halat-e-pati ( ik gazal )

by HumTum on April 01, 2005, 08:59:22 AM
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«Reply #90 on: May 24, 2005, 08:52:39 AM »
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DoostooN ..... Aaj phir mein begum ke julmo se tang aaker kuvh likhney ja rha hoon ... umeed hai pasand aayega !!

secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai

Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir fudwana yaad hai

haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai

khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai

gar yuh hi biwi ke julm bdatey rhey to phir hajir hunga nye zulmo ke sath ...

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secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
bivi ka balan leker aana yadd hai
Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
wo mera jhado se petai khana yadd hai,.....
haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera ,.....
or mera ghar me bachho ko sambhalna yadd hai,....
khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan ,....
or terA kitty party per udana yadd hai,...

gar yuh hi biwi ke julm bdatey rhey to phir hajir hunga nye zulmo ke sath ...


ye le dost tere liye maine copy paste kiya hai,......


Aap ka bahot bahot Shikriya tushaar ji .... yeh ahsaan mein jindgi bhar nhi bulunga ..... aap nhi jantey aap ney kya kiya hai mere liye .... meri to jassey duniya hi badal dali .... khuda aap ko khush rakhey !!  


aare yaar shukriya kaisa aahsan kaisa ,..
mai tera dost hu yaar,..

waise bhi mile sur mere tumhara to sur bune humara,...
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«Reply #91 on: May 24, 2005, 08:55:37 AM »
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mile sur mere tumhara to sur bune humara,...
mile sur mere tumhara to sur bune humara,...

jab hum gaye dono to roye yeh jag sara  :hurray:
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«Reply #92 on: May 24, 2005, 08:58:09 AM »
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mile sur mere tumhara to sur bune humara,...
mile sur mere tumhara to sur bune humara,...

jab hum gaye dono to roye yeh jag sara  :hurray:


mile sur mere tumhara to sur bune humara,...
mile sur mere tumhara to sur bune humara,...

aabhi to yaha bahut kuch karna hai,...

kisi k naak me dum to kisi k sanso me pyar bharna hai,...
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«Reply #93 on: May 24, 2005, 09:00:37 AM »
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kisi k naak me dum to kisi k sanso me pyar bharna hai,...
kisi k naak me dum to kisi k sanso me pyar bharna hai,...

biwi ne awaaz lgai hai, mein chalta hoon mujhey pani bharna hai !!
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«Reply #94 on: May 24, 2005, 09:01:45 AM »
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kisi k naak me dum to kisi k sanso me pyar bharna hai,...
kisi k naak me dum to kisi k sanso me pyar bharna hai,...

biwi ne awaaz lgai hai, mein chalta hoon mujhey pani bharna hai !!


pani badd me bhar liyo aabhi to tere se batin karni hai,...
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«Reply #95 on: May 24, 2005, 09:03:17 AM »
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biwi ne awaaz lgai hai, mein chalta hoon mujhey pani bharna hai !!
biwi ne awaaz lgai hai, mein chalta hoon mujhey pani bharna hai !!

mujhey janey de mere bhai, meiney biwi ke hathoon nhi marna hai sad5
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«Reply #96 on: May 24, 2005, 09:06:49 AM »
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biwi ne awaaz lgai hai, mein chalta hoon mujhey pani bharna hai !!
biwi ne awaaz lgai hai, mein chalta hoon mujhey pani bharna hai !!

mujhey janey de mere bhai, meiney biwi ke hathoon nhi marna hai sad5



abe yaar tera katal karke kya use marna hai ,...

wo bhi janti hai pati devo namah,..lakin tu bhul gaya hai,..

utha le tu bhi belt aapni kar de sari kasar puri ,..

bol de usse tell me sooryyyyyyyyy,...
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«Reply #97 on: April 08, 2006, 10:46:45 PM »
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bahut khoon Humtum !!


Ik baat mere zahen mein abhi aayi hai
Jisne bhi ki hai shaadi biwi se maar khai hai
Jab bhi dekhta hoon kissi ko ghodi pe chadta
Sochta hoon ke ik aur ne jaan suli pe chadai hai !!
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«Reply #99 on: June 26, 2010, 09:24:36 AM »
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«Reply #100 on: July 01, 2010, 10:19:34 AM »
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bahut khoob HUMTUM n all
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«Reply #101 on: July 23, 2010, 07:42:37 AM »
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shadi er ker ke pati ghar mein (wife)knife laata hai,
phir pyaar se usko aapne gale laata hai.

wisko kya pata tha uski jaan aisa fal degi,
jisko gale lagaya wahi gala kat ker chal degi.
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«Reply #102 on: September 17, 2011, 09:40:33 AM »
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Quote from: HumTum on April 01, 2005, 08:59:22 AM
chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh jamana yaad hai

doppher ki dhoop mein kapdey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey panv jana yaad hai

Aa gya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

saas sasur ki dostoN ab kya sunao dastaaN
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai

daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana pda mujheuy
woh mera dantooN taley, ilaichi chbana yaad hai

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai

wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai muikhey
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

shukr hai 'HumTum' teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadishuda dostooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai[/i]

hahahaha ji very funny.
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«Reply #103 on: September 18, 2011, 06:26:08 PM »
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chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh jamana yaad hai

doppher ki dhoop mein kapdey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey panv jana yaad hai

Aa gya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

saas sasur ki dostoN ab kya sunao dastaaN
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai

daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana pda mujheuy
woh mera dantooN taley, ilaichi chbana yaad hai

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai

wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai muikhey
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

shukr hai 'HumTum' teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadishuda dostooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai[/i]

shadi suda nhi kuware bhi rote hai,
jo girl-friend jaise rok se pirit zara sa hote hai.

ladka duniya se nhi girl-friend se tharrata hai,
kyn ki hitler ke baad naam inhi ka ata hai.

inka hona bhi ladko ki kismat jala deta hai,
phone ka bill ladke ko bhikari bana deta hai.

gum ke mare hi to wo sharab peeta hai,
ussay pucho to bata dega ki kutta kaise jeeta hai.
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