-Kucch Kabaab Aaye-

by HumTum is back on April 05, 2008, 11:24:32 AM
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Aaye kucch murga kucch kabaab aaye
Ik do botiya nahin yaar, behisaab aaye

Kal shab kissi ke nikaah ka tha jashan
Kucch to kha aaye aur kucch dba laye

Jaane kis dab se banaya tha tune lamb
Tere ghar se kha kar, sab bimaar aaye

Kucch bhooko ko jab dawaat pe bulaya
Har simt se bas bade bade dakaar aaye

Har bhuke nange ki ankhien chamak jaye
Samne jab itna lajjatdaar kabaab aaye

Muft ka dekh kar jab had se jiada khalo
Phir “HumTum” toilet mein  sailab aaye!!



HumTum hello
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«Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 01:24:40 PM »
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ha ha ha wah bhai wah

fantastic...
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«Reply #2 on: April 06, 2008, 10:40:43 AM »
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lolz

very funny

nice sharing !!!!!!!!!!

Like it

keep it up Usual Smile
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«Reply #3 on: January 07, 2009, 10:56:56 AM »
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Thank you Sam n Kashif.  Usual Smile
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«Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 11:11:26 AM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Tum nahi sudhroge NaNaNa

Good one bro Thumbs UP
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«Reply #5 on: January 12, 2009, 09:13:28 PM »
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ache bhalle lajjatdaar kabaab main haddi yah apki last line  DOH DOH

Magar jab bhi parri apki funny shayri
Pooja ke chehre per muskaan ayye..... Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley


Good work HumTum ji!!!
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«Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 09:24:20 PM »
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WAH HUMTUM kya baat kahi hai



TERE KABAAB NA HAMEY RAAS AAYE
NAWAAB BANN KEY JOH HUMNEY KHAYE

ABB TOH TAUBA KARTEY HAI MERE SAYE
BAASI KABAAB JOH HUMNEY TERE KHAYE

KABAAB MEH KUCH PAISEY JOH TUMNEY BACHAYE
ABB CHALO DOCTOR KOH HUM WOH DEH AAYE

DOH CHAAR DIN NAA ABB HUM UDD PAYE
TERE KABAAB NA HAMEY RAAS AAYE
NAWAAB BANN KEY JOH HUMNEY KHAYE

jasbir singh
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«Reply #7 on: January 12, 2009, 09:35:45 PM »
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nice Reply Jas ji!!
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«Reply #8 on: January 12, 2009, 09:47:15 PM »
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Quote from: Pooja on January 12, 2009, 09:35:45 PM
nice Reply Jas ji!!

Thanks JI

ACCHAA HUA AAP KABAAB KHANEY NAHI AAYE
WARNA KARTEY REHTEY AAP BHI HAI HAI  Giggle


Jasbir Singh
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«Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 09:59:04 PM »
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iss lye kahte hai east or west
Vegitarians are The Best....

Hum apni daal sabji main khush...
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«Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 10:08:11 PM »
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DAAL SABZI MEH BHI LOG CHAKRAYE
WOH KHA KAR BHI LOGOH KOH DAST LAG AAYE  Laughing hard

AISI MEHFIL MEH JAB HUMTUM LEH JAYEGA
ISSEY JYADA WOH AUR KYA GUL KHILAYEGA  BangHead
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«Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 02:27:46 AM »
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Quote from: HumTum is back on April 05, 2008, 11:24:32 AM
Aaye kucch murga kucch kabaab aaye
Ik do botiya nahin yaar, behisaab aaye

Kal shab kissi ke nikaah ka tha jashan
Kucch to kha aaye aur kucch dba laye

Jaane kis dab se banaya tha tune lamb
Tere ghar se kha kar, sab bimaar aaye

Kucch bhooko ko jab dawaat pe bulaya
Har simt se bas bade bade dakaar aaye

Har bhuke nange ki ankhien chamak jaye
Samne jab itna lajjatdaar kabaab aaye

Muft ka dekh kar jab had se jiada khalo
Phir “HumTum” toilet mein  sailab aaye!!



HumTum hello


hahaaaa  Laughing hard

wah kya mast likha hai HumTum jii..... Usual Smile

(Be a veggy... phir na taklif bar bar
Toilet ke taraf jaye koyi...hehehe..)
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«Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 12:18:32 PM »
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Thank you Veer ji, Pooja ji, Jasbir ji n Roja ji.

Jasbir Ji ...


Aap ne kyun hum par juthe ilzaam lagaye
Humne to kabab tajje tajje the pakaye

Kasoor hamare kababon ka nai hai janab
Shayaad aap khi aur se kucch kha aaye

Pooja, Roja ne lagayi jo veggi ki guhaar
Hum kabab fenk kar bartaan tak dho aaye!!


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«Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 12:49:10 PM »
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Ha ha ha... Too Funny.. HumTum Ji..
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«Reply #14 on: January 13, 2009, 12:54:20 PM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

This boy will never change Winking tongue3

(Hey bro it was nice talking to you on the phone the other day Usual Smile )
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