dil mein number

by desikuri on March 29, 2005, 11:03:00 AM
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«Reply #60 on: April 07, 2005, 06:52:48 AM »
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hehehehe mere waheed...

sada hua kela khareed kar sabreena ke mooh par marenge
aur fir doooor khade ho kar uska tamaahsa dekhenge
:lol: :lol:


meri desi,
sabreena sadi hui cheezen hi khati hai,
use gandagi hi bhati hai,
use dena hai to taza kela dena,
is tarah se apna badla lena :wink:
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«Reply #61 on: April 07, 2005, 07:21:53 AM »
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yeh mujhe "meri desi" bola Shocked Shocked

tazaa kela sabreena ko denge
aur usi kele ka chilka tumko denge

kaisi rahi :lol: :lol:
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«Reply #62 on: April 07, 2005, 07:33:06 AM »
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yeh mujhe "meri desi" bola Shocked Shocked

tazaa kela sabreena ko denge
aur usi kele ka chilka tumko denge

kaisi rahi :lol: :lol:


meri desi,
tere haathon se chilka kya, zehar bhi kha loon,
tu agar haan kare, to aaj hi tujhe apna bana loon :wink:
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«Reply #63 on: April 07, 2005, 07:41:44 AM »
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Allah  main yeh  kya  dekh  raha  hoon....devdas....ab   busssssssssssssss  Shocked

apne  bhai  ki  izzat  ka  kuch  khayal  kar
meri  desikuri  aa ja  yahan  se  chal  
ladke  tujhe  dekhkar  line  maarte  hain
yeh nahin samajhte  mere dil  kitna  jalta hai...


:oops: :oops:
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«Reply #64 on: April 07, 2005, 07:48:19 AM »
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Allah  main yeh  kya  dekh  raha  hoon....devdas....ab   busssssssssssssss  Shocked

apne  bhai  ki  izzat  ka  kuch  khayal  kar
meri  desikuri  aa ja  yahan  se  chal  
ladke  tujhe  dekhkar  line  maarte  hain
yeh nahin samajhte  mere dil  kitna  jalta hai...


:oops: :oops:


Waheed...
Mein desi ko aapse lekar, aap par bahut bada upkaar kar raha hoon,
Teri maut na ho, isliye wo zehar mein pi raha hoon

apne dost ko samajh na paya,
tune mujhe aaj itna rulaya :oops:
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«Reply #65 on: April 07, 2005, 07:52:07 AM »
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hey  bhagwaan yeh devdaas kya bol raha hai

kya main tujh par booojh hun waheed
mujhe yeh baat bata do aaj
warna padegi devdaas ko ek laaat
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«Reply #66 on: April 07, 2005, 08:03:46 AM »
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hey  bhagwaan yeh devdaas kya bol raha hai

kya main tujh par booojh hun waheed
mujhe yeh baat bata do aaj
warna padegi devdaas ko ek laaat


mujhe laat maregi,
mera pichwada, tujhe football dikhta hai,
ek football kharid le, bazaar mein bahut bikta hai :wink:

aur tu waheed pe kya, is dharti pe bhi boojh hai,
tu most wanted hai, police ko bhi teri khoj hai
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«Reply #67 on: April 07, 2005, 08:25:51 AM »
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aisa kya devdaas
tu marega aisi maut
ki kutte bhi nahin khayenge tumhe
tu footpaath par pada rahega
aur municipality waale tujhe gutter mein faink denge
fir waha se tu samundar mein chala jayega
aur badi badi machli tujhe kha jayengi
:evil: :evil:
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«Reply #68 on: April 08, 2005, 06:34:03 AM »
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aisa kya devdaas
tu marega aisi maut
ki kutte bhi nahin khayenge tumhe
tu footpaath par pada rahega
aur municipality waale tujhe gutter mein faink denge
fir waha se tu samundar mein chala jayega
aur badi badi machli tujhe kha jayengi
:evil: :evil:


tujhe to gatar mein bhi jagah nahin milegi,
itni badbudaar hai, municipality wale bhi nahin uthane aayenge,
itni papi hai tujhe janwaar bhi nahin khayenge.
phir tera sada hua maas tujhe hi khilayenge :evil:
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«Reply #69 on: April 08, 2005, 08:15:31 AM »
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aisa kya devdaas
tu marega aisi maut
ki kutte bhi nahin khayenge tumhe
tu footpaath par pada rahega
aur municipality waale tujhe gutter mein faink denge
fir waha se tu samundar mein chala jayega
aur badi badi machli tujhe kha jayengi
:evil: :evil:


