Girlfriend -boyfriend

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Girlfriend -boyfriend talk.. :D
(office me boss se paun ghante tak apni izzat ki dhajjiya uda ke jaise hi cabin se bahar nikla GF ka call aaya)
GF:- hello jaanu... Usual Smile kya kar raha tha mera baby?
BF:- (boss se laat kha kar aa raha tha tera baby :-@)
kuchh nai baby,boss se meeting thi. Tum sunao?
.
GF:- U know what baby,jo meri red colour ki lipstick kho gayi thi na wo aaj mil gayi Usual Smile m so happy,U know na wo meri fav lip colour hai.Usual Smile
BF:- (Teri to... Bata aise rahi hai jaise baap ne 50 laakh de diye ho)
o wow baby,that's good.
.
GF:- suno na... Ek meethi wali kissi do na.. Plzzz..
BF:- (tu paas aa,ek mukka na du ghuma k tujhe) nai baby,abhi office me hu,sab log dekh rahe hai,Mai baad me dunga.
abhi phone rakhta hu.thik hai... .
GF:- sad5 ab tum badal gaye ho...
meko bilkul pyar nai karte..
raat me gana sunane ko bola to ek hajaro me meri bahna sunaya,
n ab phone rakhne ko bhi bola :
(Crying
BF:- (jaan le Li meri,ek to boss se daant khao fir iska emotional atyachar)
na baby,U R mah love,n abhi Mai thoda sa busy hu na isiliye aisa bola,
wo month closing hai na to target
pressure hai.u can understand na baby..
.
GF:- ok let it b,I can understand.
achchha suno,wo new movie aa rahi hai na Jab Tak Hai jaan...wo
dekhne chaloge na mere sath Usual Smile
BF:- (jaan rahegi to jaunga na...
Plz ab meri ma phone rakh de) ok baby chalunga... Usual Smile
.
Suddenly boss cabin se aaya n dekha Pappu phone pe hai.
Boss:- Pappu,tu bas phone pe laga rah... Dekhta hu tujhe,idhar aa cabin me... :-@
BF:- sorry baby,boss bula rahe hai... Have to go..
GF:- uaannnn... Baat karne ka bhi time nai tumhare pas.. Jao katti..nai karungi call... Bye.. Phone cut....
BF: (saala zindagi jahannum bana di in dono ne :/
Usual Smile
(not mine)
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«Reply #1 on: November 21, 2012, 10:50:32 AM »
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Quote from: vimmi singh on November 21, 2012, 10:41:40 AM
Girlfriend -boyfriend talk.. :D
(office me boss se paun ghante tak apni izzat ki dhajjiya uda ke jaise hi cabin se bahar nikla GF ka call aaya)
GF:- hello jaanu... Usual Smile kya kar raha tha mera baby?
BF:- (boss se laat kha kar aa raha tha tera baby :-@)
kuchh nai baby,boss se meeting thi. Tum sunao?
.
GF:- U know what baby,jo meri red colour ki lipstick kho gayi thi na wo aaj mil gayi Usual Smile m so happy,U know na wo meri fav lip colour hai.Usual Smile
BF:- (Teri to... Bata aise rahi hai jaise baap ne 50 laakh de diye ho)
o wow baby,that's good.
.
GF:- suno na... Ek meethi wali kissi do na.. Plzzz..
BF:- (tu paas aa,ek mukka na du ghuma k tujhe) nai baby,abhi office me hu,sab log dekh rahe hai,Mai baad me dunga.
abhi phone rakhta hu.thik hai... .
GF:- sad5 ab tum badal gaye ho...
meko bilkul pyar nai karte..
raat me gana sunane ko bola to ek hajaro me meri bahna sunaya,
n ab phone rakhne ko bhi bola :
(Crying
BF:- (jaan le Li meri,ek to boss se daant khao fir iska emotional atyachar)
na baby,U R mah love,n abhi Mai thoda sa busy hu na isiliye aisa bola,
wo month closing hai na to target
pressure hai.u can understand na baby..
.
GF:- ok let it b,I can understand.
achchha suno,wo new movie aa rahi hai na Jab Tak Hai jaan...wo
dekhne chaloge na mere sath Usual Smile
BF:- (jaan rahegi to jaunga na...
Plz ab meri ma phone rakh de) ok baby chalunga... Usual Smile
.
Suddenly boss cabin se aaya n dekha Pappu phone pe hai.
Boss:- Pappu,tu bas phone pe laga rah... Dekhta hu tujhe,idhar aa cabin me... :-@
BF:- sorry baby,boss bula rahe hai... Have to go..
GF:- uaannnn... Baat karne ka bhi time nai tumhare pas.. Jao katti..nai karungi call... Bye.. Phone cut....
