~::Duniya Badal Gayi Hai Chatting Se::~ -Panna 2:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #15 on: August 09, 2006, 11:12:21 AM »

ur welcome jee........... tongue3

duniya badal gayee chatting se
ladkiyan badal ladkon ke fashion se......


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Sonu

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«Reply #16 on: August 11, 2006, 04:12:32 AM »

mm to tumney ab tak tumhey kes kes ladki ney badla hai glasses2

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ur welcome jee........... tongue3

duniya badal gayee chatting se
ladkiyan badal ladkon ke fashion se......


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Sonu

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«Reply #17 on: October 07, 2006, 03:24:35 AM »

Mere Yahoo messenger/msn ko teraa intezaar aaj bhi hai
Kahan ho tum kay yeh net beqaraar ajj bhe hai

Woh mails,woh chats, kay hum miltay thay jahan
Mere chata kay font-o-color wahan ajj bhi hain

Kisi Yahoo/msn Ko Teraa Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai
Na pucho kitnay hum net kay hours laye hain

Kisi Yahoo/msn ko tera intezaar ajj bhe hai
Kay jis par mera Yahoo/msn weeran ajj bhai hai

Kisi Yahoo/msn ko tera intezaar ajj bhe hai
Woh chat jis kay liyeh ham nay chor de sab seiral/circket/movies

Hamari hard drive mai chaat save ajj bhe hai
Kisi Yahoo/msn ko tera intezaar ajj bhe hai

Kahan ho tum kay yeh net beqaraar ajj bhi hai
Kisi Yahoo/msn ko tera intezaar ajj bhe hai


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #18 on: October 07, 2006, 06:06:45 PM »

Quote from: "Sonu"

mm to tumney ab tak tumhey kes kes ladki ney badla hai glasses2

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ur welcome jee........... tongue3

duniya badal gayee chatting se
ladkiyan badal ladkon ke fashion se......

bahot saari khatarnaak ladkiyon ko badal diya tongue3

dekhne mein lagti hain ladkiyon gulaab ki kali
paaj jao ho jaati hain kaanton ki daali tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #19 on: October 07, 2006, 06:33:22 PM »

shetan ehsa keya ker deya hia tumney... to tum ager usney pyar sey bat krogey to vo tumney phool hi lageygi ager unko tapogey to phir kantey hi lageyngi naa

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Quote from: "Sonu"

mm to tumney ab tak tumhey kes kes ladki ney badla hai glasses2

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Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

ur welcome jee........... tongue3

duniya badal gayee chatting se
ladkiyan badal ladkon ke fashion se......

bahot saari khatarnaak ladkiyon ko badal diya tongue3

dekhne mein lagti hain ladkiyon gulaab ki kali
paaj jao ho jaati hain kaanton ki daali tongue3


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anjani_si

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«Reply #20 on: October 07, 2006, 08:33:26 PM »

sonu di...its reaalyyyyyyyyyyyyy amazinggg/....

so true & hilarious !!!!!!!!!

:d:d:d:d


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Sonu

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«Reply #21 on: October 07, 2006, 09:16:48 PM »

thanks sheytan bachi...

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sonu di...its reaalyyyyyyyyyyyyy amazinggg/....

so true & hilarious !!!!!!!!!

:d:d:d:d


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Sonu

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«Reply #22 on: October 12, 2006, 04:29:04 AM »

COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG

# Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai

# Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.

# Goto

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.

# The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

# From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.

# Untrackable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

# And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.

# Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

AND SOME FILMS

# ESC : NO DO GYARA
# F1 : GUIDE
# UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
# CNTR+ALT+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
# HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
# RAM : KORA KAGAZ
# C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #23 on: October 12, 2006, 07:15:16 AM »

lollzzzzzzzz nice post.......... Anjani fekti hia..... tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #24 on: October 15, 2006, 06:52:11 AM »

shyetan shukriya... arey vo fekhti hai to tum kes leya hua vo jo bhi fekti hai tum usey catch kro

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lollzzzzzzzz nice post.......... Anjani fekti hia..... tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #25 on: October 15, 2006, 06:53:13 AM »

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face,
Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown,
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down.

Jabse meri zindagi mein aayi hai ek female,
Bhool gaya hoon sab kuchh, kya mailbox, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ka application create kar raha hoon,
Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon.

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee to so gaya,
Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.

Kal jab mile the to dil mein hua ek sound,
Aur aaj mile to kehte ho your file not found?!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo.

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning,
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warnings.

Nazar mein to koi hain aur shaayad lonely hain,
Problem yehi hai ki woh ab read only hain.


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #26 on: October 16, 2006, 10:31:27 AM »

wah wah Takli.......... accha collection hai..... :lol:


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Sonu

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«Reply #27 on: October 17, 2006, 03:53:16 AM »

:lol: :lol: shukriya shyetan ganju patel :lol: :lol: amreish puri key bhatijey thanks :lol: :lol:

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wah wah Takli.......... accha collection hai..... :lol:


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vibs

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«Reply #28 on: October 18, 2006, 05:16:30 PM »

ha ha good one


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Sonu

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«Reply #29 on: October 19, 2006, 03:31:02 AM »

:lol: Vibs ji shukriya.... :lol:

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ha ha good one


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