Girls think about Boys

Is this what Girls think about Boys
 
If u treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
 
If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
 
If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
 
If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
 
If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"
 
If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
 
If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain and say u r insulting her"
 
If she acts smarter "she think its her right"
 
If u dont love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"
 
If u love her she says"peechay hi par gaya hai"
 
If u dont give her a kiss she says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho"
 
If u give her a kiss she says" sab ko line deta hoga"
 
If u r skinny she says "u shud have appropriate mass at appropriate places"
 
If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart"
 
If u dont tell her ur problems she says" ur not honest with me"
 
If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"
 
If u scold her she says "you act like a nanny giving lectures"
 
If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becoz I care"
 
if u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more"
 
If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"
 
If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
 
If she gets goods mark she says"" its my brain"
 
If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care for my feelings"
 
If she hurts you she replies "u r not understanding"
 
& they claim the (girls) r not Hypocrates??!!!

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