halat-e-pati ( ik gazal ) -Panna 6:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

HumTum

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«Reply #75 on: April 08, 2005, 02:49:58 PM »

Aaj ik aur sheed ho gya shaadi kerva ke
betha hai ab apni jaan musibaat mein pedva ke !!!!!!


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pandit

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«Reply #76 on: April 08, 2005, 03:17:01 PM »

shaadi to sirf karti hai barbaadi,
ladko ki hi hamesha hoti hai barbaadi,
ladkiyo ki to hamesha se hai aabadi..........q..........?


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HumTum

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«Reply #77 on: April 08, 2005, 03:22:57 PM »

shaadi ka naam barbadi rkha hai pyarey
Aaj iss mein apna pehla kadam rkha hai pyarey
ke jab se biwi ne humney bnaya hai murga
humney bhi sarm se sir jukha rkha hai pyarey!!!!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #78 on: April 08, 2005, 06:36:50 PM »

lol humtum

ye roz na haar ek ka halat-e-pati ka bayan yahan suna the hain..
pata nahin inko aise kya hogaya hai jo pati ki aisi halat bayan kiya hain...


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sabreena

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«Reply #79 on: April 09, 2005, 04:24:27 AM »

ger shaadi barbaadi hoti hai,
ger shaadi se ladkiyon ki abaadi hoti hai,
kyun kertey ho fir shaadi,
jab ye tumhari marzi se nahi hoti hai,
shaadi ke mauke per toh bade zor ke saath ghodi per bathtey ho,
or shaadi ke baad biwi ko bahot satatey ho,
fir usko apni maa bahan se pitwatey ho.
pati ka sirf yahi farz hota hai,
uskaa sir biwi ke kadmon main jhuko hota hai...


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HumTum

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«Reply #80 on: April 11, 2005, 09:02:19 AM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

lol humtum

ye roz na haar ek ka halat-e-pati ka bayan yahan suna the hain..
pata nahin inko aise kya hogaya hai jo pati ki aisi halat bayan kiya hain...

parso hui thi shaadi jinki aaj woh humse takraye
dekh ke hamara hasta chehra Ankh jukaker woh shamaye
boley yaar tu shaadi kabhi na kerna baat yeh yaad rakhna
shaadi ke baad woh haqiqat batai, ke kya kya biwi ne julm hai daye


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HumTum

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«Reply #81 on: April 14, 2005, 04:04:04 PM »

Aaj bhi suli pe chadney ja rha hai koi
Apni maut ko haske galey lga rha hai koi
janta nhi ki royega shaadi ke baad woh
abi to chad ke godhi pe cla aa rha hai koi !!!


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HumTum

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«Reply #82 on: May 23, 2005, 01:58:00 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh jamana yaad hai

doppher ki dhoop mein kapdey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey panv jana yaad hai

Aa gya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

saas sasur ki dostoN ab kya sunao dastaaN
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai

daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana pda mujheuy
woh mera dantooN taley, ilaichi chbana yaad hai

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai

wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai muikhey
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

shukr hai 'HumTum' teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadishuda dostooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai[/i]


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Talat

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«Reply #83 on: May 23, 2005, 04:24:16 PM »

Waaaaaaah biwi ke maaaaare hue..................... waah !!!!! ;-)


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buntyindia

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«Reply #84 on: May 24, 2005, 12:55:56 AM »

nice one mate........................
thnks for sharing..............


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #85 on: May 24, 2005, 03:03:22 AM »

aab tu yeh halat hai shaddi k baad us ki
kuch bhi nahin pocket mein aba uski
jab bhi ghar ata hai eoh shaam ko
koi skht cheez lagt hai sar mein uski


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #86 on: May 24, 2005, 04:45:23 AM »

DoostooN ..... Aaj phir mein begum ke julmo se tang aaker kuvh likhney ja rha hoon ... umeed hai pasand aayega !!

secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai

Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir fudwana yaad hai

haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai

khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai

gar yuh hi biwi ke julm bdatey rhey to phir hajir hunga nye zulmo ke sath ...

HumTum

secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
bivi ka balan leker aana yadd hai
Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
wo mera jhado se petai khana yadd hai,.....
haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera ,.....
or mera ghar me bachho ko sambhalna yadd hai,....
khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan ,....
or terA kitty party per udana yadd hai,...

gar yuh hi biwi ke julm bdatey rhey to phir hajir hunga nye zulmo ke sath ...

ye le dost tere liye maine copy paste kiya hai,......


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HumTum

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«Reply #87 on: May 24, 2005, 08:46:56 AM »

Quote from: "Talat"

Waaaaaaah biwi ke maaaaare hue..................... waah !!!!! ;-)

Ab talat ji .. itna hasna bhi theek nhi hai !! ik to waseey hi biwi ke zullmo ka mara hua hoon .. aur upper se aap has rhi hai ... kuch to reham kijiye muj gareep pe sad5


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HumTum

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«Reply #88 on: May 24, 2005, 08:48:44 AM »

Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"

Aap ka bahot bahot Shikriya tushaar ji .... yeh ahsaan mein jindgi bhar nhi bulunga ..... aap nhi jantey aap ney kya kiya hai mere liye .... meri to jassey duniya hi badal dali .... khuda aap ko khush rakhey !!


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«Reply #89 on: May 24, 2005, 08:49:57 AM »

Quote from: "buntyindia"

nice one mate........................
thnks for sharing..............

Miyaan bunty ... jab aap ko bhhi assi biwi milegi to aap bhi khud bkhud likhney lageyngey .. !!


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