-HumTum On Sale-

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Rajbir

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«Reply #75 on: March 24, 2006, 10:27:50 AM »

:evil: + :evil: = :twisted:

:D


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«Reply #76 on: March 24, 2006, 10:33:27 AM »

Quote from: "Rajbir"

:evil: + :evil: = :twisted:

:D

lolzzzzz veer Ji ......

:evil: * :evil: = glasses2


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«Reply #77 on: March 24, 2006, 10:37:00 AM »

Quote from: "chitra"

pati hoon kisi ko bikta huaa.....is dil ko dayaa bahoot aati hai
dekhate hi SALE PE tujhe ankho mein teri ankhe nazar aati hai
mili jabse tujhse to meri surat teri surat se mel khati hai
ab ye mashalah :evil: hai to tera hi kasoor isme saathi hai

Hamara kasoor nhi ahia mohtarma ... yeh suniye !!!

Ab aap masahallah :evil: hai to mera kya kasoor hai
yeh kudrat ka aap ko baksha hua ik haseen noor hai
Dekiye na aap ko ghar ke liye nazarbatu ki zaroorat nhi
aap ka Tohbda hi Bhayanaak nazarbatu hazuur hai !!!!!


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D K

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«Reply #78 on: March 24, 2006, 08:49:36 PM »

Itna bhayank chehra ki kya batayein
dekh kar band ho jayein chalti hawayein
Aisa noor khuda ne baksha hai to mashallah :evil:
soorat dekh kar raat mein ghar akele kaise jaayein Puzzled !


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chitra

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«Reply #79 on: March 25, 2006, 05:11:04 AM »

DK JI

shayad apne HUM TUM ji ko nahi dekha
unse bada nazarbhattu is duniya mein nahi hoga
meri surat to unke sayaa padne ke baad hui hai
socho jara is saaye ka malik khud kitna bhayanak hoga


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Meena is back

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«Reply #80 on: March 25, 2006, 04:40:04 PM »

kyu kar rahe ho tum dono apni inti pyari tareef,
pad ke hi mujhe lagta hai yeh ajeeb! Shocked


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«Reply #81 on: March 27, 2006, 06:42:10 PM »

beagair kiye tareef
nahi biktaa maal
Yeh lafda marketing ka
advertisment ka hai ye kamaal ...


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D K

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«Reply #82 on: March 27, 2006, 09:35:20 PM »

advertisement aur marketin kahan tak pahuchi
hum tum ko lene kya koi khatoon paas pahuchi?
yahan par to hazar blondes ghayal hain
jabse wo sahab yahan se gayab hain


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«Reply #83 on: March 27, 2006, 10:28:05 PM »

lagta hai
bik gaya humtum
Nahi aata aajkal
hai kehin ghum ..


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D K

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«Reply #84 on: March 27, 2006, 10:31:47 PM »

kho gaya hai kisi blonde ki baahon mein
dekhta tha jinhe ab tak khwabon mein
kitni ke dil toot gaye hain yahan par
khadi thi sab inetzaar mein raahon mein


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«Reply #85 on: March 27, 2006, 10:34:04 PM »

Humtum hai bahoot chaluu
nahi banegaa kissi ek haseena ka aalu.
idhar udhar udegaa, hassena ke paas
ban ke unka bhaluuuuuu .. (Teady bear) ...... Usual Smile


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D K

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«Reply #86 on: March 27, 2006, 10:36:14 PM »

ek haseena se paas kaha rehta hai wo
idhar udhar bhanwra ban ke udta rehta hai wo
phool bhi bechare dhun mein rehte hain
phurr se udd jata hai kahin phir wo Winking


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«Reply #87 on: March 27, 2006, 10:41:00 PM »

Aayega tub chalegaa pataa
kiss kiss ke saath ki usne khataa
kiss kiss ki nzaron me bassa
kiss kiss ki julfen bani ghataa ...... :lol:


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D K

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«Reply #88 on: March 27, 2006, 10:43:42 PM »

hum tum ji to hawa ka jhonka hai
kabhi nahi jisko kisi ne dekha hai
sabko pasand aata hai hardam
pyaara sa hasen sa ek dhoka hai Winking


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chitra

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«Reply #89 on: March 28, 2006, 08:24:23 AM »

Is awara bhanware ko ek jagah baithna sikhaungee
de de ke bailan se sidhi dum iski banaaungee
bahoot uchak raha hai <EDITED> SALE pe bhi
ek baar khareed loon fir iski akal thikaane lagaaungee