HAANSSS NA MANA HAI

shukeriya aap saab logo ka...nishita ek baat kaho mare shairi main haassna mana hai  :wink:

lolzzzzzzzzz muneeb... aur main wahi karti hu jisse karne ke liye mujhe mana kiya jaaye .. ! ..

nishita just kidding yaar sorry agar bura laga hoon aur waheed jee aap ko bhi sorry sir..
 



cable net cable net
cable net make me upset

cable net is a fake net
da real net is ROBO net

it takes twenty minutes to connect
before i click da button it get disconnsct

thats why i hate dis net
so screw this net

i dont wanna live in dis state
cuz it is full of cable net

so plz somebody stop dis net
and then i can relax n get rest

if dis net is not stop yet
then i will fall in some kinda pest

remember dis is not a jest
i really hate and detest cable net

Arz kiya hai:

Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne ...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne ..........
Yahan likhna mana hai. !!!

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge......
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge....
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge....
Ghanti bajainge aur .......bhaag jayenge !

Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin....
Chand ne kaha....
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Arz kiya hai,
Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,
chheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha,
Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !

Macchar ne hum ko kata...uso junoon tha.....
Khujli kuch aaisi machi... dil besukoon tha.
Hum ne usey pakada....phir chod diya galib....
Kambhakt ke ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera
thanda ho jae.

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar,
phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar


Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

Kaash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

Osama's favourite song :
" main nikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod aya mein
W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Unki gali se guzar rahe the, kya ittefaq tha,
unki gali se guzar rahe the , kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

:lol:

Thanx immi jee




What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.

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Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.

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What do u call a fat woman waiting?
Moti-vaiting.

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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Bhagwan Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,


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What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!

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Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.

ha ha ha !!!!!

too good muneeb.............