Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai -Panna 6:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

sabreena

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«Reply #75 on: May 20, 2005, 11:43:57 AM »

mujhe yeh nahi pata tha ki yeh tumhari baat hai
verna tumse main koi baat nahi kerta kyunki tu bakwaas hai..........................


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Ek Sabjiwala Apni Sabjiwali Se Kehta Hai

«Reply #76 on: May 20, 2005, 12:04:22 PM »

Quote from: "sabreena"

mujhe yeh nahi pata tha ki yeh tumhari baat hai
verna tumse main koi baat nahi kerta kyunki tu bakwaas hai..........................

kya batt hai koi beswad hai koi bakwass hai,....


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«Reply #77 on: May 20, 2005, 12:15:28 PM »

lolzzzzzzzz tushar..............yaar kuch likh kar reply kar sabreena ko..............


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #78 on: May 20, 2005, 12:27:26 PM »

Quote from: "sabreena"

mujhe yeh nahi pata tha ki yeh tumhari baat hai
verna tumse main koi baat nahi kerta kyunki tu bakwaas hai..........................

aur mujhe bhi tujhe bhaav dene ka koi irada nahin hai,
ja is yoindia mein tere liye koi jagah nahin hai


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«Reply #79 on: May 20, 2005, 05:24:30 PM »

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mujhe iski jaroorat nahin hai deva
tu hai sabse bada bewda

kutte ka shit bhi tujhe naseeb nahin hoga
koi bhi gadha tere kareeb nahin hoga

jab tujh jaisi gadhi pass main hai to gadho ka kya karenge
roj tujhe dande marenge or daba ke piyenge

tu ek bada sa langoor hai
tujhe tujh par itna gurruur hai

tu jata hai roz sabzi mandi
isiliye ho gya hai tu ghamandi :twisted:

lagta hai tu sabzimandi ki jagah jati hai kabristan
isiliye tune yeh safed rang ka kafan pehan rakha hai meri jaan

aankhein teri kyon kharaab hai
kyon teri life mein utaar chadaaw hai

meri dress ka rang hai neela
kyon tera dimaag hai itna dheela :twisted:

dress to teri safed hi hai waheed ki didi
thoda jayada neel laga diya hai isliye ho gayee hai neeli


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«Reply #80 on: May 21, 2005, 05:09:36 AM »

thoda jayada neel laga diya hai isliye ho gayee hai dress neeli,
yeh sunkar desi ho gayi hai aage se geele piche se peeli


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desikuri

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«Reply #81 on: May 24, 2005, 06:32:53 AM »

yeh sade hue phool kyon liye baitha hai
apni baatein sabko kyon kehta hai

aankhein hai teri sach mein kharaab
tujh par dalenge hum tezaab


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«Reply #82 on: May 24, 2005, 09:38:32 AM »

woh phool teri mayyat pe chadane ke liye rakhe hain,
tu phoolon ke layak nahin hai, phir bhi tere pe chadane ke liye rakhe hain

aur tu pehle se badsurat hai, tere mooh pe tezaab kya fekun,
tezaab mehengi hai, kyon apne paise parbaad karun


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desikuri

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«Reply #83 on: May 24, 2005, 10:06:20 AM »

ye lo yeda kya bak raha hai
iska dimaag kyon itna pak raha hai

jo badsurat hote hai woh dil se ache hote hai
tu to badsurat bhi hai aur kale dil wala bhi hai


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«Reply #84 on: May 24, 2005, 10:13:13 AM »

are desi,

agar teri shakal acchi nahin hai to kam se kam baatein to acchi kiya kar,
tu narak main bhi jane ke layak nahin hai, swarag ki baatein mat kiya kar


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desikuri

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«Reply #85 on: May 24, 2005, 10:14:11 AM »

narak mein jaye mere dushman
lekin tujhe to dushman bhi nahin keh sakti
aisa karke dushman ki insult nahin kar sakti


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«Reply #86 on: May 24, 2005, 10:36:07 AM »

tu mujhe kuch kya kahegi, maine tujhe kuch kehne ke layak chhoda hi nahin,
aur tu mujhe kya chhodegi,
jab tune mujhe apnaya hi nahin


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desikuri

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«Reply #87 on: May 24, 2005, 10:38:50 AM »

tu khud kisi layek nahin hai
tu to duniya ka khalnayak hai
tujhe to gutter mein fikwayenge
tere upar kutte se paan thukwayenge


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«Reply #88 on: May 24, 2005, 10:45:01 AM »

kutaa paan nahin khata, woh to teri jaisi chudailen khati hain,
kutta gali bhi nahin khata, woh to tere jaisi bakwaas ladkiyan khati hain


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desikuri

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«Reply #89 on: May 24, 2005, 10:56:18 AM »

yeh tumne hai jhooth bola
tune hai aaj jhooth ka pitara khola


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