Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

RAJ SOLANKI

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Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down.

Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya computer, kya e-mail.

Tere Pyar ke liye Sar Zamin ek kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye..

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...

Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein no disk space

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..

Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...


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Re: Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle

«Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 02:07:40 PM »

bahut khoob Raj ji, kaafi miltaa jultaa hai aapkaa poem is poem se

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Kal jab mile the...
to dil mein hua ek SOUND...
or aj mile to kehte hai...
ur FILE NOT FOUND...

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai...
vo REPEAT kar dunga...
tu na mili to apni jindagi ko...
CTRL+ALT+DELETE kar dunga...

Shayad mere pyar ko...
TEST karna bhul gaye...
dil se aisa CUT kiya...
ki PASTE karna bhul gaye...

Lakhon honge nigah mein...
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
mere pyar ke ICON pe...
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo...

Roj subah ham karte hain...
pyar se unhe gud morning...
vo aise ghur ke dekhti hai...
jaise 0 ERROR or 5 WARNINGS...

Aisa bhi nahi hai ki...
i don't like ur face...
par dil ke STORAGE mein...
no more DISK SPACE...

Ghar se jab tum nikle...
pehen ke reshmi gaun...
jane kitne dilo ka...
ho gaya SERVER DOWN.....


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RAJ SOLANKI

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Re: Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle

«Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 02:21:52 PM »

thanks hriday bro


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Re: Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle

«Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 02:33:53 PM »

Quote from: RAJ SOLANKI on September 17, 2013, 01:54:24 PM

Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down.
waaah waaaah waaaah kya jamaya hai, Clapping Smiley

Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya computer, kya e-mail.
Laughing hard

Tere Pyar ke liye Sar Zamin ek kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
Laughing hard

Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye..
Laughing hard

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...
Laughing hard

Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain file not found!
Laughing hard

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein no disk space
Clapping Smiley

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
Clapping Smiley

Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...
Clapping Smiley

waaah waaah Raj solanki ji kya khoob milaya hai
computer aur ladki ka nature ,,

tareef ke qabil hai qubool karlo,
ek RAU email kar rahahun download karlo.


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Re: Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle

«Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 07:42:42 PM »


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Re: Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle

«Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 09:02:01 PM »

Bahut Khoob.

Quote from: RAJ SOLANKI on September 17, 2013, 01:54:24 PM


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Re: Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle

«Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 08:13:17 AM »

bahut khoob


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RAJ SOLANKI

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Re: Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle

«Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 09:45:05 PM »

I hope you all will like it

ARZ KIYA HAI ......

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

Woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey

Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain

Aur lonely hain...

Problem ye hai ki bus voh

READ-ONLY hain...

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Shayad mere pyar ko taste

Karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa CUT kiya

ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

************************************

Tumhare samne hain itney items

Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...

Hamare pyar ke ICON pe

Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

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Roz subha hum karte hai

Itne pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain

Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

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Ho gayi galti humse,

Click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,

ban jaao meri spouse!

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Tumse mila main kal to,

Mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili

To kehti ho: Your file not found!

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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"

Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated GIF

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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,

don't likeyour face

Par dil ke computer mein,

Nahin hai enough disk space

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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,

pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se,

Ho jaata hai server down

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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,

Create main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna,

Wait main karoonga

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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,

Main so gaya

Yeh dekho mera connection,

Time out ho gaya

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Kya chaal hai tumhaari,

Jaise chalti hai koi cat

What is your ICQ number,

Aao karein chat

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Tum jabse meri zindagi,

mein aayi ho banke female,

Yaad raha na ab kuch,

Na postman , Na e-Mail


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Re: Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikle

«Reply #8 on: September 19, 2013, 01:32:58 PM »

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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