HAANSSS NA MANA HAI -Panna 5:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Talat

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«Reply #60 on: September 23, 2004, 02:47:53 PM »

aur umar uski pachpan hone waali hai!!! :twisted:


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«Reply #61 on: September 23, 2004, 02:49:05 PM »

hum bhi abhi saath ke aas paas hai


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«Reply #62 on: September 23, 2004, 02:56:19 PM »

lag raha hai.....

sathiya jo jaate hain unki baat hi alag hoti hai...
bin dekhe hi door se pehchane jaate hain!!!


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«Reply #63 on: September 23, 2004, 02:58:12 PM »

door se dekh kar jo pahchana hai tum ne nujhe
pas rahkar bhi log anjaane se jaate hai


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«Reply #64 on: September 23, 2004, 04:08:41 PM »

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye


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«Reply #65 on: September 23, 2004, 08:32:25 PM »

Dunya badal gai hai chatting se
Hothi hai ab hacking chatting se
Hothi thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali main
Nikalna hogaya unn ka band chatting se
Kyoonki hothi hai ab tho settting chatting se
Dunya hogai hai bekar chatting se

Hothi hain kharab aakhein chatting se
Pehle karthe hum dost bathei hotloon main
Peethe the chai wagera hotloon main
Khoob hothi thi masthi hotloon main

Khelthe thhe mazak kya karthe the
Ab tho hothi hai baat tho who bhi chatting se
Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaathi hai ab “vc” chatting se
Patha nahin tha kya mathlub hotha hai “asl” ka
Patha chal gaye sare mathlub chatting se

Horahein hai bad naam Pakistani chatting se
Kartha nahin koi angrez bathei humse chatting pe
Kehthe hain ki aathi hai English chatting se
Main kehtha hoon hogaye hai English kharab chatting se
Hothi thi badhi dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah horaha hai ab chatting se
Ab tho aisa lagtha hai ai. Shoaib mohabbat hogayee hai chatting say


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«Reply #66 on: September 23, 2004, 10:22:50 PM »

main to hoon mar tange wala....
mujhay teacher kiya marega...
may to hoon principle ka sala....


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«Reply #67 on: September 23, 2004, 10:27:17 PM »

pyaar may kisi ne dhoka to kisi ne kasam khae hai....
hum woh mujnoo hain jisne sirf laat khae hai.... :lol:


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«Reply #68 on: September 23, 2004, 10:34:10 PM »

ghar ghar diya jale to diwali mat samjho...
agar may tere peechay paron to mawali mat samjho...


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«Reply #69 on: September 23, 2004, 11:00:22 PM »

Hathi nay kaha hathni ki kabar per ja kar
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per


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«Reply #70 on: September 23, 2004, 11:03:09 PM »

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya


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«Reply #71 on: September 24, 2004, 04:35:07 AM »

good one all


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Talat

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«Reply #72 on: September 24, 2004, 06:02:02 AM »

Chatting se na itne naraaz ho bhai
Infotech ka zamaan hai !!!!


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«Reply #73 on: September 24, 2004, 06:05:05 AM »

ghar ghar diya jale to diwali mat samajhna
agar dande parh jaayen to pitai mat samajhna!!!!


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«Reply #74 on: September 24, 2004, 07:55:20 PM »

Assalamualikum...
have a story for u guys...
Hua Kuch Yoon K !
main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander to bander hota hai
parhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
jo parh kar apna time zayahh karte hain..
well..
khuda nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
per bhaija to bhaija..aisa bhaija
kay bhaijay main bhaija hi nahi bhaija..
ye mujhe kisi our ne mamoo banya.. isliye maine aap ko mamoo banaya.
ha ha ha ha


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