dil ye kehta hai

by majid on June 20, 2005, 01:16:19 PM
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dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
 dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
 dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh?Huh???



bohat badboo aati hai  deodarent  kyun nahi lagaati tum.

to all girls,,,
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«Reply #1 on: June 21, 2005, 04:50:44 PM »
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dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

duniya ke sabse tez talwaar ko tere pait mein ghop dun....................
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shakeel_saif
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«Reply #2 on: June 21, 2005, 07:17:54 PM »
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bahut khoob majid bhai..........lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
kya khoob likha hai.......aise hi likhna in bndriya ke bare mein

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

deodrant bhi ghatam ho jaye ga, par badboo nahi
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Ninaah
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«Reply #3 on: June 22, 2005, 11:34:55 AM »
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KYA MAJID KYA BAAT KARTA HAI TU BHI,

KHUD TO PICHALE 10 DIN SE NAHI NAHATA HAI,
DEODARENT TO KYA POWDER TAK NAHI LAGATA HAI,
JARA KHUD KO DEKH AAYEENE MEIN,
HUME DEODARENT KE BAARE MEIN BATATA HAI......

TERE SE LADKIYAN TO KYA,
JANWAR BHI BHAAG JAATE HAIN,
TUJH SE BACHNE KE LIYE,
WO APNE KO GAAYE KA GOBAR LAGATE HAIN....



Quote from: "majid"
dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
 dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
 dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh?Huh???



bohat badboo aati hai  deodarent  kyun nahi lagaati tum.

to all girls,,,
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Ninaah
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«Reply #4 on: June 22, 2005, 11:36:44 AM »
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ARRREEE SABREENA,

KYON APNA DIL JALATI HO,
YE MAJID AUR SHAKEEL HAIN,
INKI KYA KAHEIN ISS JAMANE MEIN,
YE TO BADNAAMI KE SABSE BADE KEEL HAIN....


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dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

duniya ke sabse tez talwaar ko tere pait mein ghop dun....................
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Ninaah
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«Reply #5 on: June 22, 2005, 11:40:08 AM »
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SHAKEEL JI FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!


JAB HO APNE DUSHMANO KO BHAGANA,
WAHAN PUR SHAKEEL KO JAROOR BULANA,
TAB BHI NA DARE GUR JAMANA TUMSE,
TO TUM SHAKEEL KO UNKE SAMNE LE AANA....

HUME VISHWAS HAI KI HAR KOI DARR JAAYEGA,
SHAKEEL KO DEKHTE HE WO ISS DUNIYA SE TARR JAAYEGA,
SHAKEEL KYA HAI GUR TUM SHAKEEL KI PHOTO HE DIKHA DO,
TO HAR BANDA JEETE JEE MARR JAAYEGA.....



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bahut khoob majid bhai..........lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
kya khoob likha hai.......aise hi likhna in bndriya ke bare mein

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

deodrant bhi ghatam ho jaye ga, par badboo nahi
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«Reply #6 on: June 22, 2005, 12:05:08 PM »
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tum kisi ko kya naach nachaoge
tum to khud nacchte hue nazar aaoge
janwaro ki tarhe tum maar khaoge
tabhi tum yaha se jaoge
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Devdas_online
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«Reply #7 on: June 22, 2005, 12:09:14 PM »
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dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

duniya ke sabse tez talwaar ko tere pait mein ghop dun....................


na talwaar ki dhaar se, na goliyon ki bauchaar se,
banda darta hai to sirf parwardigaar se
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Ninaah
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«Reply #8 on: June 22, 2005, 12:09:17 PM »
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kya majid tere ko ninah ka matlab he nahi pata....
chal koi baat nahi ye teri bhi nahi hai khata......

chal ladkiyan badboodar sahi,
phir tu kyon poonch hilate hilate unke peeche jaata hai,
unki ek jhalak paane ko,
ghanto pehale college mein aa jaata hai.....

heer raanjhe ki baat na kar,
wo to pyar ke maare the,
unke liye humare dil mein izzat hai,
kyonki wo bhi humare the.....

tera kya hai, tujhe to aadat hai,
ladkiyon pur fizul comment karne ki,
unn ladkiyon ko dekh,
jinhe nahi hai fursat tujh pur marne ki....

kahin kisi ne tujhe to nahi thukraya hai,
inhin gumon se kahin tu bhi to nahi chakraya hai,
agar aisa hai bhayee to apna ilaaz kara le,
ladkiyon ko bhul kar apne sehat ki dawa le......





