KUTTAA...............................................SAINI

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«Reply #15 on: July 17, 2013, 04:13:33 PM »
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Waah Waah bahut khoob dheron daad
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«Reply #16 on: July 17, 2013, 06:42:20 PM »
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Dr. Sahab thanks - aapke kalaam se mujhe ek nai cheez ka inkeshaf huwa ke 'ghar ki biwi sher(tiger) barabar'   Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #17 on: July 17, 2013, 07:29:22 PM »
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haa haa haa haa bahut bahut khoob Saini ji... mazaa aa gayaa padh ke...!!!  Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
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«Reply #18 on: July 17, 2013, 11:31:07 PM »
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Waah,  Laughing hard Laughing hard
Dr. Saini, aapka "dard" samajh mein aaraha hai, lekin agar ek muft ka nuskha  achha lage to maan lein, kaam ayega. Giggle

Daleelein  deke  sachchaai ko, jhuth lana  nahi achchaa,
Sataaye  joru  fir bhi, taish mein  aana  nahi  achchaa.
Saho  sab  zulm hans kar'Ram' gar sahne  padein, lekin,
kabhi bhi 'mard' ko mushkil mein, ghabrana nahi achchaa. 
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«Reply #19 on: July 18, 2013, 12:34:07 AM »
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«Reply #20 on: July 18, 2013, 02:44:47 AM »
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Quote from: sksaini4 on July 17, 2013, 12:53:55 PM
Museebat  meN  hameshaa  daal  kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
Mujhe  kuttaa  samajh kar paal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
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Padosan  ne  mangaalee mujhse sabjee kyaa sharaafat meN.
Ki  ro-ro kar  buraaa  ab haal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
na uski sharafat thi na hi tum kahin ke sharif ho. wo kambakht to aisi hi hai saare mohalle ke mard ke peeche chheeeeeeee aur tumhein to bahaana chahiye. kya uska mard mar gaya tha ya uska ladka nahin la sakta tha sab tumhaari badmaashi thi ji BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead
Nikalne  hee  naheeN  detee  mujhe ghar se hawaa khaane.
Meree aazaadee  kaa  din  taal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
tum bachcho.n se bhi zayada gaye guzre ho jab bhi bhaahar naikalte ho ki ghar aane se pahle tumhaari shikayat pahuch jaati hai ab ye mat poochna kaisi shikaayat yahaan bazm mein kuch nahin kahna chahti main warna meri hi izzat jaaye gi Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased
Nikmmaa hooN nithllaa hooN karakter se maiN geelaa hooN.
Binaa  kanghe  rahooN  bebaal  kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
tum ne zidd mein apni ye haalat bana rakhi hain main ne manaa nahin kiya pe tum apni shart pe rahna chahate ho to mujhe manzoor nahin apni umr dekho jawaan hote bachho.n ko dekho phir apni oochi harkato.n se baaz nahin aate. allah raham kare icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch
Mere  ammee-o-abboo  aaye  ghar  meN chhaa gayaa maatam.
HazaaroN haiN shikan munh laal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
haan tum unke laadle ho na meri shikaayat pe bhi tumhaare maan-baap dhaayan nahin dete to mujhe gussa aaye gaa hi sad5 sad5 sad5 sad5 sad5 sad5 sad5 sad5
Hamaare   saale-salhaj   aagaye   to  dekhiye  ghar  ko.
Banaa  kar  ab  to  naineetaal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
wo main apne ghar walo ko apne ghar ka raaz kyon bataane lagi ji aur wo bhi bhai ki biwi ko. warna wo to chatkhaare leti hamaari haalat jaan kar icon_silent icon_silent icon_silent icon_silent icon_silent icon_silent icon_silent icon_silent
Padaa  hai ‘saini’ ghar  ke  ek  kone  meN langotee meN.
N  jaane  kab  se  paaemaal  kar  rakkhaa  hai begam ne.
tum sudharne ka wada karo to phir thik hai warna aise hi raho Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased
Dr.Surendra Saini


