Funny

From Fw e-mail:

mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

 
 Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
 
 Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!."
FLATTERED...?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

 
 From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been........... a headache

 
 Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

 
 My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

 
 Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

 
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

 When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

 
 Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal.

pahla ho ya dooja
bahut ache pooja

mateen sanmoj hai achhe dost
karlo kabhi dosti par bhi post

samajh sakti hu dosti gehri hai..ki dosti maine bhi ki hai
college ki baat karte ho to sunlo ki ladko ko maar maine bhi di hai...

maten chodo ise na yaad dilana collage ke wo din
jab mahfile sajtee thi humaari nikhar jaati thi canteeen

dosto ki istrah na yaad dilao tum
dil ro padega aur tadpege hum

aansu mere ponch diye tumne aaj shukriya
wo llamhe yaad dila diye bahut shukriyaa

zulfo ke khushbu ne teri mujhe is trah ghayal kar diya
payal ki jhankaar ne is trah kaayal kar diya
tum pe mare is trah ke paagalkhane pahonch gaye
wahaa ja ke pata chal ke tumne kitno ko paagal kar diya