tujhe to gatar mein bhi jagah nahin milegi,
itni badbudaar hai, municipality wale bhi nahin uthane aayenge,
itni papi hai tujhe janwaar bhi nahin khayenge.
phir tera sada hua maas tujhe hi khilayenge :evil:
hehe meri hi baat mujh par maarte ho
koi aur nahin baat ayi to yahi sab batate ho
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«Reply #70 on: April 08, 2005, 08:55:38 AM »
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aisa kya devdaas
tu marega aisi maut
ki kutte bhi nahin khayenge tumhe
tu footpaath par pada rahega
aur municipality waale tujhe gutter mein faink denge
fir waha se tu samundar mein chala jayega
aur badi badi machli tujhe kha jayengi
:evil: :evil:


tujhe to gatar mein bhi jagah nahin milegi,
itni badbudaar hai, municipality wale bhi nahin uthane aayenge,
itni papi hai tujhe janwaar bhi nahin khayenge.
phir tera sada hua maas tujhe hi khilayenge :evil:
hehe meri hi baat mujh par maarte ho
koi aur nahin baat ayi to yahi sab batate ho



devdas  ko  gutter  mein  fekne  se  pehle uski armaan  poori  karenge
sabhi  gande  toote  joote usko  chatwakar  maarenge...... :twisted:  :evil:
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«Reply #71 on: April 08, 2005, 09:53:51 AM »
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aisa kya devdaas
tu marega aisi maut
ki kutte bhi nahin khayenge tumhe
tu footpaath par pada rahega
aur municipality waale tujhe gutter mein faink denge
fir waha se tu samundar mein chala jayega
aur badi badi machli tujhe kha jayengi
:evil: :evil:


tujhe to gatar mein bhi jagah nahin milegi,
itni badbudaar hai, municipality wale bhi nahin uthane aayenge,
itni papi hai tujhe janwaar bhi nahin khayenge.
phir tera sada hua maas tujhe hi khilayenge :evil:
hehe meri hi baat mujh par maarte ho
koi aur nahin baat ayi to yahi sab batate ho



devdas  ko  gutter  mein  fekne  se  pehle uski armaan  poori  karenge
sabhi  gande  toote  joote usko  chatwakar  maarenge...... :twisted:  :evil:
sahi kaha waheed
devdaas ki aaakhri icha to poori karni hi hogi...
use to poorani jooti sungwaani hi hogi :lol:
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«Reply #72 on: April 08, 2005, 03:54:25 PM »
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aisa kya devdaas
tu marega aisi maut
ki kutte bhi nahin khayenge tumhe
tu footpaath par pada rahega
aur municipality waale tujhe gutter mein faink denge
fir waha se tu samundar mein chala jayega
aur badi badi machli tujhe kha jayengi
:evil: :evil:


tujhe to gatar mein bhi jagah nahin milegi,
itni badbudaar hai, municipality wale bhi nahin uthane aayenge,
itni papi hai tujhe janwaar bhi nahin khayenge.
phir tera sada hua maas tujhe hi khilayenge :evil:
hehe meri hi baat mujh par maarte ho
koi aur nahin baat ayi to yahi sab batate ho



devdas  ko  gutter  mein  fekne  se  pehle uski armaan  poori  karenge
sabhi  gande  toote  joote usko  chatwakar  maarenge...... :twisted:  :evil:
sahi kaha waheed
devdaas ki aaakhri icha to poori karni hi hogi...
use to poorani jooti sungwaani hi hogi :lol:


aurat per ki jooti hoti hai,
apne sharir ko mujhe mat sungana :wink:
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«Reply #73 on: April 08, 2005, 04:11:35 PM »
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lagta  hai  devdas  ka  bheja  kharaab  ho  gaya
iska  chehra aaj  kyon  udaas  ho  gaya ........
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«Reply #74 on: April 08, 2005, 04:26:50 PM »
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lagta  hai  devdas  ka  bheja  kharaab  ho  gaya
iska  chehra aaj  kyon  udaas  ho  gaya ........


mera chehra dekhkar kyon, meri haalat ka pata lagata hai,
yehi chehra mere waheed, dokha de jata hai

kishore kumar ka ek geet yaad aa gaya..
dil ko dekho, chehra na dekho,
chehron ne lakhon ko loota,
dil sacha aur chehra jhoota
dil sacha aur chehra jhoota
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