kaha ho tum,..........

by tushar_4u_im on August 04, 2005, 05:41:14 PM
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kaha ho tum kaha ho tum
hai mere bachhe or gharwale gumsum,........
 nahi aayi ho bahut din se,...kahi ho to nahi tum gum....
jhadu nahi lagi ghar per na dhule hai bartan kai din se,,,,,
aab to aa ja o nakhre wali naukrani,.......
man liye hai nakhre tere humne ,....
bus teri salary ghata di hai,........

tunak tunak tunak tun dhun,..........
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«Reply #1 on: August 04, 2005, 05:46:18 PM »
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kaha ho tum kaha ho tum
hai gali ke saare kutte gumsum
kahan chale gye ho tum
kooda nahin fainka hai kitne dino se
ab to dede apna deedar
warna padegi tujhe bahut saari maar
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«Reply #2 on: August 04, 2005, 05:50:27 PM »
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kaha ho tum kaha ho tum
hai gali ke saare kutte gumsum
kahan chale gye ho tum
kooda nahin fainka hai kitne dino se
ab to dede apna deedar
warna padegi tujhe bahut saari maar



arre mai naukrani naukrani ker rahaa tha ,..

ye bhangan kaha se aa gai,........

bulaya tha duffriya ko yaha ,......

ye desi murgi kaha se aa gai,..............

chalo aa gai to isse kukri banate hai,....

aaj hum chicken leg ,or wings khate hai.,........
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Ladke_hain_duffer
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«Reply #3 on: August 04, 2005, 08:12:06 PM »
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tumhe to main itna marungi ki 10 din tak hosh nahi aayega
aur agar host aagya to aapna naam pata sab bhool jayega
pange lene se tu baaz nahi aayega
tushar aapni pgaar lene kab aayega
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«Reply #4 on: August 06, 2005, 08:05:22 AM »
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kaha ho tum kaha ho tum
hai gali ke saare kutte gumsum
kahan chale gye ho tum
gutter se aa rahi hai kitne dino se baass
kab dega apna deedaar
abey jali aana mehtar tushar...........................
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«Reply #5 on: August 06, 2005, 11:21:17 AM »
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kaha ho tum kaha ho tum
hai gali ke saare kutte gumsum
kahan chale gye ho tum

ganda nala tumhe pukaar raha hai
nale ke keede udhaas baithe hai

kahan chipa baitha hai tushaar
nale ke keedon se padegi tujhe maar
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«Reply #6 on: August 06, 2005, 12:36:55 PM »
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kaha ho tum kaha ho tum
hai gali ke saare kutte gumsum
kahan chale gye ho tum

ganda nala tumhe pukaar raha hai
nale ke keede udhaas baithe hai

kahan chipa baitha hai tushaar
nale ke keedon se padegi tujhe maar
nale k kide desi ko pukare,..

gandi naliya kare ishare,.....

hath me leker jhadu aayi,.....

dekho ye hai sabrreeee bai,.....

flush bhi aaj hai bada hiu ganda,.....

ye to hai duffriya ka dhanda..........
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«Reply #7 on: August 06, 2005, 02:01:48 PM »
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gobar ke bacteria tushaar ko pookare
gadha bhi kare tumhari taraf ishaare
gali ke kutte tushaar ko pathar mare
aur tushaar bechara ladkiyon se haare
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«Reply #8 on: August 06, 2005, 04:40:34 PM »
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gobar ke bacteria tushaar ko pookare
gadha bhi kare tumhari taraf ishaare
gali ke kutte tushaar ko pathar mare
aur tushaar bechara ladkiyon se haare


gobar ka bactriya tum hi to ho,....

gadho ki malkin tum hi to ho,.....

gali k kutte tarif kare jiski,......

wo tum wo tum wo tum hi to hoooooooooooooo....................

desi k chakker me pdhker hue kai barbadd,........

aagar rehna ho khushi se to na kerna is bandriya ko yadd,.....
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«Reply #9 on: August 08, 2005, 07:50:10 PM »
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:evil: :evil:

tum jaise gadhon ki malkin hum ladkiyan hi banegi
dande maar maar ke seedha tumko hum hi karengi
hum per kiye hue zulmo ka badal hum zarur lengi
tumhe bolne ka afzar nahi dengi
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«Reply #10 on: August 12, 2005, 08:04:33 AM »
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agar gadha dande khakar mar gaya, to tum ladkiyan apna mooh kala karke bethogi kispar,
tum ladkiyon ki ek hi savari hai, phir aur bhala bethogi kispar
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«Reply #11 on: August 12, 2005, 12:52:59 PM »
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tum kis marz ki dawa ho deva
kahan hai tumhari beva................... lolzzzzzzzzzz
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«Reply #12 on: August 12, 2005, 03:07:01 PM »
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tum kis marz ki dawa ho deva
kahan hai tumhari beva................... lolzzzzzzzzzz


aabhi to bechara shadi bhi nahi kiya hai,.......

tumne desi daru wali usse jite ji hi mar diya hai,.....
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«Reply #13 on: August 12, 2005, 05:24:45 PM »
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lo ek aur kachua bola
isne hai apna ganda mooh khola
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«Reply #14 on: August 15, 2005, 12:36:45 PM »
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innke sade hue muh per taala kaun lagayega
kaun inko ladki ki izzat karna sikhayega Puzzled !
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