BF: (saala zindagi jahannum bana di in dono ne :/
Usual Smile
(not mine)
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Quote from: vimmi singh on November 21, 2012, 10:41:40 AM
Girlfriend -boyfriend talk.. :D
(office me boss se paun ghante tak apni izzat ki dhajjiya uda ke jaise hi cabin se bahar nikla GF ka call aaya)
GF:- hello jaanu... Usual Smile kya kar raha tha mera baby?
BF:- (boss se laat kha kar aa raha tha tera baby :-@)
kuchh nai baby,boss se meeting thi. Tum sunao?
.
GF:- U know what baby,jo meri red colour ki lipstick kho gayi thi na wo aaj mil gayi Usual Smile m so happy,U know na wo meri fav lip colour hai.Usual Smile
BF:- (Teri to... Bata aise rahi hai jaise baap ne 50 laakh de diye ho)
o wow baby,that's good.
.
GF:- suno na... Ek meethi wali kissi do na.. Plzzz..
BF:- (tu paas aa,ek mukka na du ghuma k tujhe) nai baby,abhi office me hu,sab log dekh rahe hai,Mai baad me dunga.
abhi phone rakhta hu.thik hai... .
GF:- sad5 ab tum badal gaye ho...
meko bilkul pyar nai karte..
raat me gana sunane ko bola to ek hajaro me meri bahna sunaya,
n ab phone rakhne ko bhi bola :
(Crying
BF:- (jaan le Li meri,ek to boss se daant khao fir iska emotional atyachar)
na baby,U R mah love,n abhi Mai thoda sa busy hu na isiliye aisa bola,
wo month closing hai na to target
pressure hai.u can understand na baby..
.
GF:- ok let it b,I can understand.
achchha suno,wo new movie aa rahi hai na Jab Tak Hai jaan...wo
dekhne chaloge na mere sath Usual Smile
BF:- (jaan rahegi to jaunga na...
Plz ab meri ma phone rakh de) ok baby chalunga... Usual Smile
.
Suddenly boss cabin se aaya n dekha Pappu phone pe hai.
Boss:- Pappu,tu bas phone pe laga rah... Dekhta hu tujhe,idhar aa cabin me... :-@
BF:- sorry baby,boss bula rahe hai... Have to go..
GF:- uaannnn... Baat karne ka bhi time nai tumhare pas.. Jao katti..nai karungi call... Bye.. Phone cut....
BF: (saala zindagi jahannum bana di in dono ne :/
Usual Smile
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Quote from: vimmi singh on November 21, 2012, 10:41:40 AM
Girlfriend -boyfriend talk.. :D
(office me boss se paun ghante tak apni izzat ki dhajjiya uda ke jaise hi cabin se bahar nikla GF ka call aaya)
GF:- hello jaanu... Usual Smile kya kar raha tha mera baby?
BF:- (boss se laat kha kar aa raha tha tera baby :-@)
kuchh nai baby,boss se meeting thi. Tum sunao?
.
GF:- U know what baby,jo meri red colour ki lipstick kho gayi thi na wo aaj mil gayi Usual Smile m so happy,U know na wo meri fav lip colour hai.Usual Smile
BF:- (Teri to... Bata aise rahi hai jaise baap ne 50 laakh de diye ho)
o wow baby,that's good.
.
GF:- suno na... Ek meethi wali kissi do na.. Plzzz..
BF:- (tu paas aa,ek mukka na du ghuma k tujhe) nai baby,abhi office me hu,sab log dekh rahe hai,Mai baad me dunga.
abhi phone rakhta hu.thik hai... .
GF:- sad5 ab tum badal gaye ho...
meko bilkul pyar nai karte..
raat me gana sunane ko bola to ek hajaro me meri bahna sunaya,
n ab phone rakhne ko bhi bola :
(Crying
BF:- (jaan le Li meri,ek to boss se daant khao fir iska emotional atyachar)
na baby,U R mah love,n abhi Mai thoda sa busy hu na isiliye aisa bola,
wo month closing hai na to target
pressure hai.u can understand na baby..
.
GF:- ok let it b,I can understand.
achchha suno,wo new movie aa rahi hai na Jab Tak Hai jaan...wo
dekhne chaloge na mere sath Usual Smile
BF:- (jaan rahegi to jaunga na...
Plz ab meri ma phone rakh de) ok baby chalunga... Usual Smile
.
Suddenly boss cabin se aaya n dekha Pappu phone pe hai.
Boss:- Pappu,tu bas phone pe laga rah... Dekhta hu tujhe,idhar aa cabin me... :-@
BF:- sorry baby,boss bula rahe hai... Have to go..
GF:- uaannnn... Baat karne ka bhi time nai tumhare pas.. Jao katti..nai karungi call... Bye.. Phone cut....
BF: (saala zindagi jahannum bana di in dono ne :/
Usual Smile
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shukriya sahal ji.........
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shukriya saini sir ji..... Usual Smile
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shukriya Anmol ji.......
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shukriya Manoj ji........
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