funny shayeri -Panna 4:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

tamana

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«Reply #45 on: July 15, 2005, 07:04:32 AM »

Quote from: "natural"

Quote from: "Pooja"

danda haath mein lekar un per waar karti hai
danda haath mein lekar un per waar karti hai

dil hi dil mai magar payaar karati hai..............

Dil hi dil mein chahe pyaar karti hai........
Lekin kabhi nahi woh izhaar karti hai..........
Shayad isi liye larko ko maar parti hai.........

:lol: :D


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #46 on: July 15, 2005, 07:05:58 AM »

Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would
make a movie "software kephool" & include this song:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?[/b]


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #47 on: July 15, 2005, 07:07:01 AM »

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #48 on: July 15, 2005, 07:07:41 AM »

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
UM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #49 on: July 15, 2005, 07:08:28 AM »

SHAMA RO RO KAY PARWANOO SE KHA RAHI HAI
MUJAI RUMAL LA DO MARI NAAK BHA RAHI HAI [/b]


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tamana

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funny shayeri

«Reply #50 on: July 15, 2005, 07:09:10 AM »

DUNIYA SE JO DARAY USAY KAHIL KHATE HAI
DUNIYA JIS SE DARAY USAY SHAIRE KHATE HAI


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tamana

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«Reply #51 on: July 15, 2005, 07:09:48 AM »

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI


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tamana

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«Reply #52 on: July 15, 2005, 07:10:26 AM »

TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TU
SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA
NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA


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tamana

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«Reply #53 on: July 15, 2005, 07:11:01 AM »

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO


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tamana

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«Reply #54 on: July 15, 2005, 07:11:35 AM »

APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTAI KHATA HO WIFE SE


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Pooja

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funny shayeri

«Reply #55 on: July 15, 2005, 04:51:53 PM »

Tamana Good work....but please read and regulations for Yoindia. Please write your own shayari and if you are using someone else's shayari then please write his/her name of if you don't know the name then just write "NOTE MINE".


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Pooja

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«Reply #56 on: July 15, 2005, 04:54:52 PM »


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CyberNetics

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NOT MINE SHAYARI!!!

«Reply #57 on: July 22, 2005, 03:34:50 AM »

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahar aane se pehle hi fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle hi............

bakri kha gayi.


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sabreena

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funny shayeri

«Reply #58 on: July 22, 2005, 06:41:12 AM »

wah wah wah........Cyber jiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

intezaar kiya unka baagh mein
intezaar kiya unka baagh mein
aany mein der jo lagayi unney
aany mein der jo lagayi unney
aaty hii fek diya unhein aag mein...................


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natural

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funny shayeri

«Reply #59 on: July 22, 2005, 12:50:07 PM »

Quote from: "Pooja"

Hi pooja,
You are right, but there must be some persons who collect good Shayaris(lines) and share with us. Ya it's good if you write n/m in the end.

Usual Smile


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