funny shayeri:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

tamana

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Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #1 on: July 14, 2005, 01:34:11 PM »

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LARKI KA JAWAB
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6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #2 on: July 14, 2005, 01:35:19 PM »

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face

Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya

Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #3 on: July 14, 2005, 01:36:19 PM »

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #4 on: July 14, 2005, 01:37:00 PM »

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon


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tamana

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«Reply #5 on: July 14, 2005, 01:37:46 PM »

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain


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HumTum

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funny shayeri

«Reply #6 on: July 14, 2005, 01:38:28 PM »

waah waah tamana ji ...... baad muuddat ke koi sher likha hai aapney !!

kuch hamare bhi suniye !!

tere baare mei.N jab so'chtaa nahii.N thaa
mai thaa TAklaa magar itnaa nahii.N thaa..!

hajaam ne bataya to pata chala baat ka
mere ghar mein aaiinaa nahii.N thaa....!

banaane sawaarne ke chakkar mein,
baal chale jaayeinge ye socha naheen thaa...!

accha huwa wo behosh hogaya mujhe dekh kar
kai raaton se wo soya naheen thaa.


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tamana

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«Reply #7 on: July 14, 2005, 01:39:41 PM »

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga


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tamana

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«Reply #8 on: July 14, 2005, 01:41:07 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

waah waah tamana ji ...... baad muuddat ke koi sher likha hai aapney !!

kuch hamare bhi suniye !!

tere baare mei.N jab so'chtaa nahii.N thaa
mai thaa TAklaa magar itnaa nahii.N thaa..!

hajaam ne bataya to pata chala baat ka
mere ghar mein aaiinaa nahii.N thaa....!

banaane sawaarne ke chakkar mein,
baal chale jaayeinge ye socha naheen thaa...!

HUm tum ji thanx a lot for ur reply
aap ne bahut achi sharing ki hai
thanx

accha huwa wo behosh hogaya mujhe dekh kar
kai raaton se wo soya naheen thaa.

thanx hum tum ji


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tamana

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«Reply #9 on: July 14, 2005, 01:42:40 PM »

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.


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tamana

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«Reply #10 on: July 14, 2005, 01:45:47 PM »

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per


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tamana

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«Reply #11 on: July 14, 2005, 01:46:51 PM »

Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara


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HumTum

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«Reply #12 on: July 14, 2005, 01:47:06 PM »

HumTum ne kha funny section mein aa ker
sadkey jau tamana ki shayri per !!


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tamana

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«Reply #13 on: July 14, 2005, 01:47:30 PM »

Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar


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tamana

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«Reply #14 on: July 14, 2005, 01:48:48 PM »

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye


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