hehehe

kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-ID ki
laga doh in projects par baazi apni jaan ki
in 8 mahino mein yahan mujhe kuch nahen mila
mail tuh kiya ek visiting card bhi nahen mila...

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi..

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita.

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.

Police Story:
Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer: Which way, lady?
Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.  

 :lol:  :lol:  :D  :lol:  :lol:

ROSE ...........................BUHAT........KHOOB.... .....DEAR........................................ ..........KEEP.IT UP........................