ek pathan ...funny...jeet jainam

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 Har shaakh par aaj kal ulloo. Baithaa hai.
Kahne ko pathan par bewakuffo ka sartaaj ban baitha hai.

Jab mun main aaye kisi ko bhee jaleel karte hai.
Firse kisi or ko zaleel karne ko taiyaar baithaa hai.

Na p.a hai na hee head hai yaha ka jane kiyon.
Apne aap ko yaha badshah shamjh baithaa hai.

Sabka sammaan karna sikh to sammaan payega.
Tare jaiso.n ke karan bazm sunaa rehta hai ... Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle
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«Reply #1 on: January 29, 2015, 07:06:42 PM »
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«Reply #2 on: January 30, 2015, 01:24:04 AM »
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waah waah waah
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«Reply #3 on: January 30, 2015, 02:27:34 AM »
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bahut khoob Jeet Jee. NaNaNa NaNaNa NaNaNa NaNaNa NaNaNa
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«Reply #4 on: January 30, 2015, 03:14:33 AM »
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Quote from: jeet jainam on January 29, 2015, 04:44:34 PM
 Har shaakh par aaj kal ulloo. Baithaa hai.
Kahne ko pathan par bewakuffo ka sartaaj ban baitha hai.

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard  bete laal tume.N pataa hai kee main pathaan hoo.N to direct tum ne mere zaat aur qaum ko attack kar diya yaar qalb ko gaaliyaa.n de dete  kaoee baat nahin iss tarah se tum ne aakhir kaar apnee zaat bataa hee dee  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))ke tum jis qaum se talluk rakht ho  main bakhoobee jaantaa hoon Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))aur haan main tumhaare jaise hee bevakoofo.n ka sardaar hoo.n yaanee ke HEAD hoo.n Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard


Jab mun main aaye kisi ko bhee jaleel    bete laal urdoo mein jaleel ka matlab izzat daar hota hai   Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =)) Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard karte hai.
Firse kisi or ko zaleel karne ko taiyaar baithaa hai.

Na p.a hai na hee head hai yaha ka jane kiyon.
Apne aap ko yaha badshah shamjh baithaa hai.
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))tussee great ho jee tum shehenshaah bann jaao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sabka sammaan karna sikh to sammaan payega.
Tare jaiso.n ke karan bazm sunaa rehta hai ... Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle
 
barbaad-e-gulistaa.n ke liye ek hee ulloo kaafee hai
her shaakh per ulloo baitha haai haal-e-gulistaa.n kyaa hogaa. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard



Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard    Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard  aur tum hee ne kahaa thaa tum ye jaat-paat nahin maante ho ek discussion me.N Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard aakir bardaasht nahin hua to kar dee naa baat santaa bantaa vaalee



Quote from: jeet jainam on January 01, 2015, 05:39:27 AM
Ap pathan ho ya koi bhi mujhe frk nahi padta Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard .kiyonki yaha jaat paat ki baat nahi hai uncle.Santa banta jok ap hi padhte ho jo eysa faltu post kiya main soch nahi sakta ki ap eysa post kareng ap kafi tajurbe vale hai eyse kiyon likh diya main to vase apko bura lagta hu pata nahi tha ki ap ko dusro se bhi problem hai uncle ji hpy new year ye bhed bhaw rehne do is se kuch nahi hota yaha kayi shayar hai.kisi ke mun main eysa nahi aaya jo apke mun main aaya.. Giggle Giggle Giggle
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«Reply #5 on: January 30, 2015, 07:57:56 AM »
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Qalb Ji gussa aaya na ap ager apni post par  hamra address likh skate hai to banta ki  jageh hamra bhi likh dete.. Or rahi  baat jaat ki  to main Punjabi hu.. Na hi mazak karta hu na hi sehta hu...ap to har baar mere ko tang karte aaye ho.main baat ko ignore karta RHA.bas or nhi ya to mere post aana chore de..nahi to eyes hi aage bhi chalta rahega
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«Reply #6 on: January 30, 2015, 08:26:42 AM »
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Quote from: jeet jainam on January 29, 2015, 04:44:34 PM
  Har shaakh par aaj kal ulloo. Baithaa hai.
Kahne ko pathan par bewakuffo ka sartaaj ban baitha hai.

Jab mun main aaye kisi ko bhee jaleel karte hai.
Firse kisi or ko zaleel karne ko taiyaar baithaa hai.

Na p.a hai na hee head hai yaha ka jane kiyon.
Apne aap ko yaha badshah shamjh baithaa hai.

Sabka sammaan karna sikh to sammaan payega.
Tare jaiso.n ke karan bazm sunaa rehta hai ... Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle




 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

betelaal mujhe gussa nahin aaayaa tumhaaree aqal aur samjh per hansee aaee. aur SANTA aur BANTAA toh ek charecter hain jokes ke woh kahaan se punjaabee ho gye bhaaee.

aur haan intna kyon darr gaye ho kee post per aane ke liye manaa kar rahe ho. betelaal

sahee urdu ka istemaal karo aur sahee sahee likho per chaahe jo likho koee baat nahin

per ghamm=e=aansoo naa likho, mohaabat-e-izhaar naa likho. sainee sir se pooch liya karo . bussssss itna hee . haan main ne tumhaaree qaum per joke nahin maraa hai aur santaa -bantaa kyaa tumaaree quam se hain Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard woh toh ek charecter hain aur saraa bhaarat jaantaa hai Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #7 on: January 30, 2015, 11:11:59 AM »
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«Reply #8 on: January 30, 2015, 11:13:17 AM »
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Shukriya saini sir ji
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«Reply #9 on: January 30, 2015, 11:17:31 AM »
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QALB HUM AAPKA SATH DENGE MARTE DUM TAK KAHE TO SATH HI DAFAN HO JAYE************
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