HAANSSS NA MANA HAI

LARDKA AUR LARDKI KI SOOCH


"LARDKI BOLI:
chandni chand say hoti hay sitaaro say nahi
chandni chand say hoti hai sitaaro say nahi
mohabat aik say hoti hai hazaro say nahi

LARDKA BOLA:
chandni agar chand say hogi to sitaaro ka kia hoga
chandni agar chand say hogi to sitaaro ka kia hoga
mohabat agar aik say hogi to hazaro ka kia hoga




* CHANDRAMUKHI *


Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Tu Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi,mein bhi sukhi,,





** DOSTI KAROO **


" dosti karo college wali se,
piyar karo office wali se,
programme karo paaroos wali se,
aankh ladao sali se,
love karo dil wali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.




1st Aasool peyaar ka

 

"pyar ka 1st asoul hai kay iss say phelay kay USSAY aap say acha milay,
aap uss say pehlay uss say acha dhoud lo



zulfain

 

Aapki zulfain hain ghup andhera
ho ja ganji kar day sawera





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Aapki zulfon ko hum nahin bhoolaingay
gar aapnay yeh katadin to hum kahan jhoolaingay



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JOSHHHH

 

ALLAH ALLAH kya josh hai mere deewane mein hai.
kal zamanat pe churwaya aaj phir thane mein hai



PAISAA


IS DUNYA MEIN PAISA HI SAB KUCH NAHI HAI,
KUIN K AB MASTER CARD AND VISA CARD AAGAEY HAIN.





MOTi!i

"Chappal chhoti ho to PaaOn main nahi aati

Biwi Moti ho to Bahon Main Nahi Aati


DuAa


"kush rahai tu sada yeh dua hai meri
teri premika hi bun jaye bhaabhi teri

 

~~..Devdas..~~



Abba nay kaha (Awara Gerdi) chord do,,
Amma nay kaha dair say (Soona )chord do,,
Friends nay kaha (Paisay )mangna chord do,,
Parosiyun nay kaha (Jhankna) chord do,,,
Dil nay kaha (Study) chord do,,,,
Girl Friend nay kaha (Free) hona chord do,,
Mainay kaha mera (Sir ) hi phord do,,
Aik waqt aaiga jub (GOD) kahay ga ye dunya hi chord do,,,,

BHAI

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe
Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe
wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil
wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe



HAANSSS NA MANA HAI

heheheheheheheh Thank you POOja

Thank you  "samnoj"

najanay kaab say is intazar may theey
najanay who mujsay kaab khaye ga
kay mujay tumsay kuch khanah hay
anjanay ahsas kay hatoo majbour hukar
najanay ussay kew khadeya
kay mujay tum say kuch khanah hay
najanay usnay mujay hayrat say dekha kew kar
najanay uski ankhoo may who konsi chamak theey
uskay charay ki ye hayrat,uski ankhoo ki who chamak
nay souchnay per majboor kardeya kay
najanay who humaray baray may kia souchta huga
najanay uskay dil may huga
najanay kew humnay ye khadeya,choroo phir kahye gay.

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Lolzzzz!

good one all

wah wah wah

This Is Called Shairi ke Aise Ke Taise



Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
d for dog n c for cat

2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad

Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
ge bar k tujhay kosa hai

Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe

Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon

Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya




Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe
mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay
janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay

Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina



Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay
ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay

Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai
nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai

Ebtaidah ye k add huvay
intayha ye k delete hogay

Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya
jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho

Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating hai
ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai

Hamare typing tu aik fun hai
lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai
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