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are ninaah  powder lagana humaara nahi un baboodaar ladkiyo ka kaam hai ok.

arey ye ladkiya to jaha per rakhti hai woh zameen hi gus  jaati hai .

arey ye ladkiya  jise muskueakar dekhleti hai woh bichara to andha ho jaata hai .

are itna hi nahi ye ladkiya to woh hai  jisne bichare majnu aur  raanje ko nahi choda to hum kya cheez hai

are ladkiya to itni badoodar hai ke ineh ghattr ke paas khade rakho to
inse jyaada ghattar mai khoosbu aayegi.

arey ye ladkiya to woh bimaari hai ke is bimaari ka koi ilaaj hi nahi hai

waise ninaah tum ladki ho ya ladke  taake mai us tarha se likhoon

agar tum ladke ho  to koi baat nahi  lekin agar tum ladki ho to fir tumaari kher nahi ok.

agar tum ladke ho to in bandariyo ki gulaami kyun karte ho  badboodar inshan
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Ninaah
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«Reply #9 on: June 22, 2005, 12:12:47 PM »
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kya baat kahi hai,

inn ladkon ka kaam to sirf,
ladkiyon ke aage peeche nachna hai,
unhe jo accha lagta hai,
unki katha ko banchna hai....

inhe kya maloom ki ladkiyaan kya hoti hain,
gar wo chahein to hansa dein,
itna na itrao e ladkon,
gar wo chahein to tumhe minton mein rula dein.....



Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"
tum kisi ko kya naach nachaoge
tum to khud nacchte hue nazar aaoge
janwaro ki tarhe tum maar khaoge
tabhi tum yaha se jaoge
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Ninaah
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«Reply #10 on: June 22, 2005, 12:15:48 PM »
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ARREEE MAJID KAHAN BHAAG GAYA HAI,
LAGTA HAI SAPNE SE JAAG GAYA HAI,
PUR ISKA FACE ITNA KYON LAAL HAI,
KYA LADKIYON NE ISKE SUR PUR MACHAYA DHAMAL HAI....

BECHAARE KO KUCH NA KAHO AB,
WO TO KHUD SE PARESHAAN HAI,
YE BHALE HE DIKHTA BADA HAI,
PUR LADKIYON SE ANJAAN HAI,

MAJID BABA JARA LADKIYON SE BACH KAR RAHO,
UNHE CHEDNE KI KABHI GALTI NA KARNA,
AGAR WO APNE PE AA GAYEE,
TO TUMHE TO PADD JAAYE CHULLU BHAR PANI MEIN MARNA.....




Quote from: "majid"
are ninaah  powder lagana humaara nahi un baboodaar ladkiyo ka kaam hai ok.

arey ye ladkiya to jaha per rakhti hai woh zameen hi gus  jaati hai .

arey ye ladkiya  jise muskueakar dekhleti hai woh bichara to andha ho jaata hai .

are itna hi nahi ye ladkiya to woh hai  jisne bichare majnu aur  raanje ko nahi choda to hum kya cheez hai

are ladkiya to itni badoodar hai ke ineh ghattr ke paas khade rakho to
inse jyaada ghattar mai khoosbu aayegi.

arey ye ladkiya to woh bimaari hai ke is bimaari ka koi ilaaj hi nahi hai

waise ninaah tum ladki ho ya ladke  taake mai us tarha se likhoon

agar tum ladke ho  to koi baat nahi  lekin agar tum ladki ho to fir tumaari kher nahi ok.

agar tum ladke ho to in bandariyo ki gulaami kyun karte ho  badboodar inshan
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Ninaah
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«Reply #11 on: June 22, 2005, 12:17:31 PM »
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DEVDAS TUM PLEASE PARO KE PASS JAAO,
HUME ISS KADAR TO NA SATAO,
TUMHE AANA HAI TUM SHAUK SE AAO,
PUR INN SABMEIN PARVARDIGAR KO TO NA LAAO....


Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "sabreena"
dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

duniya ke sabse tez talwaar ko tere pait mein ghop dun....................


na talwaar ki dhaar se, na goliyon ki bauchaar se,
banda darta hai to sirf parwardigaar se
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«Reply #12 on: June 22, 2005, 12:20:06 PM »
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DEVDAS TUM PLEASE PARO KE PASS JAAO,
HUME ISS KADAR TO NA SATAO,
YE HUMARE AAPASS KA MAMLA HAI,
ISKE BEECH PARVARDIGAR KO TO NA LAAO....


Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "sabreena"
dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

duniya ke sabse tez talwaar ko tere pait mein ghop dun....................


na talwaar ki dhaar se, na goliyon ki bauchaar se,
banda darta hai to sirf parwardigaar se


main parvardigaar ko beech mein nahin launga,
tum ladkiyon ko seedha parvardigaar ke paas pahunchaunga,
agar usne apne ghar mein jagah nahin di to kisi nark mein fikva aaunga
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«Reply #13 on: June 22, 2005, 12:28:23 PM »
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DEVDASSSSSSS

TUM JITNE SAMJHDAR NAZAR AATE THE,
TUM TO UTNE HE BEVAKOOF NIKLE,
HUME LAGA TUM INHE SAMJHAOGE,
PUR TUM TO INHE AKAL DENE MEIN BHI MAHAKANJOOS NIKLE,

AREE KHUDA TO HUME ROZ BULATA HAI,
PUR HUM NAHI JAATE HAIN,
HUM HE SE TO ROSHAN HAI YE JAHAN,
HUM HE TO TUMHARI ZINDAGI MEIN BAHAR LAATE HAIN.....

PUR TUMHE SAMJHANA TO FIZOOL HAI,
TUMHEIN SAMJHANA TO DEEWAR SE SUR MARNA HAI,
TUMHEIN SAMJHANE KA MATLAB TO,
MAJID KI TARAH APNE KAPDE PHADNA HAI......

ARRE LADKIYON KI IZZAT KARNA SIKHO,
TO TUM BHI LOGON KI NAZRON MEIN IZZAT PAAOGE,
GUR IZZAT NA KI TUMNE HUM LADKIYON KI,
TO MAJID KI TARAH HE PAGAL KEHLAOGE....

 




Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "Ninaah"
DEVDAS TUM PLEASE PARO KE PASS JAAO,
HUME ISS KADAR TO NA SATAO,
YE HUMARE AAPASS KA MAMLA HAI,
ISKE BEECH PARVARDIGAR KO TO NA LAAO....


Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "sabreena"
dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

duniya ke sabse tez talwaar ko tere pait mein ghop dun....................


na talwaar ki dhaar se, na goliyon ki bauchaar se,
banda darta hai to sirf parwardigaar se


main parvardigaar ko beech mein nahin launga,
tum ladkiyon ko seedha parvardigaar ke paas pahunchaunga,
agar usne apne ghar mein jagah nahin di to kisi nark mein fikva aaunga
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«Reply #14 on: June 22, 2005, 12:32:16 PM »
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DEVDASSSSSSS

TUM JITNE SAMJHDAR NAZAR AATE THE,
TUM TO UTNE HE BEVAKOOF NIKLE,
HUME LAGA TUM INHE SAMJHAOGE,
PUR TUM TO INHE AKAL DENE MEIN BHI MAHAKANJOOS NIKLE,

AREE KHUDA TO HUME ROZ BULATA HAI,
PUR HUM NAHI JAATE HAIN,
HUM HE SE TO ROSHAN HAI YE JAHAN,
HUM HE TO TUMHARI ZINDAGI MEIN BAHAR LAATE HAIN.....

PUR TUMHE SAMJHANA TO FIZOOL HAI,
TUMHEIN SAMJHANA TO DEEWAR SE SUR MARNA HAI,
TUMHEIN SAMJHANE KA MATLAB TO,
MAJID KI TARAH APNE KAPDE PHADNA HAI......

ARRE LADKIYON KI IZZAT KARNA SIKHO,
TO TUM BHI LOGON KI NAZRON MEIN IZZAT PAAOGE,
GUR IZZAT NA KI TUMNE HUM LADKIYON KI,
TO MAJID KI TARAH HE PAGAL KEHLAOGE....

 




Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "Ninaah"
DEVDAS TUM PLEASE PARO KE PASS JAAO,
HUME ISS KADAR TO NA SATAO,
YE HUMARE AAPASS KA MAMLA HAI,
ISKE BEECH PARVARDIGAR KO TO NA LAAO....


Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "sabreena"
dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.

dil ye kehta hai thora kareeb aake kaano mai teri
dheere se mai ek baat kahoon.
kya?Huh???

duniya ke sabse tez talwaar ko tere pait mein ghop dun....................


na talwaar ki dhaar se, na goliyon ki bauchaar se,
banda darta hai to sirf parwardigaar se


main parvardigaar ko beech mein nahin launga,
tum ladkiyon ko seedha parvardigaar ke paas pahunchaunga,
agar usne apne ghar mein jagah nahin di to kisi nark mein fikva aaunga


kisi ki samajhne ke liye dimaag chahiye jo tere paas nahin hai,
agar tere paas nahin hai to isme meri kya galti hai

jo apni zindagi roshan nahin kar sakti, jahan kya roshan karegi,
jiske khud ki zindagi ujaad hai woh kya kisi ki zindagi mein bahaar layegi
ap tu yahan se chali jaa, nahin to jooton se maar khayegi
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