Kamvali bai ghar na aayee

by prashad on December 21, 2012, 01:26:10 AM
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Do din se kamvali bai ghar na aayee
Pati bechare ki toh mano aafat hi aaye

Srimati ka mood subah subah kharab ho gaya
Sare parosiyon ko subah telephone laga  diya

Pehle sab se bai ke baare mein poochha
Ghanto saheliyon se kya kya batlaya

Phir gusse mein ultimatum suna diya
Sari anchahi beemariyon ko ginva diya

Aaj toh arthiritis ka dard jyada badha hai
Poore joro mein dard se bura hal hua hai

Kamar bhi aisee pakree hai kya batun aapko
Jee bhi machlaya ja raha hai aaj subah subah ko

Do din se BP ki davai khatm ho gayee hai
Sham ko daftar se lete bhi aana aapko hai

Suno bahar se idli dosa hi nashte mein le aao
Khana canteen mein hi khana hai ab aapko

Suniye pani se meri skin ko allergy hai
Iss bat se toh aap bhali bhanti parichit hai

Ye mui bai bina bataye gayab ho jati hai
Intejam kabhi kuchh karke nahi jati hai

Nahane se pehle rasoi ke bartan maanj deejiyega
Jharoo ghar mein nahi lagega toh bhi chalega

Bathroom mein kal se maine char saree bhigoyee hai
Badboo aa jayegi, unhe bhi dhona jaroori hai

Man toh nahi hota aapse kuchh kam karvane ka
Par aap ko toh gyan hai meri sab beemariyo ka

Palang ki chadar bhi thora badal deejiyega
Ussko sham ko aane ke bad dho leejiyega

Srimati sharma ko meri beemari ka bol deejiyega
Din mein aayegi toh mera man behal jayega

Kissi terah sare kam niptakar office pahunche
Jaldi mein kameej ko ulta hi pehan liye thhe

Ek sathi ne muskurate huye phabti kass hi di
Lagta hai aapki bai kam par nahi aayee aaj bhi
 
Sham ko jab bhookhe pyase ghar mein laute
Mej par kitne chai ke cup aur plate parey thhe

Patni boli ye cup aur plate bhi dho deejiyega
Pulao aap achha banate hain vahi aaj baniyega

Aaj char din se bai kam par nahi aa rahi hai
Sare kam karke meri hi jan nikli ja rahi hai
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«Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 03:18:01 AM »
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Quote from: prashad on December 21, 2012, 01:26:10 AM
Do din se kamvali bai ghar na aayee
Pati bechare ki toh mano aafat hi aaye

Srimati ka mood subah subah kharab ho gaya
Sare parosiyon ko subah telephone laga  diya

Pehle sab se bai ke baare mein poochha
Ghanto saheliyon se kya kya batlaya

Phir gusse mein ultimatum suna diya
Sari anchahi beemariyon ko ginva diya

Aaj toh arthiritis ka dard jyada badha hai
Poore joro mein dard se bura hal hua hai

Kamar bhi aisee pakree hai kya batun aapko
Jee bhi machlaya ja raha hai aaj subah subah ko

Do din se BP ki davai khatm ho gayee hai
Sham ko daftar se lete bhi aana aapko hai

Suno bahar se idli dosa hi nashte mein le aao
Khana canteen mein hi khana hai ab aapko

Suniye pani se meri skin ko allergy hai
Iss bat se toh aap bhali bhanti parichit hai

Ye mui bai bina bataye gayab ho jati hai
Intejam kabhi kuchh karke nahi jati hai

Nahane se pehle rasoi ke bartan maanj deejiyega
Jharoo ghar mein nahi lagega toh bhi chalega

Bathroom mein kal se maine char saree bhigoyee hai
Badboo aa jayegi, unhe bhi dhona jaroori hai

Man toh nahi hota aapse kuchh kam karvane ka
Par aap ko toh gyan hai meri sab beemariyo ka

Palang ki chadar bhi thora badal deejiyega
Ussko sham ko aane ke bad dho leejiyega

Srimati sharma ko meri beemari ka bol deejiyega
Din mein aayegi toh mera man behal jayega

Kissi terah sare kam niptakar office pahunche
Jaldi mein kameej ko ulta hi pehan liye thhe

Ek sathi ne muskurate huye phabti kass hi di
Lagta hai aapki bai kam par nahi aayee aaj bhi
 
Sham ko jab bhookhe pyase ghar mein laute
Mej par kitne chai ke cup aur plate parey thhe

Patni boli ye cup aur plate bhi dho deejiyega
Pulao aap achha banate hain vahi aaj baniyega

Aaj char din se bai kam par nahi aa rahi hai
Sare kam karke meri hi jan nikli ja rahi hai
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«Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 04:13:19 AM »
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«Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 05:11:18 AM »
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funny indeed biwi ki geography aap achchi tarah se jaante hai.aksar kai jagah par yehi hota hai
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«Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 05:35:02 AM »
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bahoot khoob prasad ji rojmarra ki jindgi shayari me dhalna me apka koi jod nahi
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«Reply #5 on: December 21, 2012, 06:41:35 AM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
funny indeed biwi ki geography aap achchi tarah se jaante hai.aksar kai jagah par yehi hota hai
thanx aqsh ji
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Quote from: azad mishra on December 21, 2012, 05:35:02 AM
bahoot khoob prasad ji rojmarra ki jindgi shayari me dhalna me apka koi jod nahi
thanx azad ji
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bahut khoob
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Hehehehhehe Very Very Funy Creation Prashad Ji ...
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«Reply #12 on: December 21, 2012, 02:40:20 PM »
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Hehehehhehe Very Very Funy Creation Prashad Ji ...
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