Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

by Devdas_online on May 14, 2005, 10:59:56 AM

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«Reply #45 on: May 16, 2005, 05:39:52 PM »

naale mein tab girungi tab tumhare pass aaungi
tumhe to maar maar ke gadhe se insaan banaungi


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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #46 on: May 17, 2005, 04:29:15 AM »

tujhe to kisi tarah se bhi insaan nahin banaya ja sakta,
tujhe bhagwaan kya, shetan bhi maaf nahin kar sakta


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«Reply #47 on: May 17, 2005, 04:44:09 AM »

bahe ooooooooo paiband lagey hue naale ke kapde........
thelostworld,deva n sachin

yeh teeno pagal kisam ke jaanwer hain
yeh teeni shaitaan ki hamshakl ke haiwaan hain
yeh teeno agra ke pagalkhaney kii shaan hain
yeh teeno her gande naaley kii shaan hain
yeh teeno her jaanwer ke sardaar hain
issliye yeh teeno bilkul bekaar hain
inn teeno ko bass ladkiyaan hi sudhaar sakti hain
lekin aisa nek kaam kerne ka hamarey pass time nahi hai..................................


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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #48 on: May 17, 2005, 04:53:29 AM »

sabreena, desi aur duffer yeh teeno maali ki paseene wali badbudaar banayan hai

yeh teenon kaaju ka nichla hissa hain,
bikhari ki fati hui chappal hain,
shamshan ghaat ka bhuja hua koyla hain,
dature ka ped hain

aur pehle khud sudharo, subah subah ladkon ke mooh se galiyan sunti ho


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«Reply #49 on: May 17, 2005, 05:00:22 AM »

abey nikkame deva sudhrega to tu sabse pahle tumney ladki ke muh se subah subah gaali suni samjhe dhakkan

deva ko ek din mein gutter main daal aaongi
wahan isse duba duba ker gandi keeched khilaaongi
fir isske kapdo ko kisi kutte se fadwwoongi
fir isse kuttey se nuchwaoongi
fir isse ganja kerwaoongi
poori earth ka round lagwaoongo
end mein isske muh mein gober thuswaoongi
uske baad nishana lagaker isse top se uda aaongi.................................


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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #50 on: May 17, 2005, 07:26:58 AM »

aur main tere kapde nahin, teri khaal kisi pagal kutte se utarvaunga, phir woh khaal tujhe khilaunga,

tera left hand todkar, tere right hand main de doonga,
aur right hand todkar tere gale main taang doonga

samjhi khujli wali kutiya


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aatak paatak

«Reply #51 on: May 17, 2005, 11:09:36 AM »

aatak paatak taatak pe toota
tere jaisa shayar phootpat par sota


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«Reply #52 on: May 18, 2005, 04:29:30 AM »

aatak paatak taatak pe toota
tere sar pe gobar wala joota


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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #53 on: May 19, 2005, 10:27:35 AM »

Quote from: "sachin_9810******"

Quote from: "desikuri"

mujhe iski jaroorat nahin hai deva
tu hai sabse bada bewda

kutte ka shit bhi tujhe naseeb nahin hoga
koi bhi gadha tere kareeb nahin hoga

jab tujh jaisi gadhi pass main hai to gadho ka kya karenge
roj tujhe dande marenge or daba ke piyenge

tu ek bada sa langoor hai
tujhe tujh par itna gurruur hai

tu jata hai roz sabzi mandi
isiliye ho gya hai tu ghamandi :twisted:


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«Reply #54 on: May 19, 2005, 12:00:08 PM »

insaan sabji khate hain, isliye sabji mandi jata hoon,
tu chudail hai, isliye gobar ko fry karke khati hai


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«Reply #55 on: May 19, 2005, 05:04:46 PM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

Quote from: "sachin_9810******"

Quote from: "desikuri"

mujhe iski jaroorat nahin hai deva
tu hai sabse bada bewda

kutte ka shit bhi tujhe naseeb nahin hoga
koi bhi gadha tere kareeb nahin hoga

jab tujh jaisi gadhi pass main hai to gadho ka kya karenge
roj tujhe dande marenge or daba ke piyenge

tu ek bada sa langoor hai
tujhe tujh par itna gurruur hai

tu jata hai roz sabzi mandi
isiliye ho gya hai tu ghamandi :twisted:

lagta hai tu sabzimandi ki jagah jati hai kabristan
isiliye tune yeh safed rang ka kafan pehan rakha hai meri jaan


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«Reply #56 on: May 19, 2005, 05:13:33 PM »

zyada mat bol pochke hue koodeydaan
verna tujhe lift ker doongi mein kabristaan................


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sachin_9810******

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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #57 on: May 19, 2005, 05:20:56 PM »

pehle seeda khada hona seekh lo jaaan
phir tumhe join karne aa jayenge hum kabristaan


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sabreena

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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #58 on: May 19, 2005, 05:41:11 PM »

pahle apni asal zindagi ko jeena seekho pichke hue aam
or iss nakli sher ye hamein mat darao dadajaan
verna haqeeqat mein tumhe lift kera denge IN kabristaan......................