-Khundi Pe Bakra- -Panna 3:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Talat

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«Reply #30 on: December 16, 2006, 10:28:05 PM »

waah waah !!

Ab chaahe BBQ bane chaahe bane bakre ka qorma
HT ke hath ka bana khaa ke, hume nahin hai marna


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«Reply #31 on: December 23, 2006, 10:28:51 AM »

sahi kaha talat!!!

jane kya kya dhalta hoga yeh khane me,
jo itni der lagata hai banane me!!!


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«Reply #32 on: December 29, 2006, 11:18:44 AM »

Aap kya jano kaseey banta hai indian khana
kabhi ik baar bna kar humey bhi khilana !!


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«Reply #33 on: December 29, 2006, 11:22:39 AM »

hum jante hai ke kaise banate hogi tum khana,
dhuan dhuan (fog) kar dete hogi tum pura ashiyana,
kabhi namak zada to kabhi mirch zada hoti hogi,
tume to ata nahin hogi daal ko tadka lagana!


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«Reply #34 on: December 29, 2006, 11:25:27 AM »

Ajji daal ki baat karte ho hum to gosht bhi bnate hai
jo log bhi khate hai bad ungliya chat-te reh jate hai
ab ik aur raaz ki baat btane lga hoon zra suno
mera bna khana kha ke woh bar-2 toilet bhi jate hai !!


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«Reply #35 on: December 29, 2006, 11:30:05 AM »

hehehe dekha apko khana banana hi nahin ata:

badnaseeb hoga woh jisko khana tumara khana padega,
kabhi kache gosht se to abhi kachi daal se woh ladega,
uski naya to doobi hi doobi tab humtum,
ya to tumara khana kha ke ya to woh bhuke marega!


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«Reply #36 on: December 29, 2006, 11:31:44 AM »

Bhooka marne se to accha ke khana kha le
Kha ke mera bakra bas khuda ka naam le


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«Reply #37 on: December 29, 2006, 11:39:30 AM »

bakre ki chodo mujhe uski hai pareshani,
jiski le loge tum khila ke zindagani!!!


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«Reply #38 on: December 29, 2006, 11:41:07 AM »

Bhooka to nahin khila ke marunga
dar mat tera kucch nahi bigadunga !!


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«Reply #39 on: December 29, 2006, 11:50:50 AM »

dont worry janab, mai nahin kabhi aongi tere ghar,
aur na hi khaongi tera bakra jisme hoti nahin koi asar!


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«Reply #40 on: December 29, 2006, 11:54:16 AM »

woh kaun hai ke jisne mera bakra nhian khaya
btao zarra Kaun jothi kasamien utha hai
Mere bakre se jo bach nikata hai janab
Mongi ki daal kha ke hi maar jata hai !!


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-Khundi Pe Bakra-

«Reply #41 on: January 01, 2007, 02:22:00 PM »

Bohot achche HumTum and Meena


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«Reply #42 on: January 03, 2007, 09:43:27 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum is back"

Muktsar si baat hai dil mein chupaye baithey hai
Aaj khundi se hum ik Bakra latkaye baithey hai

Soch rhe hai bnayege aaj chatpati Lamb curry
Issi liye masalooN se kitchen sajaye baithey hai

Ya Allah, kahi koi anhoni na ho jaye aaj, kyunki
Padosi kab se bakre pe nazar adaye baithey hai

Dekh rha hoon unki nazroN mein lalch ka bhoot
Bhuke nange hathoN mein kole atkaye baithey hai

Kissi ne bataya tha nazar utarne ka tareka "HumTum"
Issliye bakre pe nembu, mirchi latkaye baithey hai!!

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Wah Wah Wah .... Kya lazawaab bakra, I meant post hai ... Winking

khaaye yahan non-veg ek zamanaa ho gaya
apna non-veg waala dost (i.e. Salma) kehin jakar so gaya ...

charche hain bazaar main, Humtum aayen hain
saath main 10 kilo ka bakra bhi laayen hain ...

aa gaye mehfil main hum bhi, suna hai goast bana hai
thoda kari ke saath, aur kuch roast bana hai ...

Abb na aur rok e-mere dost, aane de kaleja & leg-piece
lag rehi hai bhook ke maare pet me ek teese ... :D


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«Reply #43 on: March 04, 2007, 10:04:30 PM »

bhukh ke maare yaha bhi boora haal hai
na jaane humtum, bakre ke sath kaha gaya hai

bula kar khane per, khud gumshuda hai
bakre ki chah main, pat ka haal boora hai


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«Reply #44 on: January 30, 2008, 01:30:35 PM »

Bahut der baad aayi bakre ki yaad .....

Allah Allah lutf kya iss bakre ko khane mein hai
Hum Tum ke bane bakre ke charche zamane mein hai

Bna diya bakra, pka di roti, saja diya salad bhi
Der kyun 'e mere dost ab plates sajane mein hai?

Hath mera phuncta nhi hai table ke uss paar, bta
Kya takleef tumko, katora aage badhane mein hai?

Dekh to toond teri badh rhi hai din - b - din,
bhalai teri 'e dost, bakre ko kum khane mein hai

Aree NY ki na pucch uska to haal hai bahut bura
Kha-kha kar itna bakra, woh gusalkhane mein hai !!


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