kaisay bataoon key tum merai kaun hoo,

kaisay bataoon key tum merai kaun hoo,
walls ki ice cream ho polka ki kon ho,
kesey bataoon key tum poorani dheet ho aik bohat bari phateek ho ,
tum orangi tum korangi tum hi ho meri nagan chowrangi ,
liyari ki tum Football ho kimari ka tum bund ho manora ki tum thand ho,
tum kharadar tum methadar tum hi meray liye goolimar ho
tumhi meri dhoti aur shalwar ho ,
tum hi gutka tum hi mempoori tum hi mix patti ka pan ho
kaisey bataon tumhay key tum meri koon ho
lalookhait main rehti ho tum khud ko defence ka kheti ho tum
lambi lambi chorti ho tum, hamesha sey ho khowar tum ,
ho sardi ka bhokhar tum shikarpur ka achar tum peshawar ki naswar tum
aur PIA ka jahaz ho jo kabhi waqt par nahi milti
wo parwaz ho jo hamesha short rehti hai wo piyas ho
mahengai kay is dor mey sawa rupey ki niyaz ho ,
aur mera aghaz tum mera anjam tum mera public evening special mera parcham mera awaam tum ,
tum hi jurat ,tum hi ummat ,tum hi jasarat ,tum hi nowaey waqt , jang ho aman ho,
the news ho ya dawn ho kesey batao key tum meri kon ho ,
key main rokta bus tum ko hoon, main tookta bus tum ko hooon,
tum hi mera kal thin ,tum hi mera aaj ho ,
tum hi marshallah ,tum hi jamhoriat , tum hi governer raj ho
aur meri TT tum ,mera Repeater tum ,mera Rokket Lunchar tum ,
tum hi meri soch ho meray paaon ki moch ho aur 9 rupees wali kouch ho
aur vespa main tum aur rakshey main tum, taxi main tum ,mazda main tum,
truck main tum troller main tum ,meri honda 50 tum, meri 70 tum,
lahore ka tanga ho tum, sukhur ki suzuki ho tum
aur kya bataoon meri jaan tum meray liya kya ho
arey tum tu pora PAKISTAN ho karachi ki jaan ho aur W11 ki paihchan ho
kaisay bataoon key tum meray liye koon ho

:idea:

ha ha ha
bahut ache lagte ho tum teen
pooja , nishita aur mateen

pooja tum baar baar sir khujaya na karo
mere haato ko bhi ajab si hlchal hoti hai

Ghayal hai scanner mera , koi dava to dila do
Kuch na sahi to bas ek mail - id dila do.
 
 
 
Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki
laga do in projects par baazi apne jaan ki
 
 
 
Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain

Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain

Aap mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahen hain?
 
 
 
Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki..
Agar mail nahi to koi junk hi sahi..
 
 
 
Is 1 mahino me yahan mujhe kuch nahin mila
Mail to kya ek visiting card bhi muskil se mila.
 
 
 
Seedha to khada rah Hamesha hilta rahta hai
Kuch kaam bhi kar hamesha game khelta hai
Seedha to khada rah hamesha hilta rahta hai
Kuch program bhi likh hamesha net-surf karta rahta hai
 
 
 
company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain

aur lonely hain

problem ye hai ki bus voh

read only hain
 
 
 
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

woh repeat kar doonga

tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey

Shift+delete kar doonga
 
 
 
shayad mere pyar ko taste

  karna bhool gaye

  dil sey aisa cut kiya

  ke paste karna bhool gaye
 
 
 
woh samajhte hain dil tod diya

  to hum dead hain

  woh nahin jaante ki is dil main

  aur kitne thread hain
 
 
 
tumhare samne hain itney item

  kabhi hamein bhi pick karo

  hamare pyar ke icon pe

  kabhi to tum double click karo
 
 
 
roz subha hum karte hai

itne pyar se unhe good morning

woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning

ye kya ghisa pita laga rakha hai
kuch naya karo bhi

batein to mangne ki karte ho
lagta hain kisi jamane ke bhikari ho
baatein badi badi karte hon
ek email-id nahi dhoond sakte hon

wah bhai mahindra aap ka andaaz to aur bhi nirala hai
ab aayega maza dekhe ge koun bheek mangne wala hai