Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai -Panna 5:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #60 on: May 20, 2005, 06:02:53 AM »

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pehle seeda khada hona seekh lo jaaan
phir tumhe join karne aa jayenge hum kabristaan

sahi kaha sachin,

yeh ladkiyan kutiyon ki dum ki tarah tedi hai,
sidhi kaise hongi,
kutton ne bhi inko reject kar diya,
kisi insaan ki kya hongi


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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #61 on: May 20, 2005, 07:54:00 AM »

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mujhe iski jaroorat nahin hai deva
tu hai sabse bada bewda

kutte ka shit bhi tujhe naseeb nahin hoga
koi bhi gadha tere kareeb nahin hoga

jab tujh jaisi gadhi pass main hai to gadho ka kya karenge
roj tujhe dande marenge or daba ke piyenge

tu ek bada sa langoor hai
tujhe tujh par itna gurruur hai

tu jata hai roz sabzi mandi
isiliye ho gya hai tu ghamandi :twisted:

lagta hai tu sabzimandi ki jagah jati hai kabristan
isiliye tune yeh safed rang ka kafan pehan rakha hai meri jaan

aankhein teri kyon kharaab hai
kyon teri life mein utaar chadaaw hai

meri dress ka rang hai neela
kyon tera dimaag hai itna dheela :twisted:


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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #62 on: May 20, 2005, 07:58:34 AM »

teri dress ka rang hai kala, kyon ki kabhi dhoyi nahin hai,
tere sharir ka bhi rang hai kala, kyon ki kabhi nahayi nahin hai

teri baatein bhi khoti hai, isliye teri zuban bhi kali hai,
tu ganga nadi nahin, ek bahut badi gandi naali hai


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«Reply #63 on: May 20, 2005, 08:00:41 AM »

apni aankhein check karwa
apne dimaag mein thodi akkal bharwaa

tu hai ek sada hua insaan
tera dil hai ek kudedaan


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«Reply #64 on: May 20, 2005, 08:12:28 AM »

aur agar tujhme akkal hoti, mujhse kabhi panga nahin leti,
tujhe zara bhi sharam hoti, mere kadmon ko doodh se dhoti

khajoor kahin ki


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desikuri

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«Reply #65 on: May 20, 2005, 08:14:11 AM »

akkal to tujhmein nahin hai
tere jaisi gandi aadtein mujh mein nahin hai

samjha langoor


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«Reply #66 on: May 20, 2005, 08:23:27 AM »

meri jaisi aadatein nahin hai,
isliye samaaj main teri ijjat nahin hai

teri aadatein mere dushman ko bhi na lage,
tu insaan ko kya, kisi langoor ko bhi na mile


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«Reply #67 on: May 20, 2005, 08:26:38 AM »

teri gandi aadtein kaun apnayega
jo bhi apnayega seedha gutter mein jayega

tu langoor ki baat karta hai
tujhe to koi gadhi, kuttiya, bandriya bhi nahin milegi


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«Reply #68 on: May 20, 2005, 09:55:52 AM »

meri desikuri ko yahan kisne sataya
jo aisa karega woh seedha narak mein jaayega...


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«Reply #69 on: May 20, 2005, 10:42:38 AM »

aadatein bhi chhut sakti hain, magar character kabhi sudhar nahin sakta,
tu agar ganga bhi naha aaye, tera nature kabhi badal nahin sakta

aadatein phir bhi chhut sakti hain.


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«Reply #70 on: May 20, 2005, 10:46:02 AM »

aadatein bhi chhut sakti hain, magar character kabhi sudhar nahin sakta,
tu jitni bhi marzi koshish karle, tu apne dimaag mein akkal nahin bhar sakta

samjhe ullu


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«Reply #71 on: May 20, 2005, 11:13:40 AM »

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aadatein bhi chhut sakti hain, magar character kabhi sudhar nahin sakta,
tu jitni bhi marzi koshish karle, tu apne dimaag mein akkal nahin bhar sakta

samjhe ullu

character ka kya hai tumhara kya hai mera kya hai,....


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«Reply #72 on: May 20, 2005, 11:22:06 AM »

meri lines mujhko, meri billi mujhko miaaun...

aur jo tujhe akkal dega, woh apni khud ki akkal kho dega,
apna janaza nikaalne ke baad, tujhe kutiya ki tarah dho dega


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«Reply #73 on: May 20, 2005, 11:24:17 AM »

bilkul sahi kaha sis................

yeh apni in harakton se kabhi bhi baaz nahi aa sakta
tabhi toh yeh kabhi bhi kisi ladki se jeet nahi sakta...................


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«Reply #74 on: May 20, 2005, 11:29:34 AM »

maine harkat ki kahan hai, abhi tak yeh meri sharafat hai,
aur ladkiyon tumhari har cheez main milavat hai


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