Bahut dino se date date kar rahe the
Ek din ooka phone aawa ki kal date par chalna hai
Fala restra me milo
Ham bahut khush hue
Biwi bachhon se jo paise bacha ke rakhe the
Oo sab apne batuwe me sambhaal ke rakh liye
Dugune khush the
date ke to kum par khaane ke bahut
Sochne lage ki kya kya order karunga
Subah se hi khana peena band
Restra pahunche to dekhe ki oo bhi patli lag rahi thi
Doubt to hua hamko ki kahin ye bhi sasuri bhookhi to nahi
Khair satark hoke ham waiter ko bulaye ki sasta wala menu do
Waiterwa bola aisa nahi hota saab! Khana sasta manhga hota hai menu nahi
To ham bole okok tab tak oo ladki ne sab manhage item order kar diye
Andar se ham khush hue kyunki bhookh lagi thi
Waiterwa ek ke baad ek dhaansoo item la raha tha
Abhi ek plate khatam ho rahi thi ki doosri plate laga de raha tha
Oo chhamakchhallo to jaise jaane kitne din se bhookhi thi
Sasuri khaaye ja rahi thi aur dakaar bhi nahi le rahi thi
Hamari khopadiya thanki ki ye to ser pe sawa ser nikli
Achanak bill ko yaad kar hamare aansuon ki bauchhaar nikli
Hamne turant batuwe ke paise nikaal ke rumaal me rakhe
Aur waiter se bill maanga
Waiter 1800 ka bill le aaya
Achanak hamne kaha are purse to bhool aaya
Koi baat nahi phone karke manga leta hun
Aur ladki se kaha ki madam aap chalo baad me milte hain
Usne hanske ek sau rupaya hamari jeb me daal dia
Uske jaane ke baad ham waiter se bole ki bhaiya paise waise nahi hain
Batao bartan kahan dhone hain
Oo waiterwa le gaya kitchen ke paas
Ham chamacham bartan chamkaane lage is khushi ke saath
Ki aaj to 1800 bacha liye
itne me gudia ki frock aur pappu ki jeans ke saath hamari bhi patloon aa jayegi
Tabhi hamne socha ki zara rumaal tatole
to dekha nahi tha
tab jaake samjhe ham
oo chottin ne sau rupaye kaahe diye the
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on eTI community..
