi nahin milegi inko koi miss
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«Reply #112 on: April 11, 2005, 07:14:17 AM »
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haan abb theek hai naaaaa!! hehe*********************
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«Reply #113 on: April 11, 2005, 09:35:08 AM »
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haan abb theek hai naaaaa!! hehe*********************
han sis ab theek hai
koi ladka nahin hai
bas hum hai aur tum ho
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«Reply #114 on: April 11, 2005, 09:48:15 AM »
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haan abb theek hai naaaaa!! hehe*********************
han sis ab theek hai
koi ladka nahin hai
bas hum hai aur tum ho


Koi ladka nahin, akelapan mehsus karti ho
Jab devdas hai to, kisi aur ko kyon yaad karti ho :wink:
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«Reply #115 on: April 11, 2005, 09:51:20 AM »
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tujhe mil ke kya milega
ek sada hua dil hai tere paas
mujhe nahin ata devdaas yaaaaaaad
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«Reply #116 on: April 11, 2005, 11:18:15 AM »
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tujhe mil ke kya milega
ek sada hua dil hai tere paas
mujhe nahin ata devdaas yaaaaaaad


jab thokar khaogi, us din devdas ko yaad karogi,
jab jawani gal jayegi, tab apni galtiyon ko yaad karogi
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«Reply #117 on: April 11, 2005, 01:29:08 PM »
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tujhse milney ka baad thoker kahyegi her ladki,
khuda kere kabhi tere pass na ayegi koi ladki,
tu tadapta rahega kisi kii yadoon main,
fir bhi tere per taras nahi khayegi koi ladki,
teri hai barbaad chavi iss yoindia per,
ek din yoindia se tujhko bhagayegi koi ladki,
tab hogi yoindia ki ladkiyon ko shaanti,
tab chain sey rah payegi her ladki......
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«Reply #118 on: April 11, 2005, 01:33:45 PM »
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tujhse milney ka baad thoker kahyegi her ladki,
khuda kere kabhi tere pass na ayegi koi ladki,
tu tadapta rahega kisi kii yadoon main,
fir bhi tere per taras nahi khayegi koi ladki,
teri hai barbaad chavi iss yoindia per,
ek din yoindia se tujhko bhagayegi koi ladki,
tab hogi yoindia ki ladkiyon ko shaanti,
tab chain sey rah payegi her ladki......


Good Sabreena................Par itni saari duaein dene ki kya zaroorat hai.......Woh to pehle se hi behka huaa hai............Puraani botal mein nai sharaab hai...................
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«Reply #119 on: April 11, 2005, 01:34:05 PM »
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wah sabreeena sis
kya mooh tod jawaab diya hai devdaas ko
ab to woh yahan nahin ayega
agar ayega bhi to seedhe pair(foot) wapis nahin jayega
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