-Kalyug Ki Kavita-

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Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…


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«Reply #1 on: April 01, 2006, 03:31:32 PM »

:lol:

hey krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha
aakar mujhe bike race mein harakar to dikha Winking


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-Kalyug Ki Kavita-

«Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 12:08:26 PM »

bahut ache hmtum


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«Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 12:30:14 PM »

Hey Krishna tu iss kalyug mein aakar tho dikha
Mere saare assignments ek din mein pure karke mujhe dikha


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«Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 03:21:53 PM »


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«Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 03:38:08 PM »

hare kishna kalyud mein ek prem kahani rach ja
HUM TUM mil ek ho jaye bas kuch aisa kar ja


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«Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 03:58:33 PM »

Kaltug mein krishna Aa nahi sakta
Koi prem khani woh bna nhi Sakta tongue3


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«Reply #7 on: April 03, 2006, 04:08:01 PM »

pataa hai JANAAB tabhi to ye maanga hai
HUM TUM ek ho jaye ye kisne chaha hai
ye dil to kahi aur atka hai mera
hume prem kavita ussee ne bana dala hai


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«Reply #8 on: April 03, 2006, 04:58:34 PM »

kabhi yeh is yug ke baat karte hai
kabhi yeh us yug ke baat karte hai
kalyug main hue hai yeh bhi paida
yeh kalyug ke hardam baat karte hai


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«Reply #9 on: April 04, 2006, 03:11:35 AM »

haan tosha jee....HUM TUM ka dimaag ghoom gya
Computer yug mein kishna ka intzaar kiya
ek bar CLICK karte KISNA.COM pe
fir dekhte kishna 1 SEC. mein aa gya


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«Reply #10 on: April 04, 2006, 06:41:53 PM »

kisna nahi basta kisi website par
wo to milta hai himalaya ki height par
din bhar system par baith kar moti ho jayegi
chalo thoda exercise aur diet par


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«Reply #11 on: April 05, 2006, 09:31:09 AM »

Hum dimaag wale dimaag ki EXERCISE karte hai
kaya to ALREDY kamsheen hai ,diet nahi karte hai
System pe to tu hi kam baitha kar harjaai
warna belan se maaregi tere ko teri lugaai


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«Reply #12 on: April 05, 2006, 09:34:17 AM »

yeh mara chokka chitra ji ne
ki sabki hawa khisak gaye
yeh baat mane bhi hazam kae le
humne hazmora jo thi kahi


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«Reply #13 on: April 05, 2006, 09:38:15 AM »

badmasho ke liye chhakka marna padta hai
ulti akl ko thikaane lagaana padta hai
warna ye log baith jate hai sir pe
isliye haath hume door rakhna padta hai