मुसीबत  में  हमेशा  डाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ।

मुझे कुत्ता समझ कर पाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

पड़ोसन  ने मंगाली मुझसे सब्जी क्या शराफ़त  में ।

कि रो-रो कर बुरा अब हाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥  

 

 निकलने  ही  नहीं  देती  मुझे घर से हवा खाने ।

 मेरी आज़ादी का दिन टाल कर रक्खा  है बेगम ने ॥

 

 निकम्मा  हूँ ,निठल्ला हूँ,करक्टर से मैं गीला हूँ ।                

 बिना  कंघे  रहूँ  बेबाल  कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

मेरे अम्मी-ओ-अब्बू आये घर में छा गया मातम ।

हज़ारों हैं शिकन मुंह लाल कर रक्खा  है बेगम ने ॥

 

 हमारे  साले-सलहज  आ गए तो देखिये घर को ।

 बना कर अब तो नैनीताल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

 पडा है 'सैनी' घर के एक कोने में लंगोटी  में ।

 न जाने कब से पाएमाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

 डाo सुरेन्द्र सैनी  


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«Reply #21 on: July 18, 2013, 02:49:54 AM »
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Aapki Haalat Dekhkar To Humaare Hausle Past Ho Gaye icon_silent
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«Reply #22 on: July 18, 2013, 12:54:46 PM »
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Nandbahu ji shukriya
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«Reply #23 on: July 18, 2013, 01:47:34 PM »
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kittoo ji shukriya
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«Reply #24 on: July 18, 2013, 02:08:18 PM »
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Arek ji shukriya
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saini sahab badi buri halat hai aapki
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«Reply #27 on: July 18, 2013, 02:53:57 PM »
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Touhid bhai shukriya
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Quote from: sksaini4 on July 17, 2013, 12:53:55 PM
Museebat  meN  hameshaa  daal  kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
Mujhe  kuttaa  samajh kar paal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Padosan  ne  mangaalee mujhse sabjee kyaa sharaafat meN.
Ki  ro-ro kar  buraaa  ab haal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Nikalne  hee  naheeN  detee  mujhe ghar se hawaa khaane.
Meree aazaadee  kaa  din  taal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Nikmmaa hooN nithllaa hooN karakter se maiN geelaa hooN.
Binaa  kanghe  rahooN  bebaal  kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Mere  ammee-o-abboo  aaye  ghar  meN chhaa gayaa maatam.
HazaaroN haiN shikan munh laal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
 
Hamaare   saale-salhaj   aagaye   to  dekhiye  ghar  ko.
Banaa  kar  ab  to  naineetaal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Padaa  hai ‘saini’ ghar  ke  ek  kone  meN langotee meN.
N  jaane  kab  se  paaemaal  kar  rakkhaa  hai begam ne.

Dr.Surendra Saini


मुसीबत  में  हमेशा  डाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ।

मुझे कुत्ता समझ कर पाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

पड़ोसन  ने मंगाली मुझसे सब्जी क्या शराफ़त  में ।

कि रो-रो कर बुरा अब हाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥   

 

 निकलने  ही  नहीं  देती  मुझे घर से हवा खाने ।

 मेरी आज़ादी का दिन टाल कर रक्खा  है बेगम ने ॥

 

 निकम्मा  हूँ ,निठल्ला हूँ,करक्टर से मैं गीला हूँ ।               

 बिना  कंघे  रहूँ  बेबाल  कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

मेरे अम्मी-ओ-अब्बू आये घर में छा गया मातम ।

हज़ारों हैं शिकन मुंह लाल कर रक्खा  है बेगम ने ॥

 

 हमारे  साले-सलहज  आ गए तो देखिये घर को ।

 बना कर अब तो नैनीताल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

 पडा है 'सैनी' घर के एक कोने में लंगोटी  में ।

 न जाने कब से पाएमाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

 डाo सुरेन्द्र सैनी 


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«Reply #29 on: July 18, 2013, 04:42:09 PM »
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satish ji bahut bahut shukriya
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