for each n every grl of yoindia:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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kaise bataoon ke tum meri kaun ho,
agar main walls ice cream hu to tum meri cone ho..

tum mere aangan ki banyaan tree ho
tumhi meri gateway of india tumhi chowpatty ho..

tum hi battlegun tum chhuri tum talwaar ho
tum hi darji ke dukaan me latki hui dhoti salwaar ho..

tum hi meri nike shoes tum hi football ho
tum hi meri toy car, robot tum hi japanese doll ho..

tum Air India ki wo flight ho jo waqt pe nahi miilti
najane kyu tum har baat pe has haske ho hilti..

tum hi dd news tum hi zee news tum hi bbc news ho
tum aisi tubelight ho jo hamesha rehti fuse ho..

tum meri scooter ,meri esteem meri rocket launcher bhi tum
tum nimbi paani..tum meetha pan tum hi ho bubble gum..

tum ramu ki dukaan me Rs.5 ko milne wali wada pav ho
tum shaamu dudh wale ki sabse favourite cow ho..

tum kashmir tum manali tum hi meri shimla ho
bhagwaan ne bheja tumhe taaki mera deemag dheela ho..

tum hi malai maarke ek special cutting chai ho
kaise batau tumhe ki asal me tum kasai ho..


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #1 on: April 25, 2005, 08:14:32 AM »

very nice work sachinbhai..

tum meri kingfisher beer ho, tum meri whisky ho,
tum akalmand nahin, dimaag se thodi khiski ho


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«Reply #2 on: April 25, 2005, 08:51:38 AM »

very nice sachin n devdas

tum hi meri zindagi ho, tum hi meri bandagi ho,
itna bhawo khaaney ki zaroorat nahi hai,
sirf tum hi meri pair kii dhool ho


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #3 on: April 25, 2005, 09:03:01 AM »

sahi kaha dost,

tum per ki DHOOL ho,
bahut badi FOOL ho,
joote ki SOLE ho,
nakli camera ka ROLL ho,
ek bahut bada JHOL ho


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sabreena

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«Reply #4 on: April 25, 2005, 09:07:43 AM »

kya bakwaas hai!!!!

pair kii dhool tum ho, jootey ka sole tum ho.
apney aap ko samjhtey hero ho,kitney bevakoof tum ho,

nakli camera ke roll tum ho, bina naadey ke paijaamey tum ho,
appney ko akalmand samjhtey ho,kaisi ghalatfehmi main tum ho............


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dhadkan

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«Reply #5 on: April 25, 2005, 09:09:56 AM »

:eek1: :eeee: :huba: :rolleyes: Shocked

:mrgreen: :yuck:

yahan to bada hi julm ho raha hai ladkiyon par,
hum kanooni karyawahi karene tum logo par...........


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #6 on: April 25, 2005, 09:12:49 AM »

Quote from: "sabreena"

paijamey ka nada tum ladkiyon ne fanda bana liya,
saste mein marna pade, galat kaam kar diya


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dhadkan

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«Reply #7 on: April 25, 2005, 09:17:39 AM »

tum to mere pair ke nakhun ho,
tum to dabba gol ho,
kal jise station me gana gate hue dekha tha wo tum ho........


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«Reply #8 on: April 25, 2005, 09:22:01 AM »

Quote from: "dhadkan"

tum to mere pair ke nakhun ho,
tum to dabba gol ho,
kal jise station me gana gate hue dekha tha wo tum ho........

tum wahan kal station pe kya kar rahi thi,
main gana ga raha tha, tum tabla baja rahi thi :wink:


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dhadkan

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«Reply #9 on: April 25, 2005, 09:25:01 AM »

tabla to mujhe bajana ata hi nahi..........
wo kahin tera dost dreamboy to nahi.................


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«Reply #10 on: April 25, 2005, 09:31:08 AM »

tabla nahin bajana aata, isliye bheekh nahin mili,
bheej nahin boya, isliye kali nahin khili


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«Reply #11 on: April 25, 2005, 09:33:00 AM »

mera dost dreamboy, airport pe bheekh maagta hai,
woh chhote bikhariyon ki tarah, station pe nahin aata hai

station pe 3 yrs ka bheekh maangne ka experience ho tabhi hi airport pe bikhari ka job milta hai


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dhadkan

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«Reply #12 on: April 25, 2005, 09:37:47 AM »

Tussi is mamale me bade experienced lag rahe ho,
lagta hai tum in sab ke sardar ho...................


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #13 on: April 25, 2005, 09:41:52 AM »

ladkiyon ki daulat lootne ke liye, bikhari ban gaye,
magar woh bhi kadki nikli, hum aur kangaal ban gaye


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dhadkan

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«Reply #14 on: April 25, 2005, 09:47:12 AM »

bechara devdas :lol: :lol: :lol:

ladki mili wo bhi manggal nikli,
uske bill bhara bhar ke teri bhi jeb khali ho gayi.......... :lol: :lol:


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